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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. 05-13-2015, 08:55 AM #16626
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    Quote Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    @_FloridaMan

    Reason enough to get on Twitter.
    I've never sent a tweet out, but ^that and TextsFromLastNight - @TFLN - amuse the hell out of me and keep me checking.
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  4. 05-13-2015, 10:11 AM #16629
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    TFLN rules.
    I see hydraulic turtles.
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  5. 05-13-2015, 11:05 AM #16630
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    @_FloridaMan

    Reason enough to get on Twitter.
    Here's a nice best-of for those of us new to Florida Man:
    http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/201...ts-ranked.html
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  6. 05-13-2015, 11:16 AM #16631
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    Pretty sure that high nip is from her cheap implants.

    Florida man is a whole thing on reddit too.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  7. 05-13-2015, 11:34 AM #16632
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  8. 05-13-2015, 03:05 PM #16633
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Pretty sure that high nip is from her cheap implants.
    This....
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  9. 05-14-2015, 01:20 AM #16634
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    Do you suppose Giselle is moaning "Lie to me, Lie to me!"
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  10. 05-14-2015, 09:40 AM #16635
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    Taking the whole Blurred thing to a new level....

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  11. 05-14-2015, 11:27 AM #16636
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  13. 05-14-2015, 05:41 PM #16638
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  14. 05-14-2015, 07:10 PM #16639
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    https://twitter.com/worldstarghetto/...14692237877248
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  15. 05-14-2015, 07:50 PM #16640
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    Somebody school me....why won't DD's twitter vid of him and 4ply dancing it off play when I put [video/]] tags on it?

    https://twitter.com/Jklacrosse/statu...279808/video/1
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  16. 05-14-2015, 11:59 PM #16641
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    I'm that dude ripping up the fucking dance floor. Watch
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  17. 05-15-2015, 12:32 AM #16642
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    I'm gonna guess that Twitter video isn't recognized by this site since this vid of DD and his mom dancing seems to work fine from Youtube.

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  18. 05-15-2015, 12:32 AM #16643
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I've never sent a tweet out, but ^that and TextsFromLastNight - @TFLN - amuse the hell out of me and keep me checking.
    (919):

    so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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  19. 05-15-2015, 12:37 AM #16644
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    Jesus. Some of these are fantastic.

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    So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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  20. 05-15-2015, 04:56 AM #16645
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    Stealing this one...
    "I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter."

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    "So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward"

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    I'm always finding stuff like this...
    "Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute."

    EDIT for burst out laughing
    "I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it."
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  21. 05-15-2015, 09:26 AM #16646
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  22. 05-15-2015, 09:40 AM #16647
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    ^I don't know which one I stared at longer, this one or the Indian chick. Totally awesome.
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  23. 05-15-2015, 12:51 PM #16648
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.
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  24. 05-15-2015, 02:07 PM #16649
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    What if I were to tell you that two people got caught fucking in the bathroom at the bar last night?

    What if I were to tell you it's also on video. It's possibly the greatest video I've ever seen and you should watch it.

    (nsfw obviously)

    https://instagram.com/p/2tNO4JK-zX/?...arstool_sports


    Edit: video now offline
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  25. 05-15-2015, 02:30 PM #16650
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    That bouncer was a roid head dick
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