I dunno, you can always go for the pit controller / blackout drunk combo. Then it becomes more an issue of timing than of pacing. 
I've got a whole pork shoulder sitting in the fridge right now. I'm thinking that maybe I can put it on Thursday night late and then have a few folks over on Friday evening to devour it. Just got a fresh keg of Yeti too. So yeah, things are looking up!
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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