Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[Meadow Skipper]

The phallus isn't shocking, the male fascination with it is odd to me but you guys don't want to talk about it, so I'll just go get over myself.

Wait, you want us to talk about dicks? Okay, you go first. Ask us a question. But prepare yourself.

[liv2ski]

Nevermind stuckathuntermtn et al. Keep bringing the euro stoke and we'll happily put up with all of your phallus questions.

Klar, if these dopes don't know who you are after all the great stoke you have posted, fuck em. Really Stuck, is she a woman??? Pay attention dood

[neck beard]

Yes, and no, generally we don't sit around drinking manhattans and having conversations along the lines of

"sally said spook's penis has a remarkable circumference..."

Perchance you did sit about speaking thus, would you use the German word "dicken" to refer to the thickness of Spook's... dick.

?

And perchance Spook was a chef, would you say "die Koche dick ist dicken"

German is a fun language. I roll out my only [pathetic] gag every chance I get. Mein Gags sind Kunst <- another bad genital gag.

[sb]

Ba chhhhh

[Crock]

[jm2e]

Thank you Crock. Page 675 has generally sucked big rubber cocks.
And Klar, I quite enjoy talking about penises with members of the fairer sex.

[Bronic]

Bump for dildos

And a video that is worth two posts in this thread

Edit to add: I too dig the euro radness klar shares. Don't worry about the male penis obsession, 'mericans are just wierd

[sb]

stripes



spank



showah

[booner]

She seems like a really nice girl

[stfu&gbtw]

She seems like a really nice girl

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Is that Benny?

[Tri-Ungulate]

Come on - this can't be the first time you've spent time in the company of men. We grow older, we don't always grow up. Farting is funny too.

ah, so it's funny in the same way that farting is supposedly funny? I guess that is a sort of explanation. I keep trying to figure out what the female equivalent would be - glueing oversized plastic labia on your helmet? Whatever, to each their own.

[riser4]

Queef. Heh.

[stfu&gbtw]

Is that Benny?

I think that's benny's kid.

[Hott Butt Mud]

This chick......


















jk

[Tippster]

I think she's hot as shit, unfortunately I can't get comfortable looking at her because she's a dead ringer for my cousin whom I basically grew up with.

[booner]

Mr Weiland seems to be feeling pretty good

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Mr Weiland seems to be feeling pretty good

Do you think he's had a relapse?

[Tippster]

Scott needs to hang it the fuck up.

[-Devin-]

http://streamable.com/usk4

Has moves.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Percoset is a wonderful drug.

[jm2e]

I think she's hot as shit, unfortunately I can't get comfortable looking at her because she's a dead ringer for my cousin whom I basically grew up with.

I'm so sorry to hear that.
To be clear, I would jump on your cousin like a fat kid jumping on a vending machine that just stole his dollar.

[The AD]

Speaking of dick humor, how about Jeff Bezos' new rocket?

[splat]

[The AD]

A couple jokes in honor of the Blue Origin rocket.
"It takes balls to design a rocket like that."
"Most rockets carry a payload. Blue Origin just carries a load."
"To boldly come where no man has came before."
I'll be here are week, folks...