Lamest personalized license plates

[klauss]

[PlayItLeo]

This SUV totally sucks on bumpy dirt roads, but it excels on well groomed, flat pavement.

[ill-advised strategy]

A BJ for $5.99

[KQ]

I had a personalized plate. When I had it and I got pulled over often times I'd get off with just a warning after confirmation that it was fact and not brag. Ahhhhhhh, those where the days, to be young and silly.......

[ill-advised strategy]

I'd get off with just a warning after confirmation that it was fact and not brag.

What cop can resist a $5.99 BJ

[KQ]

What cop can resist a $5.99 BJ

I know, right?

[2FUNKY]

Some dude at my gym has "DEEPPOW" on a ford raptor.

[Ted Striker]

A BJ for $5.99

B'ham represent! If I see that around town, I'll try to get a pic of the driver.

[legallyillegal]

That isn't even a customized plate, as [3 letters, 4 numbers] is prohibited from customization in WA.

[VTeton]

I have a lame custom plate. I don't have the plate for what it says. In Mass, you can have the old green plates that don't require a front plate. The letter/ number format has changed since the green plates stop being produced so the only way you can rock a green plate is to get a custom plate. No front plate for me and mr. 5.0 is none the wiser.

[Ted Striker]

That isn't even a customized plate, as [3 letters, 4 numbers] is prohibited from customization in WA.

I know. We switched from 6 to 7 characters a few years ago. The first one my wife saw was ADD2323, and she said, "46? what the fuck does that mean?"

[Brianskis]

My Pops (a journeyman carpenter), and his buddy (a journeyman electrician) use to have custom plates that said "I Nail" and "I Wire".

Pretty sure most people thought my Dad was some Jersey Boy Meathead who likes to hit up the club and nail tail...

[Ted Striker]

I'm thinking of getting my dog a custom tag that reads iByte.

[ill-advised strategy]

0LD H46

I saw that one around town all the time. It looked a lot like "old hag"....but then I noticed all these other really similar plates... 0LD H52. 1LD H40. etc etc. So I think some old hag just got lucky.

[RShea]

I'm thinking of getting my dog a custom tag that reads iByte.

That would be for a computer techie spelled with y, not a dog....

[Boosh]

saw a New Hampshire - "PWD4ME" on an Audi A6

[Steven S. Dallas]

That isn't even a customized plate, as [3 letters, 4 numbers] is prohibited from customization in WA.

Sick, you totally enhanced that joke by explaining it.

[Ted Striker]

That would be for a computer techie spelled with y, not a dog....

My dog has mad coding skillz, yo!

[legallyillegal]

Sick, you totally enhanced that joke by explaining it.

See title of thread.

[TomCrac]

[TomCrac]

[El Chupacabra]

I couldn't get a picture of it while driving, but on a Range Rover in Reno the other day:

THERPST

[Peruvian]

I couldn't get a picture of it while driving, but on a Range Rover in Reno the other day:

THERPST

...and they're looking for you.

[TomCrac]

Was Sean Connery driving?

[~mikey b]

My buddy is not lame.