Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[Mazderati]

Sounds like something out of Final Destination.

[skiballs]

I was driving on the beltway, somewhere around GA ave. A tire from a roll back dumpster truck bounced over the center wall, coming from the opposite direction. Nothing like a 200lb rim and tire, with 100+ mph closing rate, to wake you up in the morning.

[iceman]

It was pretty freaky. I saw that thing the whole way, from when it was rolling down the track before it got punted, all the way until like a milisecond before it hit the guy, other people blocked my view of the impact.

[tuco]

Everytime some asshole like you wastes electrons telling me I suck and makes a thread a shittier place by being the asshole they actually are, I win tuco.

Wow, you got everyone with that, dude!

splat and "delusional self importance". the dude who'd cold call me about the bullshit drama of TGR going on about "delusional self importance". jfc. the dude who wouldn't even respond to my message asking for my posts to be deleted and this account banned now trys to throw banning back. black comedy. dude, I'm an asshole on the internet. the only importance is what others choose to attach. you - and tuco, and the other stoke captains - would rather engage in stupid bullshit drama than post or enjoy stoke. I'm fine with that, I'm fine you telling me I suck, horrible human being, blah de fucking blah, it's black comedy.

Yep Hugh, you're definitely known as a true stoke generator round these parts

[sb]

I see your douche baggery and raise you two pair.

[smartyiak]

I was driving on a two lane road with a 45mph...a log truck was coming from the other way. The driver either missed or didn't tighten down one of his tie downs. Before I knew it, I saw the big metal piece coming right at my face.

I almost crashed...mostly b/c it scared the shit out of me. Totally fucked the windshield, but thank god for safety glass.

Edit: just to say those gals are rather fetching.

[Caucasian Asian]

5678

I came across a pickup towing 5th-wheel that had lost it's rear driver's side wheel on the highway once. It appeared that the driver of the truck didn't notice, because you could see that it had been dragging it's rear axle for quite a while, and the hub was nowhere to be found. The hub had broken off about 2-3km before, after the rear brake had dragged itself to death another kilometer earlier. Another 2km up the road, I saw a Pontiac Grand Am parked on the shoulder with extensive damage to the bumper, hood, windshield, and roof. All with a tire mark straight through it.

[riser4]

Why does this need to be a sign?

Because it made me laugh.

[booner]

Jeebus F...thank you

[guroo270]

Seriously. They are perfect.

[booner]

[spook]

Seriously. They are perfect.

that must be a bummer for you in real life with real women

[assman]

5678

I was driving one night in Pennsylvania on I 80 crossing the state from west to east. I was in a rental and the weather was foggy.

i was in the right lane and a state police car had just pulled beside me in the left lane. At that very moment, out of the fog came a bouncing truck tire.

I pulled far right, the Police car pulled far left and the thing missed both of us by inches. After exchanging "holy fucks" he went looking for the tire and i went on my way.

[stfu&gbtw]

that must be a bummer for you in real life with real women

Stuck with ugly chicks, huh? Now THAT would be a bummer.

[sb]

nu page nu punta

[spook]

Stuck with ugly chicks, huh? Now THAT would be a bummer.

no, not stuck with evaluating probably 70 percent of my closest friends by whether i'd want to fuck them or not. the porn fixation at tgr is "uglier" than any woman i've known. carry on, core 50 year old bros posting and commenting on more porn than the 20 somethings. you should be very grateful for the internet.

[stfu&gbtw]

no, not stuck with evaluating probably 70 percent of my closest friends by whether i'd want to fuck them or not. the porn fixation at tgr is "uglier" than any woman i've known. carry on, core 50 year old bros posting and commenting on more porn than the 20 somethings. you should be very grateful for the internet.

Sorry man... if I'd known it was ED, I wouldn't have busted your uh... chops about it.

[klar]

Meh. Seriously. So photoshopped it's ridiculous. Skin way to smooth. Right ones waist obviously slimmed beyond any reason. Right ones right ass cheek looking super weird. Left ones ass and leg too. Ass is actually kind of square. What is with right ones ass crack?? I'm with spook on this one. Some guy trying to fix perfectly nice women to look like I'm not sure what. I mean what is the fantasy here? You find them like that and as soon as they move you see how wrong the proportions are and you're like 'oh, humanoid aliens want to fuck me? awesome!' ?

Lady a couple posts above looking a lot better.

[spook]

Sorry man... if I'd known it was ED, I wouldn't have busted your uh... chops about it.

oooh ouchie! are you and your buddies giggling in the corner? i can't believe you didn't ask if my mom is disappointed.

it's funny how this culture not only makes ed some kind of disaster interfering with man's god given right to bone, it simultaneously creates more anxiety AND sells the cure! it's genius. i can think of a million things worse than ed. male impotence is worse for the rest of the world than it is for men.

[booner]

I mean what is the fantasy here?

Here....let me spell it out for you

[klar]

Ah, yes, the male mind - so charmingly simple. You see I understand that kind of fantasy but for me it would be ruined because I would be imagining the two photoshop disasters falling over because their absurd bodies so obviously don't work. Oh well. So are images of male genitalia cool as long as there are women nearby? Is only spook not allowed to post dick pictures?

[booner]

So are images of male genitalia cool as long as there are women nearby? Is only spook not allowed to post dick pictures?

I've spent so much time surrounded by hammers, it doesn't bother me one bit

If you wanna post a pic of a nice thick one, go for it

[spook]

i'm not allowed to post cock pics??? nobody told me that. i thought dunfee's brainiacal alterations to the posting process were a general deterrent to everybody.

[GeezerSteve]

Good eye, klar

[sb]

Meh. Seriously. So photoshopped it's ridiculous. Skin way to smooth. Right ones waist obviously slimmed beyond any reason. Right ones right ass cheek looking super weird. Left ones ass and leg too. Ass is actually kind of square. What is with right ones ass crack?? I'm with spook on this one. Some guy trying to fix perfectly nice women to look like I'm not sure what. I mean what is the fantasy here? You find them like that and as soon as they move you see how wrong the proportions are and you're like 'oh, humanoid aliens want to fuck me? awesome!' ?

Lady a couple posts above looking a lot better.

I bet you would bitch if they hung you with a new rope.