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Thread: The Unsolicited Advice Thread

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    The Unsolicited Advice Thread

    Nobody asked you for your fucking advice. You're "just saying".

    Why is it when people are "just saying" they're usually saying something they probably shouldn't be saying and nobody wants to hear?

    Anyway...here is some unsolicited advice.

    Listen to your mother.

    Don't take any wooden nickels.

    Don't pull the anal beads like you're starting a chainsaw.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    You just ruined my relationship with my chainsaw.

    Thx
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by telemike View Post
    Nobody asked you for your fucking advice. You're "just saying".

    Why is it when people are "just saying" they're usually saying something they probably shouldn't be saying and nobody wants to hear?

    Anyway...here is some unsolicited advice.

    Listen to your mother.

    Don't take any wooden nickels.

    Don't pull the anal beads like you're starting a chainsaw.
    So that's where you learned to start a chainsaw... that makes a lot more sense now.
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    Shave your beard (you fucking hippie). [I don't shave mine so I get beard-bashed a lot.]

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    You seem a little angry. Maybe smoke a joint.

    Just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    You seem a little angry. Maybe smoke a joint.

    Just saying.
    FTW!!!

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    ^^ I know, right ?
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    Never get involved in a land war in Asia

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    You just ruined my relationship with my chainsaw.

    Thx
    Just saying.

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    why the fuck does advice have to be solicited? I'm an adult, I see shit going wrong, I point it out. Just because the advice is offered doesn't obligate you to take it. Just sayin'.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    why the fuck does advice have to be solicited? I'm an adult, I see shit going wrong, I point it out. Just because the advice is offered doesn't obligate you to take it. Just sayin'.
    Mind your own business. Just sayin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Mind your own business. Just sayin'.
    Nobody asked you for your fucking advice.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    You should buy the Euro-spec Audi RS6Avant turbo-diesel 6-speed that isn't offered in North America.

    Just sayin.
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    I'd like to advise Flexon Phil/philpug to shut his Jersey Guido Fake Skier face.

    being an internet expert isn't the same as knowing your shit, Phillerupwithcaca.

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    I see you've moved on from Kidwoo and Stuckie...

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    I see you see only what you wish to see, but in that you are no different from 99% of humans

    phil's been a phony for decades, this isn't new at all

    HAI EYEM PHILPUG FROM EPIC HERE TO GIVE YOU A COLD READING OF MFR SALES PAMPHLETS WHICH I MEMORIZED AFTER 100 HOURS OF STUDY

    maybe Trekchik Trish will weigh in with her decades of experience at Trash Mtn on the magic carpet slope!

    let's see... we have Jim Schaffner who knows his shit, and Phil Pugliese who knows whatever the mfrs want you to believe and believes it himself with no objectivity.

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    I rarely give advice. Instead, I tell people what I would do. It's more overtly narcissistic and slightly less patronizing.

    What I would do actually has nothing to do with what I actually do. In actuality. To be honest. Just saying'

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    Yours doesn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    I rarely give advice. Instead, I tell people what I would do. It's more overtly narcissistic and slightly less patronizing.

    What I would do actually has nothing to do with what I actually do. In actuality. To be honest. Just saying'
    If I were you, I woudn't pull the anal beads in the same manner that one would use to start a start chainsaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    It obvious that you know nothing about anal beads. JONG.
    I suggest you PM Rontele


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    honda. just sayin.

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    Go that way. Very fast.

    If something gets in your way... turn.

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    Don't read this thread. Just sayin'.

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