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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in january View Post
    Think I am going to go back to yoga classes
    I'm sure PappaG would spunk on your chest if you just asked nicely.
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Ha, maybe that is what Ullr is waiting for for California. Fortunately Maine winters have been ok and I don't need to make such a sacrifice.

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    Finally started thinking about snow season...here is one from the dark side of my head.

    BIG SNOW THIS YEAR, ULLR.

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    You should have been here yesterday!

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    ^That's a chick, right? The hands are kind of throwing me off - man hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    ^That's a chick, right? The hands are kind of throwing me off - man hands.
    You don't think women can be painters? Male chauvinist pig.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    You don't think women can be painters? Male chauvinist pig.
    No, no - man hands:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    No, no - man hands:
    A guy posts pics of a taut, painted, tied lady and somehow you're criticizing the hands?

    Weak sauce.
    Last edited by smitchell333; 09-04-2014 at 10:01 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitchell333 View Post
    A guy posts pics of a taunt, painted, tied lady and somehow you're criticizing the hands?

    Weak sauce.
    I wouldn't say criticizing, more just mentioning my impression. Looked like it could be a man to me. Plus, guroowhatever apparently mis-read my post.

    I know you meant taut, but it reads pretty funny the way you wrote it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I wouldn't say criticizing, more just mentioning my impression. Looked like it could be a man to me. Plus, guroowhatever apparently mis-read my post.

    I know you meant taut, but it reads pretty funny the way you wrote it.
    Heh - yeah phone typing autocorrect or something there.

    The problem is that negative criticism is a deterrent for guys to post their private pics. Will guys post more or fewer pics when people like you'll just come up with some negative comment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitchell333 View Post
    Heh - yeah phone typing autocorrect or something there.

    The problem is that negative criticism is a deterrent for guys to post their private pics. Will guys post more or fewer pics when people like you'll just come up with some negative comment?
    Point taken.

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    I was dead serious, too.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    I was dead serious, too.
    I figured as much, but I didn't want to go into a legthy explanation since apparently there's no joking around allowed in this thread. Nekkid chicks, serious business.

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    You know how you know if your best friend is gay or not?







    His dick tastes like shit.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    If you think those are man hands, then you obviously do not know the nuances of painting, tying, then photographing hot naked women...OR you immediately just think of men when viewing a sexual image...which is ok these days, so just embrace it

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    Now fucking bring the pain, ULLR!
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    You should have been here yesterday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    If you think those are man hands, then you obviously do not know the nuances of painting, tying, then photographing hot naked women...OR you immediately just think of men when viewing a sexual image...which is ok these days, so just embrace it

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    Now fucking bring the pain, ULLR!
    That's so good stuff right therrr
    Why don't you go practice fallin' down? I'll be there in a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    If you think those are man hands, then you obviously do not know the nuances of painting, tying, then photographing hot naked women...OR you immediately just think of men when viewing a sexual image...which is ok these days, so just embrace it
    Ah, glad to see that you kept posting and took my reply like a...man. smitchell333 had me worried that you'd be intimidated. ^That's good stuff.

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    How do I get invited to some of these evening parties PowTron and NPG attend?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    How do I get invited to some of these evening parties PowTron and NPG attend?
    Denver is a good place to live.
    You should have been here yesterday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Ah, glad to see that you kept posting and took my reply like a...man. smitchell333 had me worried that you'd be intimidated. ^That's good stuff.
    No, I do not get intimidated. I merely push forward and persevere in the face of internet adversity.
    You should have been here yesterday!

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    I don't understand this thread at all. Generally when we want to appease the gods we sacrifice. As in celibacy, no porn, no pictures of lovely ladies until it snows. Posting all these pics for all to see just pisses off Ullr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I don't understand this thread at all. Generally when we want to appease the gods we sacrifice. As in celibacy, no porn, no pictures of lovely ladies until it snows. Posting all these pics for all to see just pisses off Ullr.
    Probably time for you to close your membership here.
    Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit

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    ^^^^Right???
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I don't understand this thread at all. Generally when we want to appease the gods we sacrifice. As in celibacy, no porn, no pictures of lovely ladies until it snows. Posting all these pics for all to see just pisses off Ullr.
    Is your neighborhood bar The Mercantile?


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    Quote Originally Posted by bmg97 View Post
    Probably time for you to close your membership here.
    You may scoff. They scoffed at Noah. They scoffed at NOAA. When it snows where I live and not where you live, you'll be sorry. (Actually I'm having trouble with the no porn thing, although the celibacy thing gets easier and easier as the years roll by.)

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    Old Goat, it has hardly snowed in Tahoe for 2 years....I think you are doing it wrong.
    Terje was right.

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