Shit that annoys you

[IVplay]

pools under 80

[~mikey b]

How I found the hose this morning. How did my wife even do this?

[snoqpass]

How I found the hose this morning. How did my wife even do this?

Daisy chained it

[Meadow Skipper]

Daisy chained it

I knew you were going to say that.

[KQ]

How I found the hose this morning. How did my wife even do this?

That is a work of art - she should get a medal for that. I know how it happened - got impatient with one of mine the other day and did something similar however I stopped myself before it got that bad. BTW - I think I have that hose and it is one of my less kinky ones.

[mtngirl79]

If I borrow someone thing with a cord or a cord itself, I return it with the cord however it was when I got it unless it was something like telemikes picture..

Why is that hard? The proper way to coil something is however the owner wants it done...

eta: but yeah, people who cant coil a hose? Punch them in the face.

[Jethro]

People that don't understand that daisy-chaining is the most efficient way to store 100 ft power cords.

I like to daisy chain the cords in my co-workers trucks really tightly, when they are not around. Just to fuck with them. They usually blame the clueless apprentices they work with for putting kinks in their cords. Daisy chaining cords has got to be the dumbest way to store cords ever.

[iscariot]

People that don't understand that daisy-chaining is the most efficient way to store 100 ft power cords.

Fuck daisy chains. The Jesus and Mary Chain is way better.

[Meadow Skipper]

I like to daisy chain the cords in my co-workers trucks really tightly, when they are not around. Just to fuck with them. They usually blame the clueless apprentices they work with for putting kinks in their cords. Daisy chaining cords has got to be the dumbest way to store cords ever.

That settles it, I'm not coiling cords for you guys (not that I was going to). Do it yourselves...the wrong way.

Fuck daisy chains. The Jesus and Mary Chain is way better.

Can't disagree with that however.

[snoqpass]

The only people I've seen daisy chain are hack framers

[The AD]

How I found the hose this morning. How did my wife even do this?

Impressive. This remind me, though. How do cables--like a usb cable or headphone cord--get tangled while sitting in a backpack? Somehow I always put them in untangled, but when I'm ready to use it again it's a tangled mess!

Pretty sure the Gordian knot was just a cable that sat in a backpack for a couple weeks.

[Meadow Skipper]

The only people I've seen daisy chain are hack framers

My goal is to be a hack someday.

[Gripen]

Fuck daisy chains. The Jesus and Mary Chain is way better.

Surprise overnight visits from multiple sister in laws at the same time. I went fishing until it was too dark and then walked all the way home from the river instead of getting a ride to avoid the cacophony.

[Gripen]

That can't figure out how to delete the above post on new forums on phone after accidentally quoting the wrong post.

[KQ]

That can't figure out how to delete the above post on new forums on phone after accidentally quoting the wrong post.

you have to do it in "go advanced"

[KQ]

fucking rules annoy me

Unless they are in your favor

[skiballs]

Well I do like fucking favors. What do you have in mind?

[iceman]

Can I settle the cord argument please? It's like this: the best is a reel. If you don't have a reel, then coiling it is second best IF you have clamps handy.



if you don't have clamps, tying the cord to keep it together suxxors, always gets fuckkin tangled, so

Daisy chain that bitch.

Finding cord clamps is a pain in the ass, they're always missing, reels break, so daisy chain it is, 90% of the time.

That is the answer, deal with it.

Some archaeologist in a 100 years is gonna think this shit is SO cute.

[Meadow Skipper]

Can I settle the cord argument please? ...Daisy chain that bitch.

Fucking hack.

[abraham]

Fucking hack.

Careful that could be construed as a personal attack

[Meadow Skipper]

Careful that could be construed as a personal attack

I'm all about testing boundaries.

[systemoverblow'd]

Quickbase...

I hope the engineers that created Quickbase get cancer of the prick. Then hit by a bus, but kept alive long enough to die of their infected peen0r.

[MMP]

people whose conversations trump all. the women on the architecture boat tour in chicago-we get it, you don't care, but I do and would like you to shut the fuck up. the guy in the airport with his bluetooth earpiece talking for 45 minutes at a volume you could hear 10 ft away. the woman in the same terminal bursting into hysterical laughter over an over during a 10 minute call.

Is it just me, or should I stop taking my conversations where they can't be overheard by anyone close by?

Luckily the boat tour had a bar and after a couple bloody marys at 10 AM, I ceased giving a fuck.

[The AD]

people whose conversations trump all.

I was at a gas station yesterday and heard a few horns honking. Looking around I noticed two cars stopped in adjacent lanes at a (green) stoplight. It seems these two recognized each other and had to roll down their windows for a quick chat while the cars behind them sat there waiting.

[2FUNKY]

Daisy chained it

Oh fuck, I just spit beer everywhere! so funny