Shit that annoys you

[KQ]

Any player, former player, or espn toolbag that adds, "in the national football league" at the end of every sentence about football.
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Maybe you could make it into a drinking game like "Hi Bob"

[skiballs]

Lou Holtz

Just wondering why.

[BmillsSkier]

Maybe you could make it into a drinking game like "Hi Bob"

I'd be drunk by the end of the pregame show of any game... in the national football league.



[not that that's a bad thing, just sayin']

[KQ]

Just wondering why.

Oh so many reasons .... lets start with his myopia when it comes to Notre Dame. Then there is this:

[jma233]

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet

[riser4]

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet

Gold.

0987

[Meadow Skipper]

Temporary crowns.

[wicked_sick]

My Mother in Law. Specifically, her need to share with me things I really don't want to know. Like the status of her yeast infection, the trials and tribulations of menopause, and the various ways in which the birth of each of her children has destroyed her body.

[TomCrac]

Is she hot?

[whyturn]

Candy crush. WTF

[Name Redacted]

"You won't believe what happens next"

[Meadow Skipper]

"You won't believe what happens next"

^This!^
...

[The AD]

"You won't believe what happens next"

I bet you can't name a city without an "A" in it!

[KQ]

hoses that kink.

I swear there is no such thing as a "non-kinking" hose. I have bought cheap hoses, I have bought expensive "contractor" hoses and every-single-forkin'-one-of-them-kinks!

[east or bust]

hoses that kink.

I swear there is no such thing as a "non-kinking" hose. I have bought cheap hoses, I have bought expensive "contractor" hoses and every-single-forkin'-one-of-them-kinks!

But wait there's more?

[Hugh Conway]

someone should market a cream colored knock-off "vanilla - the hose that doesn't kink".

[The AD]

I swear there is no such thing as a "non-kinking" hose. I have bought cheap hoses, I have bought expensive "contractor" hoses and every-single-forkin'-one-of-them-kinks!

Also annoying is when you're coiling up a hose and it's going beautifully until you get to a section where it wants to coil in the opposite direction.

Not as bad as a kink, but annoying in it's own way. And the kink never occurs close to you, does it? You've always got to walk 50 feet to unkink it.

[philth]

Buying into the veggie CSA from the chick who bitches about "the man", Big Oil, big Pharma, low wages, rich assholes, genetic engineering, capitalism, walmart….the list goes on about cliche gripes. She has collected $200-$400 from 20 families. First week I meet her at the pick up location and she gives me a box of about 2 dollars worth of greens and says things will be ramping up nicely. I swing by her farm unannounced this week to find her smoking rope on her porch and she about shits herself. Her garden is about 10by20 ft and looks like a cartoon weed patch with her friends pit bull bedded down in the middle of it. She comes from $$ and lives like a hobo. Lazy ass fucking trustafarian asshole. She says she has things sorted out for the CSA. Good luck twat….

[TomCrac]

Yikes.... Sounds familiar.

[KQ]

But wait there's more?

Tried that for light duty on the patio last year. Neat idea but didn't hold up. Mine was the green one from HD. I've seen ads on TV for one that is black. Guy claims his is the original and made to last.

[frorider]

Feel like I've dodged a bullet here--bought some kink free contractor hose a few years ago and it worked as claimed.

[wicked_sick]

I've got no quarrel with kinky hoes.

[The AD]

Buying into the veggie CSA

Confederate States of America?

[iceman]

I've got no quarrel with kinky hoes.

Don't get the ones from Home Depot.

[Hugh Conway]

you got no spare or sumpin'?