Shit that annoys you

[hawkgt]

the woman next to me the Great Lakes brewing company in terminal c, Cleveland airport......


complaining about sausage in her gumbo........

[Timberridge]

sausage in her gumbo........

Is that code for something?

[Labcabin]

Maybe she's a lesbian?

[mud]

Meg Whitman talking.

[hawkgt]

Is that code for something?

well... we were sitting close....

[Patarero]

Going to Colorado to ski and the home hill getting 70+ of fresh

Sent from my Zamboni

[Hugh Conway]

Wedding gift registries with tons of useless shit selected for middle-aged professional couples

[Tippster]

Shit that annoys Hugh: TGR*.*, yet it seems it's the program he's stuck with.

Come on, man. You're starting to sound like the guy railing against how the barista made his Mocha.

[Hugh Conway]

it does fit TGR, going from drinking wine out of a paper cup to suddenly needing every piece Riedel makes

[Tippster]

Although I prefer a Bordeaux-style glass for my wine I'm not above other vessels.

[concretejungle]

Game changer.

[iceman]

Crass, I hate to tell you this, but we are skiing with ice today, and he is head to toe techy fiber. Myth. Busted.

ha. you couldn't see the denim undies.

that day was a good reminder of why I pretty much quit drinking. ouch.

[MMP]

ha. you couldn't see the denim undies.

that day was a good reminder of why I pretty much quit drinking. ouch.

never did get the details of what went on before we got there. heh.

[systemoverblow'd]

Companies that call you to tell you when you have a bill due. Yeah, I got it in the mail yesterday, no need to call me during work hours to tell me I should have a bill waiting for payment.

[shroom]

^in that vein - i moved apartments within the same building last fall and transferred my utility bill over the phone. "you're good to go". they bill in 2-3 month cycles. i was set up for online statements. i finally got a notice in the mail last week that i was like 2 cycles past due + late fees.

how fucking difficult is it to link my name to the account im supposed to be paying? it's ridiculous to make your customer responsible for that. you have the account information; you have my information - they have some things in common. what the fuck are you doing with your database anyway?

[systemoverblow'd]

^Funny enough, the one I am dealing with is electricity as well. I have never had an electric company that knows how to bill properly. My company is the same for gas, but they have two different websites. You can pay gas online, but need to mail in electric. The company is fucked.

And this beauty I got last night. Yes, this is an internal person emailing someone, not even in my department, asking them to ask me to do something. He does this because he knows I will tell him to go shit in a hat.

[TomCrac]

People that don't keep their word. Craigslistcocksucker!

[systemoverblow'd]

So you venture into that kinky section of the site huh?

[The AD]

My grammar isn't perfect, but the blatant mistreatment of "anymore" is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I don't quite know why it annoys me so bad, but it simply does.

The one that bugs me is when people say something like "the grass needs mowed" instead of "the grass needs to be mowed."

[Danno]

deleting threads has always annoyed me

[spook]

only if they're good ones. some should be deleted for the sake of humanity.

[Patarero]

This winter (4" of fresh new nuisance snow at the house and rain at the mountain, wtf)

[booner]

^Funny enough, the one I am dealing with is electricity as well. I have never had an electric company that knows how to bill properly. My company is the same for gas, but they have two different websites. You can pay gas online, but need to mail in electric. The company is fucked.

And this beauty I got last night. Yes, this is an internal person emailing someone, not even in my department, asking them to ask me to do something. He does this because he knows I will tell him to go shit in a hat.

people that put smiley faces in emails...especially if they have a penis. It always feels like I'm reading a note from a girl in 5th grade

[ill-advised strategy]

It snows every other day here, but it snows a fraction of an inch. It's just enough to make driving at work a dangerous pain in the ass but not enough to have produced even one powder day all fucking season.

Oh look it's snowing again, another 1/2 inch.

[MMP]

wife's brother got married and had a baby in the last 2 years. that makes an engagement party, bridal shower, bachelor party, wedding, baby shower, and now a catered birthday party for a 1 year old. My wife relies on me for support at these things so while i could blow it off.......her family can suck, so i dont.

you would think these are the only people that ever had a fucking baby. when i walked in and saw her parents friends there i was amazed that anyone could be so fucking self centered to invite people in their 60s to that, and expect a gift no less.

didnt even let the kid smear cake all over herself, spoon fed (so symbolic i almost laughed).