Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**Shadam** · 02-25-2014, 12:41 PM

its abit like free base ...

**totaliboard** · 02-25-2014, 05:07 PM

some chick on the lift behind me "my knees are cold!"

**stuckathuntermtn** · 02-25-2014, 05:57 PM

Is embedding broken, or are you all just gapers at the internet?

It seemed like every other person at Snowbowl today had a helmet cam. It pretty much just looks like they're ready to mid-air refuel.
I wanted to ask someone at the top of the lift if mine was on, but the opportunity never presented itself. "Hey, scuse me, is this thing on, is the light on, is it blinking?!" It would be funny because I don't have a helmet cam.

**Peruvian** · 02-25-2014, 06:12 PM

Dozens of folks on alpine snowboards today at the mountain. I finally had to ask someone what was going on. A dude adjusting his ear buds explained - "It's kind of a non-competitive event for carvers. It's going on all week. We were in Aspen last month."

I didn't even know anyone rode carving boards anymore. Isn't the whole idea of snowboarding the comfortable boots?

spook · 02-26-2014, 12:48 AM

i saw my first monoski at bachelor last week. it was weird because i was sort of in awe. and he wasn't even riding it. just carrying it. i was somebody's gaper quote "is that a monoski?"

**DasBlunt** · 02-26-2014, 06:47 PM

On lift 9 at Loveland today, gaper skier, "I am training for Steamboat today".

**Vt-Freeheel** · 02-26-2014, 07:12 PM

That Fernie snowboard tumble guy almost deserves his own thread

Makes friends with patrol

His sledding skillzzz are clutch

**auvgeek** · 02-26-2014, 07:20 PM

^^That dude has me crying from laughter. Seriously funny stuff right there.

**Benny Profane** · 02-26-2014, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Peruvian

Dozens of folks on alpine snowboards today at the mountain. I finally had to ask someone what was going on. A dude adjusting his ear buds explained - "It's kind of a non-competitive event for carvers. It's going on all week. We were in Aspen last month."

I didn't even know anyone rode carving boards anymore. Isn't the whole idea of snowboarding the comfortable boots?

I was at Hunter two Fridays ago, after they got almost two feet the day and night before. It was immediately cut up into garbage everywhere by 10:20. I'm leaving at 1:30, and look down and some Euro dude was adjusting his carving/hard boot setup to go out for the afternoon. I thought, man, why not just go over to that wall and pound your head and knees into it for an hour or so.

**Bronic** · 02-26-2014, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

That Fernie snowboard tumble guy deserves his own thread

Fixed it for you

spook · 02-26-2014, 11:04 PM

i'm sure i would have a rental stuck before i got it off the trailer

**totaliboard** · 02-27-2014, 12:05 AM

on the bootpack, hiking in bounds.
"wait for me a second."
he waits a second, then goes,
"waaait for me.. fine, dont wait."
"waaaaait. waiit for me!!" whining at this point.

**TomCrac** · 02-27-2014, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I was at Hunter two Fridays ago, after they got almost two feet the day and night before. It was immediately cut up into garbage everywhere by 10:20. I'm leaving at 1:30, and look down and some Euro dude was adjusting his carving/hard boot setup to go out for the afternoon. I thought, man, why not just go over to that wall and pound your head and knees into it for an hour or so.

.... i don't know what to say.....

**Quicksilver** · 02-27-2014, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by auvgeek

^^That dude has me crying from laughter. Seriously funny stuff right there.

He's like the Ben Stiller movie of winter sports.

You have to wonder what he DOESN'T get on video.

**dark_star** · 02-27-2014, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by Quicksilver

He's like the Ben Stiller movie of winter sports.

You have to wonder what he DOESN'T get on video.

Dude, his epic fall was nothing short of hilarious from start to finish. Was laughing out loud.

He should collaborate with big air Dave on a video compilation... Although BAD is clearly much more rad.

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**Kuruption** · 02-27-2014, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

That Fernie snowboard tumble guy almost deserves his own thread

Makes friends with patrol

His sledding skillzzz are clutch

haha yeah i know. Was gonna post more but so hard to choose.

**Kuruption** · 02-27-2014, 09:35 AM

This one has some pretty good quotes in it and gets trolled big time in the comments. And the fact that darwinism hasn't caught up to him yet is almost as impressive as these videos.

And here he is shredding the gnar

and last one. Him ridding some "EPIC" pow

**Quicksilver** · 02-27-2014, 10:34 AM

Hahaha, I think I love this guy.

His line selection is all time. A lot to learn from him and his crew.

**Cocximus** · 02-27-2014, 03:24 PM

Do most people with dukes and guardians bindings have them... because their friends have them? Awesome marketing.

**Peruvian** · 02-28-2014, 01:02 PM

This was at the mountain today. I love that they are locked!

**stfu&gbtw** · 02-28-2014, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by Peruvian

This was at the mountain today. I love that they are locked!

Those are so floaty, they might take off on their own.

**jonesy** · 02-28-2014, 05:02 PM

Locks worth more than the skis.

**flatNshallow** · 03-01-2014, 07:21 AM

"Gonna do some telemarketing?"

I was leaving the lot on AT gear...

**nemophilist** · 03-02-2014, 12:11 PM

On the lift with two gapers - witnessed a couple of kids (maybe 10 or 11) on the local big mountain team cut the rope to go huck some cliffs, and I kind of commented "that's not good" or something like that (because I know their team is held up to extremely high standards at the resort in terms of rule following), and the gaper next to me goes "omg I know! You should tell someone!! Children should not be on dangerous terrain like that!" 0_o