What do the skiers think about the pipe?

[ak_powder_monkey]

Because the snowboarders are bitching again...

http://www.slate.com/blogs/five_ring...wboarders.html

[TBS]

I prefer a vape...

[rideit]

Skiers aren't entitled to an opinion.

[raisingarizona13]

I love to lay the pipe. More than powder skiing even.

[systemoverblow'd]

Hey dickfaces, before us retarded snowboarders brought parks to your mountain there was no such thing as slopestyle, or half pipes and parks. I was sliding wood rails when AKPM was a zygote. Getting to said snowboard only parks while Columbia wearing dildos were spitting on me from the lift because they felt we were so much fucking cooler than them and ruled the terrain their kids couldn't handle. Bonking barrels, making wood jumps, sliding logs, gap jumping roads, etc. Yeah, shitty snowboarders suck for sitting on the trail and sideslipping good snow of the run, but skiing today would be NOTHING without snowboarding of the nineties. Suck it haters, you're a product of everything you hate.

And AKPM is a product of cheeseburgers and jealousy. Fuck dude, that shit must blow.

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

Hey dickfaces, before us retarded snowboarders brought parks to your mountain there was no such thing as slopestyle, or half pipes and parks. I was sliding wood rails when AKPM was a zygote. Getting to said snowboard only parks while Columbia wearing dildos were spitting on me from the lift because they felt we were so much fucking cooler than them and ruled the terrain their kids couldn't handle. Bonking barrels, making wood jumps, sliding logs, gap jumping roads, etc. Yeah, shitty snowboarders suck for sitting on the trail and sideslipping good snow of the run, but skiing today would be NOTHING without snowboarding of the nineties. Suck it haters, you're a product of everything you hate.

And AKPM is a product of cheeseburgers and jealousy. Fuck dude, that shit must blow.

SWEET BLOG SCOTT. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU RODE? POSER.

[grinch]

http://youtu.be/5fPsIsHANFU

[systemoverblow'd]

SWEET BLOG SCOTT. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU RODE? POSER.

OBVIOUSLY NOT AS RECENTLY AS YOU. DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT I WAS SPINNING 7S WHEN YOU WERE SKIING 70MM UNDERFOOT AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SWITCH OR BUTTERING WAS.

I MAY NOT BE CORE ANYMORE BUT, I WAS SENDING IT WAY BEFORE YOU WERE.

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

OBVIOUSLY NOT AS RECENTLY AS YOU. DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT I WAS SPINNING 7S WHEN YOU WERE SKIING 70MM UNDERFOOT AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SWITCH OR BUTTERING WAS.

I MAY NOT BE CORE ANYMORE BUT, I WAS SENDING IT WAY BEFORE YOU WERE.

CLAIMING SHIT ON THE INTERNET IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS OR VIDS, BUT YOU'RE LYING SO THEY DON'T EXIST. CUE EXCUSE

[grubbers]

I think moguls in the flats and over-vert walls are valid things to complain about.
http://snowboarding.transworld.net/1...work-tomorrow/

[systemoverblow'd]

CLAIMING SHIT ON THE INTERNET IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS OR VIDS, BUT YOU'RE LYING SO THEY DON'T EXIST. CUE EXCUSE

SORRY, GOPROS WEREN'T AROUND BACK THEN. I'LL SCAN SOME PHOTOS. JUST KIDDING, I WON'T WASTE MY TIME. HAVE FUN ENVISIONING SOME DELUDED IDEA OF SOMEONE YOU NEVER MET. TOTES MA GOTES. TOMMY TOUGHNUTS.

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

SORRY, GOPROS WEREN'T AROUND BACK THEN. I'LL SCAN SOME PHOTOS. JUST KIDDING, I WON'T WASTE MY TIME. HAVE FUN ENVISIONING SOME DELUDED IDEA OF SOMEONE YOU NEVER MET. TOTES MA GOTES. TOMMY TOUGHNUTS.

YEAH, I'M SURE THEY DIDN'T HAVE CAMCORDERS THEN. SNOWBOARDING IS SOOOO OLD, FUCKING IDIOT POSER.

[TomCrac]

Maybe all the boarders that are complaining can take Sean Whites lead and bail?

Thank god System was representing in the day ... As a skier, I want to personally thank you for your service.

[systemoverblow'd]

YEAH, I'M SURE THEY DIDN'T HAVE CAMCORDERS THEN. SNOWBOARDING IS SOOOO OLD, FUCKING IDIOT POSER.

WE DID IT FOR FUN, NOT TO BRAG ON TEH INTERNETS ABOUT OUR AWESOMNESS. BESIDES, GOPROS DIDN'T EXIST. SORRY, I ONLY HAVE 35MM FILM STILLS OF ME BACK IN THE DAY. I'LL CALL MY PARENTS AND HAVE THEM FEDEX ME THEIR PICTURES. OOPS, NO I WON'T BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK. PEACE.

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

WE DID IT FOR FUN, NOT TO BRAG ON TEH INTERNETS ABOUT OUR AWESOMNESS. BESIDES, GOPROS DIDN'T EXIST. SORRY, I ONLY HAVE 35MM FILM STILLS OF ME BACK IN THE DAY. I'LL CALL MY PARENTS AND HAVE THEM FEDEX ME THEIR PICTURES. OOPS, NO I WON'T BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK. PEACE.

WAIT. YOU BRAGGED ABOUT DOING 7'S LESS THAN 20 MINUTES AGO ON THE INTERNET, NOW YOU'RE SAYING 20 MINUTES LATER YOU DON'T BRAG ABOUT YOUR AWESOMNESS ON THE INTERNETS.

ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL OR JUST SEVERELY RETARDED?

[systemoverblow'd]

WAIT. YOU BRAGGED ABOUT DOING 7'S LESS THAN 20 MINUTES AGO ON THE INTERNET, NOW YOU'RE SAYING 20 MINUTES LATER YOU DON'T BRAG ABOUT YOUR AWESOMNESS ON THE INTERNETS.

ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL OR JUST SEVERELY RETARDED?

I SAID WE DIDN'T FILM OURSELVES TO SHOW ON THE INTERNET RETARD. MAINLY BECAUSE IT DIDN'T EXIST. IF IT DID, I'M SURE I WOULD POST MY DAILY ACTIVITIES AND LOOK FOR VALIDATION FROM A BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAGS I DON'T KNOW. BUT SINCE IT DIDN'T, WE BRAGGED TO THE SKIERS ON THE LIFT THAT COULDN'T ENTER OUR PARK BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T HANDLE WOOD RAILS AND SMALL SPINES.

DON'T HATE THAT YOU WERE LATE TO BEING RAD. JUST DEAL WITH IT. I'M SURE THOSE MOGULS IN THE 90S WERE SUPER SICK.

[_Aaron_]

WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING IN HERE?!?!?!

[systemoverblow'd]

WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING IN HERE?!?!?!

BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO YELL WHEN A DOUCHEBAG IS IN YOUR PRESENCE! JONG DUMBASS IS JUST SELF-REGULATING.

[TomCrac]

Note to self .... Being "rad" trumps being "extreme" .... Got it.

[systemoverblow'd]

CAN WE GET BACK TO HOW THE FAT KID THAT CAN'T SKI SEEMS TO FUCKING HATE ON OLYMPIANS BECAUSE THEY CHOOSE A DIFFERENT MODE OF TRANSPORTATION OF SLIDING DOWN THE SNOW AS OTHERS?

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

CAN WE GET BACK TO HOW THE FAT KID THAT CAN'T SKI SEEMS TO FUCKING HATE ON OLYMPIANS BECAUSE THEY CHOOSE A DIFFERENT MODE OF TRANSPORTATION OF SLIDING DOWN THE SNOW AS OTHERS?

NO. YOU TOLD US HOW RAD YOU USED TO BE 40 YEARS AGO. HAVE ANY MICROFICHE GRAMPS?

[systemoverblow'd]

NO. YOU TOLD US HOW RAD YOU USED TO BE 40 YEARS AGO. HAVE ANY MICROFICHE GRAMPS?

I'M ONLY 35 AND DIDN'T START SNOWBOARDING UNTIL 1993. I HAD A SUPER SWEET HI-8 AND EDITED DECK TO DECK BUT ONLY SKATING SORRY. WAS TOO BUSY HAVING FUN AS A KID TO CARE WHAT A TROLL 22 YEARS LATER WOULD THINK OF ME WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER. MY BAD. COME TO THINK OF IT, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT VIDEO OF ME AS A TEEN? I'M OPEN, BUT THAT'S KINDA FUCKED UP MAN.

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

I'M ONLY 35 AND DIDN'T START SNOWBOARDING UNTIL 1993. I HAD A SUPER SWEET HI-8 AND EDITED DECK TO DECK BUT ONLY SKATING SORRY. WAS TOO BUSY HAVING FUN AS A KID TO CARE WHAT A TROLL 22 YEARS LATER WOULD THINK OF ME WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER. MY BAD. COME TO THINK OF IT, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT VIDEO OF ME AS A TEEN? I'M OPEN, BUT THAT'S KINDA FUCKED UP MAN.

THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WEREN'T CAMERAS BACK THEN. YOUR STORY KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING SNOWBOARDED?

POSER

[systemoverblow'd]

THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WEREN'T CAMERAS BACK THEN. YOUR STORY KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING SNOWBOARDED?

POSER

SHOW ME WHERE I SAID MOTION PHOTO CAPTURE DIDN'T EXIST WHEN I STARTED SNOWBOARDING. GOD, I FIRST DIDN'T BELIEVE IT WAS A SHARED ALIAS BUT THERE IS NO WAY BLURRED COULD BE THIS MUCH OF A BITCH. HE MUST HAVE GIVEN THE LOG IN TO SOME PRETEEN.

[kidwoo]

Hey dickfaces, before us retarded snowboarders brought parks to your mountain there was no such thing as slopestyle, or half pipes and parks. I was sliding wood rails when AKPM was a zygote. Getting to said snowboard only parks while Columbia wearing dildos were spitting on me from the lift because they felt we were so much fucking cooler than them and ruled the terrain their kids couldn't handle. Bonking barrels, making wood jumps, sliding logs, gap jumping roads, etc. Yeah, shitty snowboarders suck for sitting on the trail and sideslipping good snow of the run, but skiing today would be NOTHING without snowboarding of the nineties. Suck it haters, you're a product of everything you hate.

And AKPM is a product of cheeseburgers and jealousy. Fuck dude, that shit must blow.

Whoa dude, all right, I'm getting off the fucking lawn. Just put the shotgun down.