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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. #1201
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    holy fistmas... how could you run out of hands?
    there's hands with pink nail polish, blue, and none.
    business trips must be quite busy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steff View Post
    holy fistmas... how could you run out of hands?
    there's hands with pink nail polish, blue, and none.
    business trips must be quite busy.
    Something appears to be amiss. good catch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Something appears to be amiss. good catch.
    It was Craigslist Strange... organized in anticipation of said business trip. So a few of those photos were shared prior to the errr... main event.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    I betcha those are real and amazing. Tight all over. She looks like a new american, not blond old texas hag style, new Latina firecracker style.

    Awesome submission btw Ego#7Man
    hahahaha.......ok sir. The desperation in your post is gross. Never said "would not bang" just not a fan of the chem bags-and they make um everywhere. Take a stroll through Mexico,Colombia fuck even Thailand and you will change your tune. To each his/hers own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strange for Ullr View Post
    It was Craigslist Strange... organized in anticipation of said business trip. So a few of those photos were shared prior to the errr... main event.
    I hope your not on west coast. ULLER does not like you!! google image works on Vag-your vag has made the rounds. U sure you didnt get catfished and ended up blowing Cleotis? ETA she is a mid level plumper so prolly a real hookup-3-4 rolls of belly fat and the downward dog nipples notwithstanding!!! You fucked some guys fat chick wife-you RAWK. No go take a nap!!

    And enough! The tits looked fake! Weird dark outline around aureola is a dead give away of a low grade boob plumpage. For all you tools with semi hot GF's who are "getting tits for myself" under the muscle-sillycone. Every 3-4 years yank um out when the weird ripples start to appear, although likely story is you will be EX tool of semi hot GF!!!! Carry on.............

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    First of all, bravo ego. And those look real, at least.

    Second: how are you doing these Google image reverse searches? I call bs. I'm using Chrome and I can right click and pick "search Google for this image" and I'm not getting duplicates. So fuck off Rodneyyee, fuckin dickbag.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strange for Ullr View Post
    It was Craigslist Strange... organized in anticipation of said business trip. So a few of those photos were shared prior to the errr... main event.
    Not buying it but hey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Not buying it but hey.
    Trust me, I'm not one to scorn Ullr. The consequences could be disastrous.

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    either way Ullr had to be pretty happy........we got hit pretty good here on the right coast.

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    Yep it snowd.
    watch out for snakes

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    So in checking to see if this was original (it seems to be - kudos, Huck) this was pretty disturbing/funny:


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    Fuck yeah Huck. Way to step up the Ullr game!

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    Here's to the forecast!



    Snow Report
    Last Updated: December 18, 2013 2:41 PM

    December 18, 2013

    The snow has been teasing us all day, starting and stopping, starting and stopping. Fortunately we received a skiff of new snow, and it's currently snowing -- with more in the forecast. See you tomorrow! SB

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    but w/e looks like 60 and rain here unfortunately.

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    Wow, Nick Did you check her ID?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huck_Schmuck View Post
    I can't find an awesome set of my ex, better keep looking - in the meantime Whistler needs some snow, please Ullr.

    It winked at me!

    "Search Google for this image" on the school girl yields some of teh funneh"
    The cherry in the mouth is the best.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    ^^^^ TitLess and in her "I'm a fucking Whore" outfit AND passed the fuck out-You sir may have just committed 1 possibly 3 felonies!!!! Man the intertube renders some completely Estupido!!! Add to that the barf towel and I bet we got a serious date rapist right here...........sick sick boy

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    Hey! Jong! Fuckin beat it!
    "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".

    -Scottish Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodneyyee View Post
    ^^^^ Add to that the barf towel and I bet we got a serious date rapist right here...........sick sick boy
    barf towel??? heh heh heh.

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    Here's to a good pounding tonight! Make it snow on them ho's Ullr.

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    ^^Ullr should dish out the goods after that offering. Hot damn.

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    ^^^^That room is a mess!

    Tsk tsk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binky View Post
    Hey! Jong! Fuckin beat it!
    eat dick. wrong coast wannabe.

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