The lady on the train who scolded me for not taking the tiny corner seat, but the one next to it instead. Sorry lady, if one of you tiny people wants the knee crusher position, be my guest. But as a normal sized human being I don't fit.
The lady on the train who scolded me for not taking the tiny corner seat, but the one next to it instead. Sorry lady, if one of you tiny people wants the knee crusher position, be my guest. But as a normal sized human being I don't fit.
That new dog on Family Guy
Wait, what?
OL: if you can still fit in off the rack Hermes and Burberry then you're not fat. That's what I tell myself.
Back on track: realizing that you're still at the bottom of the priority chain when making family Christmas plans - ie. everyone else's plans are superior to yours since you don't have two 3 year olds. It's our vacation too people!
I still call it The Jake.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
This guy in the steam room that exfoliates himself with brillo pad every night and doesn't bother to put a towel down. I called him out and he is chinese and ignored me. Perhaps he doesnt understand me.
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
This guy in the steam room that exfoliates himself with brillo pad every night and doesn't bother to put a towel down. I called him out and he is chinese and ignored me. Perhaps he doesnt understand me. I may smack him next time.
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
I think the brillo pad is stuck somewhere.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
Public steam rooms=3rd floor bathroom
Just so ya know-
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
at one gym i was at i would end up in the hottub after working out at the same time almost every time as this very unfit individual who would take his "cleansing shower before entering the pool or the hottub" at the public shower next to the pool. and every time he would blow his fucking snot all over the floor mats. just fucking disgusting.
public pool & gym stoke
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/Slowtwit...l...._P1036721
you know what annoys me? people that run meetings where they pass out a printed agenda, and do nothing to keep the meeting on-point, on agenda, or from becoming a free-for-all waste of time, by allowing people all the leeway they want to share personal anecdotes, and ask questions only relevant to them. Granted people should know what to do as a meeting participant, but a lack of meeting moderation drives me insane.
It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Presidents of the United States that say Nucular as apposed to Nuclear ( current president excluded). It doesn't make me feel very safe when the person that could push the button doesn't even know how to pronounce the name of the tech.
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
People who don't think before they act and can't fucking put two and two together. We're working with potentially dangerous animals here, can we please exercise some critical thinking skills?!
"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
-Aldo Leopold
The bonus 4 digits at the end of a Zipcode.
Its not our problem we just need the 7 digits the rest is up to the USPS.
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