Boogers that stick to your finger
“I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”
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Managers that send you an email because they want you to be available to come to work immediately and don't bother to follow up with a phone call.
Employees who aren't available when I ping them.
People learning to play the guitar, using an amp and playing the same awful shit for 8 hours straight, 7 days a week.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
People who I barely know giving me a facebook request. I reserve that for people I know better than a work colleague and/or friend of friend.
Always charging it in honor of Flyin' Ryan Hawks.
This. Has this happen just the other day. Chick who was literally supermodel hot when we were 16- family friend. Literally refused to speak to or acknowledge me when growing up and every time I have seen her as an adult. Now has moved to town and wants to be friends on Facebook. Oh really? You know my name now?
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
Fat chicks with small tits. WTF is the point of that?!!
Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones
If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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Way too many ads when I'm streaming shows on ComedyCentral.com
Always charging it in honor of Flyin' Ryan Hawks.
I'm realizing I went out and busted my ass to get a CCNA certification which, in the end, I will probably never use.
Persian coffee vendor downstairs just discovered Don McLean and is hard of hearing.
Batch Files
Frozen pipes
Having to pee after dumping out and washing hands.
People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
--Buddha
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