Shit that annoys you

[booner]

My drunk mother on Thanksgiving. Jeesus F.

[the Cock]

Two hairs growing out of one hole.

[PaSucks]

But with 6 fingers

My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[The AD]

Inigo...

[Shadam]

the fact that you bitches are still bitching and whinging about first world problems and most of you never bring any stoke to these pages !!!

bring stoke or kill yourself !!!

[HansJob]

Religious wack-jobs canvasing on a Saturday morning and waking entire family. Fucking zealots.

[Mazderati]

Religious wack-jobs canvasing on a Saturday morning and waking entire family. Fucking zealots.

Jehovah's, mormon, or paleo?

[PaSucks]

Inigo...

Spelling Nazis.

[TomCrac]

Jacktards complaining about no stoke on the annoys you page... Why won't you love me daddy?

[My Pet Powder Goat]

the fact that you bitches are still bitching and whinging about first world problems and most of you never bring any stoke to these pages !!!

bring stoke or kill yourself !!!

Reading your illiterate ramblings.

[dumpy]

Any variation of "Keep Calm and..."

Played out, no longer clever and ubiquitous

[east or bust]

Any variation of "Keep Calm and..."

Played out, no longer clever and ubiquitous

I see that saying on a shirt almost every day now, usually with something stupid.

[Tippster]

I saw one that said "Get pissed and break shit" that I thought was pretty funny.

[HansJob]

Jehovah's, mormon, or paleo?

Didn't ask. They left when I opened the door and yelled, "Tits or get the fuck out."

[iceman]

Jehovah's, mormon, or paleo?

"We're here to talk to you about your cholesterol level…"

[AdironRider]

I hate people who bitch about getting shitty service at dives.

Your whole tab is like 50 bucks, get over the fine dining expectations of a server bringing their A game.

And the guy who thinks some angel is going to hire said server from a dive to their dream job, that was rich.

[HansJob]

Same theatre as PeeWee?

[systemoverblow'd]

Someone sending in a request to a group e-mail.
The person in charge, jokingly reply-alling that they won't help them.
Then a second later re-reply-alling to say they were only joking and they are working on the request.
Then a second later re-re-reply-alling that they wanted to call out a type-o in their last email.

[dumpy]

While on the topic of e-mail annoyances:

People who:

Mark every e-mail with an "important" exclamation point- even if it's just spam about an upcoming event and relevent to only maybe 10% of recipients. These people's e-mails are more likely to be ignored.

and

Copy the department head(who is super busy) on every mundane request e-mail, which leads me/my team to check with said department head first to see if there is any backstory, find out there isn't and then by the time we are finally able to circle back with the requester, it's a whole business day later. Super efficient.

[systemoverblow'd]

Another email annoyance. People that stop by your office a second after they send an email to see if you have seen the email they just sent. You say ne and then proceed to stand there watching you like a dumbshit while you read the email and wait for you to respond.

[concretejungle]

people asking me why i don't text or answer my phone.

Do you answer yourself?

[Danno]

people who post stupid inane shit complaining about other people posting inane stupid shit.

[Flyoverland Captive]

Airplane intercoms. Jeebus, shut the fuck up already; we know you're glad to have us aboard, we know how a seat-belt works, we know that in the event of an emergency we're all gonna die.

And any mouth-breathing troglodytes who need to have this shit explained to them should not be allowed to fly.

And while we're at it, fat passenger next to me: Is it really true that you can't make it two goddamn hours without an infusion of Pepsi? Really?

[guroo270]

Did you guys know that they tell you to get in that tuck position during impact so you instantly snap your neck and die? It's cheaper for the airlines to pay for a death than a lifetime of medical bills. Good people, those airlines.

[Flyoverland Captive]

Did you guys know that they tell you to get in that tuck position during impact so you instantly snap your neck and die? It's cheaper for the airlines to pay for a death than a lifetime of medical bills. Good people, those airlines.

Um, no: http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/brace.asp