Gondola rides with people who want to talk and make new friends. Give me awkward silence any day...
Gondola rides with people who want to talk and make new friends. Give me awkward silence any day...
boxing up my own left-overs at a restaurant last night.....totally wipes out any good vibes from the preceding meal. it's just a stupid thing for an owner to have the customer do it.
As a server, I HATE giving the guest a to-go box to do it themselves, they have to beg me to give them box, I'll have to SLAMMED to give it to them vs. doing it myself. I would rather box it up for the guests when still modestly busy, I want them to leave happy, the smallest things can piss guests off. I work in the industry, so maybe I put stuff to a higher standard.
I HATE IT when servers are lazy. I work in a high-end spot, so I put myself to a higher standard where I want them to return.
Always charging it in honor of Flyin' Ryan Hawks.
Flying the Bluehouse colors in Western Canada! Let me know if you want some rad skis!!
"He is god of snow; the one called Ullr. Son of Sif, step son of Thor. He is so fierce a bowman and ski-runner that none may contend! He is quite beautiful to look upon and has all the characteristics of a warrior. It is wise to invoke the name of Ullr in duels!"
-The Gylfaginning
Two things, first it's annoying when it snows right after I clear the driveway, and second, when my nose whistles when I breathe when I'm trying to go to sleep.
As someone who flies a shit-ton, the only thing worse that having to put your carry-on in an overhead 5 rows back and having to battle everyone when the plane lands to get back to it is: no overhead room, having to check the bag, then wait at the luggage turnstile for your one carry-on.
Like Gripen, I'm eligible for early boarding...and use the shit out of it.
It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
Had a little bit of an disagreement the other day with a skywaitress who told me that I had to put my briefcase-sized bag under the seat in front of me. She maintained that the space above was reserved for large bags, I asked if it was reasonable that I be penalized and lose my foot space simply because I had packed efficiently. That was somewhat annoying, except I won.
People who delete their acct. Don't want to post anymore, just stop posting.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I bought about 6 of these for Christmas gifts. It's a designated glove for cleaning puppy paws so you don't have to flop all around with a towel. All my dog wants to do is rip it off my hand and run away with it. It's her favorite new toy. It's the first time she hasn't realized when, "Hey, that's my hand inside there."
I 2nd, or 6th the to go box drop off for the patron to scoop food into. Fuck that. I've been to some really nice restaurants where they do this. Take the fucking plate with the food back to the kitchen and put it in a to go container. It saves trips, too. It's always awkward doing it sitting down. Stand up right next to the waiter while he's at your table and do it.
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Look, they invented the "glove".
They were $3 or something on STP. Everyone's gonna love 'em. Works well, I might add. Although, Ice's comment made me chuckle.
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
Fannie Mae. They're really fucking annoying me right now.
...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
" One simple trick..."
Shitty email forwards from my mom. I usually delete them, but sometimes she'll ask me about them on our "sunday phone call".
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