Shit that annoys you

**OldLarry** · 10-01-2013, 11:11 AM

People who say they are going to call you at a certain time and then space, two days in a row.

**Tuckerman** · 10-01-2013, 01:54 PM

Whats with all the Insurance Company ads.

**jahoney** · 10-02-2013, 12:47 AM

How this thread and First World Problems thread are essentially the same fucking shit.. and also annoying

**systemoverblow'd** · 10-02-2013, 07:10 AM

When a group of people post up right outside my office and decide to have an impromptu meeting right there.

**liv2ski** · 10-02-2013, 07:16 AM

Having not skied for the last 5 months and having 2 more to go before the snow is hopefully deep enough to hit. I am fuckin dieing here.

**GoldMember** · 10-03-2013, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

When a group of people post up right outside my office and decide to have an impromptu meeting right there.

Yeah, similarly, one of the cube-dwellers outside my office has a weekly conference call for about an hour at a shot. So, rather than use the phone and not interfere with others, he has it on speaker. Drives me nuts.

**SkiCougar** · 10-03-2013, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by OldLarry

Doctors who get offended if you call them by their first name instead of "dr. Funkenstein" or whatever.

It's usually professors and shit like that, too. Ass wipes.

i cant take, programmers that call themselves any type of thing with the word "engineer" in it(ie software engineer).

most of these losers couldnt find their way thru a calc 2 book, but they want to be called an engineer.

**Zedsdead** · 10-03-2013, 11:53 PM

When I take the time to survey all the lines at the market, choose the line with only one person with a few items vs. multiple people with many items in the other lines then all the other lines move faster because this one person has gift cards and coupons and is writing a goddamned check.

**Scotsman50** · 10-04-2013, 01:23 AM

The woman in the Starbucks line today who didn't know what to order despite waiting in line for about 5 minutes,spent another 2 mins asking about different drinks, then spent 2 minutes finding her wallet in her fucking bag, then another 2 minutes getting a gift card after discussing gift card options, then another 2 minutes adding something to eat AFTER the girl had rung her up and having to repeat payment procedure..all with complete and total oblivion to the line forming behind her.

**OldLarry** · 10-04-2013, 08:26 AM

People who don't follow through on anything to complete the task at hand, even if their getting credit and payment depends on it.

**IVplay** · 10-04-2013, 04:55 PM

Pretty sure someone said this, but all those bp ads about how they are committed to the gulf and america blah blah blah.

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-05-2013, 11:40 AM

Halfway through my shower I needed to take a shit.

**east or bust** · 10-05-2013, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Halfway through my shower I needed to take a shit.

So 2.5 minutes in? Or were you taking a woman shower?

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-05-2013, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by east or bust

So 2.5 minutes in? Or were you taking a woman shower?

Right? It came on pretty quickly, and I stood there for a while trying to decide whether to get out or not. Turned out I had a case of the squirts. Waste of a perfectly good shower.

Another thing that annoys me is people discussing their bowel episodes.

**east or bust** · 10-05-2013, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Right? It came on pretty quickly, and I stood there for a while trying to decide whether to get out or not. Turned out I had a case of the squirts. Waste of a perfectly good shower.

Another thing that annoys me is people discussing their bowel episodes.

Oh yea I know that feeling. It seems to get worse the farther you are from a bathroom, pure hopelessness.

**TomCrac** · 10-07-2013, 08:10 PM

"Waste of a perfectly good shower" ....

Please tell us you got back in.

TMI

**Buster Highmen** · 10-07-2013, 08:16 PM

People that say "sorry" as they're doing something that they're supposedly sorry about.

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-07-2013, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by TomCrac

"Waste of a perfectly good shower" ....

Please tell us you got back in.

TMI

Um, okay. Yeah, sure.

**Shadam** · 10-07-2013, 08:21 PM

sorry dude ...

**booner** · 10-07-2013, 08:46 PM

people that say they're videoing when they're filming....which seems to be what 100% of people say now since everyone can do videoing with their phones

**iceman** · 10-07-2013, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by booner

people that say they're videoing when they're filming....which seems to be what 100% of people say now since everyone can do videoing with their phones

I generally find myself not really caring about that at all.

**systemoverblow'd** · 10-08-2013, 07:03 AM

People that call into sports radio and start off with "I played college *insert sport here*" or "I've been playing my whole life" like this somehow gives them real insight into what it means to play professional sports.

Go back to your softball game dillweed.

**BmillsSkier** · 10-08-2013, 07:32 AM

^^^
People that start off every call into sports talk with, "I've been a [insert team name here] for 30 years. . ." Ok Gomer, tell us what it was like rooting for this team before electricity, and how that makes you an expert on last night's game.

[Cue bananaphone music for those who know what I'm talking about]