Slope Rage: When future Olympians push your buttons....

**Gaperious Basterd** · 07-28-2013, 04:09 PM

Lycra-bound slalom artist decides he is above riding a quad lift with a mere mortal. Worse, there is evidence his ski academy in NH has failed to provide Language Arts education to its pupils. He speaks with the tip of his ski pole.

Dude then jabs my leg with his ski pole as punishment for trying to move the lift-line along.

Maddened by the disrespect, pain, and idiocy, I ride up the lift and decide I will go speak to the young man. But boy, being a gaper on my recreational skis, I have a hell of a time keeping up with this future WCupper...

D-Bag doesn't even apologize, or understand why I was upset. FKNA

I wish the best for the young man. I'm a little alarmed he thought this was an acceptable thing to do...

**Vt-Freeheel** · 07-28-2013, 06:00 PM

**grubbers** · 07-28-2013, 06:06 PM

What a twat.

**DeepHelmet** · 07-28-2013, 06:25 PM

In a perfect world, after he poked you with the pole, he would've needed the assistance of a proctologist to recover his pole. That shit is unbelievable.

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 07-28-2013, 06:39 PM

Which nh school? Send that go pro footage to the coach. Can guarantee hell be pissed

**nyskirat** · 07-28-2013, 07:14 PM

Maybe it was the gopro?

In all reality email the coach. I doubt they will be pleased. From personal experience as an ex-NH racer, most coaches would be appalled if the proper person is reached.

Not a Holderness kid. Where was this?

**icelanticskier** · 07-28-2013, 07:15 PM

that young man woulda been riding that chair with no poles had he pulled that shit on me. why doesn't this confrontational shit ever happen to me? WHY WHY WHY?!

rog

**abraham** · 07-28-2013, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by icelanticskier

that young man woulda been riding that chair with no poles had he pulled that shit on me. why doesn't this confrontational shit ever happen to me? WHY WHY WHY?!

rog

Maybe cause you don't ride lifts?

**Gaperious Basterd** · 07-28-2013, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by nyskirat

Where was this?

A-Basin.

**icelanticskier** · 07-28-2013, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by abraham

Maybe cause you don't ride lifts?

I do ride lifts. sometimes. i meant in general.

rog

**nyskirat** · 07-28-2013, 07:56 PM

any idea what school?

**userA** · 07-28-2013, 08:05 PM

let's see if we can get him kicked off the team.

b

**Gaperious Basterd** · 07-28-2013, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

Which nh school?

Originally Posted by nyskirat

any idea what school?

Yeah, I have an idea what school, but I'll leave that out.

**icelanticskier** · 07-28-2013, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

let's see if we can get him kicked off the team.

b

don't be douchy b-man. if the OP was too much of a pussy to deal with the kid himself, the OP should just let it go and not let himself get poked by a child in the future. go-bro.......bwaaaaahhhhhh!!!

didn't realize how many lil baby tattle tale mags we have here.

rog

**nyskirat** · 07-28-2013, 08:46 PM

He tried to deal with the kid, but the kid was rude and disrespectful. Theres a difference between whining because he didnt try to do anything and complaining because the kid blatantly blew him off.

**userA** · 07-28-2013, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by icelanticskier

don't be douchy b-man. if the OP was too much of a pussy to deal with the kid himself, the OP should just let it go and not let himself get poked by a child in the future. go-bro.......bwaaaaahhhhhh!!!

didn't realize how many lil baby tattle tale mags we have here.

rog

thought the lip twiddler emocony represented sarcasm.

b

**concretejungle** · 07-28-2013, 09:12 PM

That lift line looks ridiculous. Good thing you wanted to crowd the chair.

**the Cock** · 07-28-2013, 10:10 PM

Ford Sayre?

**icelanticskier** · 07-29-2013, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

thought the lip twiddler emocony represented sarcasm.

b

ah, got it buddy, my miss

rog

**icelanticskier** · 07-29-2013, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by concretejungle

That lift line looks ridiculous. Good thing you wanted to crowd the chair.

excellent point

rog

**RootSkier** · 07-29-2013, 08:53 AM

You're a gigantic twat, OP.

**Timberridge** · 07-29-2013, 09:13 AM

Why couldn't you catch him? 99% of maggots, if you call yourself one, would have had him reeled in by the first trail merge. Was he using high flouro wax? You don't know how to tuck?

Wtf, that's embarrassing.

**Hutch** · 07-29-2013, 09:22 AM

Hard to imagine wanting to load the chair with those two...

**neufox47** · 07-29-2013, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Gaperious Basterd

Lycra-bound slalom artist decides he is above riding a quad lift with a mere mortal. Worse, there is evidence his ski academy in NH has failed to provide Language Arts education to its pupils. He speaks with the tip of his ski pole.

Dude then jabs my leg with his ski pole as punishment for trying to move the lift-line along.

Maddened by the disrespect, pain, and idiocy, I ride up the lift and decide I will go speak to the young man. But boy, being a gaper on my recreational skis, I have a hell of a time keeping up with this future WCupper...

D-Bag doesn't even apologize, or understand why I was upset. FKNA

I wish the best for the young man. I'm a little alarmed he thought this was an acceptable thing to do...

They just wanted to get stoned man.

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