Interesting Tahoe Craigslist Ad... (NSR)

**yogachik** · 05-13-2005, 11:31 AM

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 10:34:59 -0700 (PDT)
From: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: tahoe rental exchange
To: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>

well...let me say that i am thrilled you have hair! i so dislike that 'butch' look (on most.)

i dont know exactly what you mean by the lesbian lifestyle...if you mean would i freak if you were at the house with a girlfriend, no. but if things got hot and heavy in the living room where he could walk in and see it--then i wouldnt be comfortable with it regardless if it was with a man or a woman. do you see what i mean? i dont have a problem with nudity, if anything it's a pain trying to keep clothes on the boy!
please know that i have no tolerance for drugs...i wont have it around my son.

i have no problem taking care of the utilities and cable...i am currently renting a 3 bedroom house in reno but am unable to save anything.
if you think you could elaborate on your concerns, please do.
i would be happy to meet with your friend.
best to you
jessica

**Splat - what's your schedule?

**Core Shot** · 05-13-2005, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by splat

I'm good to go. El Chewbacca?

Splat, you gotta meet her for drinks.
At least in this case you do not have to pretend you want sex with her, since Yogachick is on the hook for that one

**splat** · 05-13-2005, 11:42 AM

I ain't hittin that shit.

**Tippster** · 05-13-2005, 11:42 AM

This Splat/DD meeting is now a moral imperative.

I bought your skis, dude. You owe me.

**El Chupacabra** · 05-13-2005, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by splat

I'm good to go. El Chewbacca?

Just say when.

We need a pic of the two of you together. Maybe the kayak event this weekend? It's near Idlewild (i.e. near Jessica), lots of people around (i.e. no-one will notice me holding 3 cameras and following you around like a stalker), and the whitewater means great opportunity for a wet-T-shirt shot.

If we get this on for the kayak park event, I can make it Sunday anytime; Saturday is filled with other commitments already.

Can you wear a T-shirt that says "I'm a lesbian" for the meeting?

**Below Zero** · 05-13-2005, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by splat

I ain't hittin that shit.

Every once in a while, you just gotta step up and take one for the team!

**yogachik** · 05-13-2005, 11:57 AM

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 11:07:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: tahoe rental exchange
To: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>

Jess -

So here's the deal - I really can't go further with
this arrangement until my friend, Mike, meets you. I
trust him implicitly and he has to tell me that you
are real. If it's okay with you, I'd like him to
bring a camera so that he can send me a picture. I
(hope) to get a sense of you in a non-staged picture,
and also his impression of you. After all, this is a
major deal - placing my treasured 2nd home in a
strangers hands (found on the internet).

I'm glad to hear that you would not only be a sort-of
caretaker of my property, but that you will pay the
utilities, phone and cable. Then, of course, there's
the additional bonus of having a hot, full-bodied,
honey warming my bed in the cold winter months.

Mike is attending a kayak event at Idlewild Park
Sunday - I think that might work perfectly for
everyone.

Let me know -
E

**gincognito** · 05-13-2005, 12:04 PM

I just know there is another message board out there with the opposite thread going on...

Sick and ashamed and happy (and can just imagine our counter-parts suggesting "Go with the lesbian!!"),
d.

**El Chupacabra** · 05-13-2005, 12:18 PM

Let's see what honeyblondedd has to say about meeting up on Sunday. We should arrange a time that'll be mid-morning to mid-afternoon in order to get the peak crowds (so my camera stalking self doesn't stand out too much), and pick a meeting location that'll be near the kayak action so I can take pics in your direction (again for subtle photography action).

**splat** · 05-13-2005, 12:18 PM

Mr. Hunt will be getting helmet cam footie of the kayak event while riding his bike next to the river. Perhaps she'd like to do a video message to her new benfactor/lover to cinch the deal with some liveaction lesbocharm.

Good with that Chewie? Helmetcam's a go, right?

**PNWbrit** · 05-13-2005, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by gincognito

I just know there is another message board out there with the opposite thread going on...

Sick and ashamed and happy (and can just imagine our counter-parts suggesting "Go with the lesbian!!"),
d.

or a police department squad room?

**El Chupacabra** · 05-13-2005, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by splat

Mr. Hunt will be getting helmet cam footie of the kayak event while riding his bike next to the river. Perhaps she'd like to do a video message to her new benfactor/lover to cinch the deal with some liveaction lesbocharm.

Good with that Chewie? Helmetcam's a go, right?

Mr. Hunt?

Splat - you bring a camera for the "posed" shot of you & Jessica. I'll just take pics from a distance.

Try to get some tongue action if the moment feels right.

**Duker** · 05-13-2005, 12:21 PM

At the end of the date can the cameras come out and someone yell "you got punk'd!"?

**SquawMan** · 05-13-2005, 12:23 PM

only 4,500 more posts until we surpass Bernhard's insane-o thread

come on, we can do it

**yogachik** · 05-13-2005, 12:23 PM

Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 11:24:20 -0700 (PDT)
From: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: tahoe rental exchange
To: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>

i live in an older neighborhood right behind idlewilde. perfect idea.
i will bring myself and my boy...pix are fine...we are kind of goofy sometimes.
let me know what time and where we can find him. sounds fun.
jessica

**A-wreck** · 05-13-2005, 12:25 PM

AAAAWWWWW Shit.

**splat** · 05-13-2005, 12:25 PM

Yeah, that'd be pretty brutal; hittin the slam for hurting the feelings of a woman soliciting acts of prostitution in exchange for housing.

Con: What're in for?

Me: I hurt a fat girl's feelings

edit:
Chewie, I'm Mr. Hunt, Mike Hunt. I figured if I brought my bike, I could wear the helmetcam, do a mutually consented video for her new girl landlady(what's your codename, Yoga?) and everyone can get a firsthand glimpse up close with sound. Whaddaya say?

**Core Shot** · 05-13-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

or a police department squad room?

that's where Splat meeting her is perfect.

He knows nothing about the sex for rental deal. NOTHING!

All he knows is a friend of his wants him to meet a potential roommate to rent her place in Tahoe.

Splat assumes it is a typical cash for rental, and says nothing about sex trading.

P.S. - if it really is 5-0, tell them to check this thread for evidence that none of the maggots is serious about closing the deal. There is NO intent here. Geesh, all you have to do is look at her picture to figure that one out.

**Tippster** · 05-13-2005, 12:26 PM

WOOOOOHOOOOOO

IT'S ON!

**snorkeldeep** · 05-13-2005, 12:27 PM

i hate that ive been working so much i missed this thread. mike hunt. classic.

tell hugh jass i said hi.

**PNWbrit** · 05-13-2005, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

that's where Splat meeting her is perfect.

He knows nothing about the sex for rental deal. NOTHING!

All he knows is a friend of his wants him to meet a potential roommate to rent her place in Tahoe.

Splat assumes it is a typical cash for rental, and says nothing about sex trading.

P.S. - if it really is 5-0, tell them to check this thread for evidence that none of the maggots is serious about closing the deal. There is NO intent here. Geesh, all you have to do is look at her picture to figure that one out.

I know Splat isn't going to get busted for anything but if it's a sting can you imagine how excited they'd be getting about it.

**dbp** · 05-13-2005, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

P.S. - if it really is 5-0, tell them to check this thread for evidence that none of the maggots is serious about closing the deal. There is NO intent here. Geesh, all you have to do is look at her picture to figure that one out.

I seriously doubt it is a sting, but I have a funny image of this thread being discussed in court now.

**Tippster** · 05-13-2005, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

...There is NO intent here. Geesh, all you have to do is look at her picture to figure that one out.

There are MAGAZINES filled with women that look like her! A large contingent of men find that attractive.

I've seen much fatter, btw. She's more "reubenesque" than obese.

**yogachik** · 05-13-2005, 12:35 PM

In case of a sting, I had to plant the following:

Subject: Re: tahoe rental exchange
To: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>

I will let you know later today as I work out the
logistics.
And no, there are no drugs in my life - I don't
tolerate them either. Also, will you be bringing the
dogs? I'd like him to see the dogs because I do worry
about the furniture.

Again, I'm intrigued by this idea, but not sold. So I
will rely on Mike's character assessment.

-E