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    BWA!

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    [QUOTE=SquawMan]Yogachik, send her this link and see if she's into role playing and mid evil girly romps in the forest in costume



    tell her you have a horse named Ellen and want to ride her off into the Tahoe National Forest where you know of a hot spring big enough for two(QUote)

    SM ,you are a twisted mutant with a Lucy Lawless fixation!
    Calmer than you dude

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    splat - as a nice touch you should sport a TGR shirt. it will look good in the photos.

    P.S. this thread kicks ass - wish i could be there to see the shit go down this weekend.
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hucksquaw
    splat - as a nice touch you should sport a TGR shirt. it will look good in the photos.
    Good idea.
    Maybe she will search the web to find out what "tgr" means? Bwa ha ha!!

    If there is a good picture of her and Splat wearing a TGR shirt, it could be a last minute entry in the "girls of TGR calendar"

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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik

    -Elizabeth
    Wait. So the Elizabeth I've been having internet sex with is actually...



    SPLAT!?

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    Splat, it is now in your hands. I'm out - until I have to send the apologetic email saying that it just won't work.


    Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 13:45:47 -0700 (PDT)
    From: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
    Subject: Re: meeting
    To: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>


    well...we could do 12noon outside of the amusement park in front of the big slide. i am pretty hard to miss. im 6ft tall and my son is really big for having turned 4 two weeks ago. we will have the dogs, of course, and will find a place on the grass with the least amt of duck poop.

    yes, anything terribly valuable i would put up. not because of the dogs, but because of the 4yr old. unless it smells like french fries, the dogs arent taking anything off of a shelf. if something is left in the middle of the floor...different story.

    it feels a little secret agent man scenario being checked out by a bunch of people...but i would do the same i am sure. so fire away... i am pretty down to earth. we laugh alot.

    best to you...
    any time would be good.

    jessica

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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    Splat, it is now in your hands. I'm out - until I have to send the apologetic email saying that it just won't work.

    ******

    any time would be good.

    jessica
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    well...we could do 12noon outside of the amusement park in front of the big slide. i am pretty hard to miss. im 6ft tall and my son is really big for having turned 4 two weeks ago.
    I'm going to confirm her plan of noon outside the amusement park - in front of the slide (unless that's a problem for Splat)

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    oh damn.... this could be a perfect setup. i have an outgoing 4 y/o daughter... so maybe she could start "playing" with honeyblondedd's kid. i can check this woman out from a parent perspective. and we can get a whole TGR maggot mini-summit picture together!

    i'll have to clear this with my wife since she has been also laughing at this thread and thinks this woman is a total nut job.

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    i am pretty hard to miss. im 6ft tall
    Damn, Maybe the Zena Warrior Princes idea will work after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onehotchili
    oh damn.... this could be a perfect setup. i have an outgoing 4 y/o daughter... so maybe she could start "playing" with honeyblondedd's kid. i can check this woman out from a parent perspective. and we can get a whole TGR maggot mini-summit picture together!

    i'll have to clear this with my wife since she has been also laughing at this thread and thinks this woman is a total nut job.
    I would recommend NOT getting the children involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinDineen
    I would recommend NOT getting the children involved.
    yeah... actually that is probably a good idea....

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    make sure you point a lot for the helmet cam. point at those massive 80 gallon boobs as much as possible.

    actually i just had an idea! splat, you should totally freak this chick out. get shitfaced, stoned, drop some acid and go off about your sex change. wear a speedo and viking helmet. or a strap-on. that way she'll get totally freaked out and have to cut it off with "elizabeth" via email, which will be priceless, plus yoga won't have to "let her down easy" after she meets you.

    ...OR be really normal and nice, but tell her "elizabeth" is a psycho-bitch and you only came here to warn her that she keeps a concubine of fat hookers in her basement and likes to fuck little dogs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzo
    ...OR be really normal and nice, but tell her "elizabeth" is a psycho-bitch and you only came here to warn her that she keeps a concubine of fat hookers in her basement and likes to fuck little dogs...
    I am going to piss myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbp
    I am going to piss myself.
    i think i already did...
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

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    OK, we need to have a pre-meeting-meeting. If this is going down at 12 noon on Sunday, the maggot crew needs to meet at 11:30 somewhere nearby (yet far enough away to avoid seeing her).

    I'm going to suggest the meeting place as the steps of the old entrance to the Washoe County court house, which is on Virginia Street directly across from the Pioneer Theater. It'll be closed on Sunday. Just sit there on the steps like a good tourist with your camera(s). It's easy walking distance over to the river & kayak park.

    The old entrance to the courthouse still looks just like this:


    Edit: identify yourself with "got change for a nickel?"
    Last edited by El Chupacabra; 05-13-2005 at 03:30 PM. Reason: added maggot code

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzo
    make sure you point a lot for the helmet cam. point at those massive 80 gallon boobs as much as possible.
    point with english!

    I am so proud of all of you. this is truly a maggot miracle. Splat, godspeed to you sir.

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    With a little more time to plan prhaps all of those attending the meet should have got shirts printed with her picture on and just wander around in the crowd.
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    astonishingly fantastic!


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    Take one for the team splat! It will give a whole new meaning to "helmet" cam.
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

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    I'll be watching Reno 911 to see how this whole thing shakes out.

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    made this suggestion in the other thread but I nominate Dwanis or Basom for the editing of the helmet cam footy.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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    Holeeeeeeee shit.

    Outstanding work boys and girls.
    you sketchy character, you

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    This is sooo wrong. It's like watching a car accident in slow motion. I just can't look away.

    And, please, don't create a scene that'll traumatize the kid.
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    good point telenator - there is a child, and she is someone's mom.

    I do like the idea of Splat speaking against Elizabeth so that honeypie's the one to decide against the arrangement.

    I haven't confirmed for Sunday yet because I need to tell her what you'll be wearing, Splat. A baseball cap with TGR or PM on it? A logo'd tee shirt?

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