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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post
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    Also, why no women posting in this thread? We need man whore pics too, ya know.
    I'm pretty sure that if men believed that posting naked pics would bring snow there would be more cock in here than Parvo's third floor bathroom and Jer's little black book combined?

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    for the record, i think the blonde with the little titties is the bestest.

    i sometimes wish i were powtron. i mean, im stoked on my life, but hanging out with 4 naked chicks going down on each other in the bathtub of a mansion? yes please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post
    This is divegirl.,,, I have to say, powtron for the win. I like the girl with the big titties fourth from the left..
    She kinda looks like you....

    FKNA PowTron!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech Tonics View Post
    for the record, i think the blonde with the little titties is the bestest.

    i sometimes wish i were powtron. i mean, im stoked on my life, but hanging out with 4 naked chicks going down on each other in the bathtub of a mansion? yes please.
    ha, thanks...my wife was standing right next to me on a leash, so I have the best of both worlds when this stuff goes down . If it helps your fantasy, the tiny blonde girl also has a British accent.

    I will claim that my post worked as it has been snowing like crazy since the photos.
    Last edited by PowTron; 03-04-2013 at 10:08 AM.
    You should have been here yesterday!

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    Obviously, you need to post more. Or perhaps write a book. 51 Shades of PowTron.
    No longer stuck.

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    I like the one wearing the sleeves. Someone for everyone in that crowd. I'm also a bit of a sucker for the bigger tittied one divegirl likes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Dam. Your wife is cool. Since your ullr's chosen one right now, you mind throwin up more offerings? I got a whistler trip next wknd.
    Thank you kindly.
    As we approach this upcoming weekend and the massive storm they are tracking to smack CO front range Saturday into Sunday, there will be a little something extra for Ullr if he keeps this on track.
    You should have been here yesterday!

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    There's ice in this picture. Ullr should approve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinecure View Post
    There's ice in this picture.
    For a second I thought you meant me...then I scrolled down.

    I liked that pic at first but once you focus on the feet it becomes a bit disturbing.

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    Oh, to be a poma disc...


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    Oh my! Old school gear. Like approximately 1970.

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    c'mon you guys, although those pics are nice you're breaking the rules which will, no doubt, inspire a rash of rule-breaking JONGs.

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    Looks like summer on Mt. Hood.

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    Did you take those pics?
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    Gawd-dammit Sinecure, you know the rules!

    Ullr, we apologize for the sinning. Please recall Pow-Tron's offerings as appropriate fodder for this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SterlingSpikeDancer View Post
    Gawd-dammit Sinecure, you know the rules!

    Ullr, we apologize for the sinning. Please recall Pow-Tron's offerings as appropriate fodder for this thread.
    My work has been undone!
    You should have been here yesterday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    My work has been undone!
    For fucks sake sinecure, how long have you been here, you know the score.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Here's to hoping Ullr has a soft spot for chubby chicks. Heading to Whistler this wknd.

    This is all I got new for right now.

    I offer these floppy funbags.
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    She is supposed to send some pussy shots tonight or tomorrow and those will be offered up as well.
    Its raining in town but snowing up high ..... these seemed to put ullr at ease with all the rules breaking going on above. (-__-)_Z do not anger ullr with your google images
    Webisodes, Blogs, Words and Photos all right here-------->www.chasingsnowflakes.com

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    What a rash of jongery. Thanks Lamothe for getting things back on track.

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    Not sure if Ullr is down with the ebony but worth a try

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    They're all pink inside.
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    "Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater

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    In the words of the Ice Cream Man, French vanilla, butter pecan, chocolate deluxe even caramel sundaes is gettin' touched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Two06 View Post
    Not sure if Ullr is down with the ebony but worth a try

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    Take her to that Ethiopian place up on Capital Hill....rocks...
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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    Don't know if this ever made it here or not, but it belongs. Credits to Bodhi (I think).

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    "Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater

    "once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master

    "As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy

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    I don't know why, but most of the attached pics don't show up for me. sucks.

    It's a dilemma. I know I'm not gonna get another day this season, and I know that all there is left is rain but I got a pic or 2 burning a hole in my pocket.
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