Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**Slaag Master** · 02-11-2013, 08:10 PM

ski bus skuttle: so wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk!!!! and wong dong dong dong dong dong!!!!!
(turn up ipod volume!!!!!!!)

**guroo270** · 02-11-2013, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by daught

Are we missing something?

No. It's a sale about 20-50% off. Reminds me of a truck I saw in the middle of nowhere - it was just the truck bed all by itself with a sign that said %50 off.

But yes, they are missing bindings, snow, fingers on the gloves, and eye lid surgery.

**Slaag Master** · 02-11-2013, 08:52 PM

daught - they don't know bout sportin wimin!!!!!!!!!!!

**Cocximus** · 02-11-2013, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Shadam

serious question ...

how do those asian skis ride ???

turning radius of 2 meters ...

no wait ... thats 7ft for you metricly chalanged americans ... maybe ... ish ...

They turn on a dime...

**Tommy Jong** · 02-12-2013, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by buttahflake

from yesterday at the shop.
'do you know how to open this?'

HAHA, excellent throwback! I just threw one of those totes away last year.

**legallyillegal** · 02-12-2013, 06:48 PM

on the quad with a Big Momma Gaper and her two kids... and they are all making fun of the guy ahead on the monoski.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 02-13-2013, 11:46 AM

Because monoskis are fucking retarded?

Man, really wish I had my friend take a pic of me and that guy. Disco regulars know who he is, I guess. Can't stop laughing about it.

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**jonesy** · 02-13-2013, 05:15 PM

Went up to the hill for a few laps this AM and staggered across the Plot to the click in area.(Lifts are below the Plot) So as I arrange my gear this guy remarked about my skis. I said these old things. They were about 6 of them and they tore me up.........One guy says. Those are next years Rossis. Another one said. Those are Head Raptor 130 RS boots. Another jumps in and said look at his poles w/ the SL guards. They had me right where I wanted them. Little did I know they were from the WWSRA retail demo event. Who's the Gaper now.

**jonesy** · 02-13-2013, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Because monoskis are fucking retarded?

Man, really wish I had my friend take a pic of me and that guy. Disco regulars know who he is, I guess. Can't stop laughing about it.

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I think every hill has them. MONOMAN & Mr. & Mrs. Mono are regs on our hill. But yeah it's stupid.

**masaraksh** · 02-14-2013, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by daught

Are we missing something?

Yeah I am def missing something... spotted in Chamonix a few weeks back

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.. wtf am i doing with Obsetheds?!

**Slaag Master** · 02-14-2013, 09:01 AM

What? Like 1". Glad that excites you. ...kinda pisses me off that LCC has only 75-80" base in mid-Feb.

**TigerWoods** · 02-14-2013, 09:11 AM

Skittle kids in front of me in the packed lift line all decide its fun to bang the railing to corral the skiers before getting on the lift with their poles. Falls down on his way to the lift and misses chair. Hope he got some gopro footy.

**Andyski** · 02-14-2013, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by jonesy

I think every hill has them. MONOMAN & Mr. & Mrs. Mono are regs on our hill. But yeah it's stupid.

Qft. There's a jackass at Alpy, who, of course, has the loudest jacket and headphones on the hill.

**jrbd** · 02-14-2013, 11:02 AM

While riding Lift 8 at Loveland Tuesday, voices coming from the woods on the left:
She: "Hey, there's a tree there!"
He: "Where?"
Can't see the trees for the forest?

**skibiker** · 02-14-2013, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

Saw a snowlerblader today tucking a run, no poles, hands on knees, no turns ...prolly going 50mph. We laughed long time on the lift

What is so funny about this? I understand that a lot of people around here think snowlerbladers are gapers, but your emphasis seems to be on the fact that the dude was not turning. I have seen straightlining laughed at before on here, and I just don't understand it.

**old goat** · 02-14-2013, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Knoxious

2 kids today at Whitewater walk up to one of the wooden ski racks outside the lodge.

"So... how does this work?"

The other kid leans his snowboard up against it. It slides down to the ground. At least he had the gumption to facepalm himself.

Whitewater is not the only place with dumb people. There's a sign at Squaw that reads "Door operates by pushing". (Guess what the sign says on the other side of the door.)

**Lamothe** · 02-14-2013, 06:12 PM

just getting done with a day of sled skiing and having a beer on the trail the truck pulls up with 1 sled and 3 people at 5.pm

they drop the sled, take out a rope , tie it to the sled , take out a tire iron, tie it to the rope as a handle and they yell at the guy about to be towed. " just trust me but i havn't done this since i left Newfoundland!" They take off the 25km trail up to the skiable area.

**paulster2626** · 02-15-2013, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by Lamothe

just getting done with a day of sled skiing and having a beer on the trail the truck pulls up with 1 sled and 3 people at 5.pm

they drop the sled, take out a rope , tie it to the sled , take out a tire iron, tie it to the rope as a handle and they yell at the guy about to be towed. " just trust me but i havn't done this since i left Newfoundland!" They take off the 25km trail up to the skiable area.

That's actually pretty awesome.

**SquamptonBC** · 02-20-2013, 08:00 PM

This winning look still alive and well at Whistler. Thuggies, short poles, and gopros. Badass.

**mrburns** · 02-20-2013, 08:12 PM

On Saturday at The Beav I hear a family talking next to me in the maze. Dad says to son "Here you go, make sure you stay hydrated". I turn around and see him handing the kid a 20 oz Mountain Dew.

Surprisingly neither one of them were morbidly obese and at least appeared to have all of their teeth.

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 02-20-2013, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by skibiker

What is so funny about this? I understand that a lot of people around here think snowlerbladers are gapers, but your emphasis seems to be on the fact that the dude was not turning. I have seen straightlining laughed at before on here, and I just don't understand it.

I guess you would had to have seen it....right tool for the job and all that jazz...

even better; The other day I saw a gaper snowboarder with a helmet gopro pole cam, the thing was a 3-4ft long pole mounted on his helmet that counterbalanced and pivoted around as he beater'd his way down the trail. ...gotta love presidents weekend

**gramboh** · 02-21-2013, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by SquamptonBC

This winning look still alive and well at Whistler. Thuggies, short poles, and gopros. Badass.

Mad steeze. Loving seeing these guys on storm days with the cotton shit at the bottom frozen solid. Especially funny if they are on park skis/poles. Figure they must be visiting from somewhere and feel kinda bad.

**Jimty** · 02-21-2013, 06:59 AM

If this is what people are wearing in Whistler at the moment I'd better take a saw to my poles tonight and pack my best dress. Don't want to look foolish....

**jefffski** · 02-21-2013, 02:02 PM

I've asked a few kids why they wear cotton and they reply that it is comfortable. ya, right.

**yahs** · 02-21-2013, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by gramboh

Mad steeze. Loving seeing these guys on storm days with the cotton shit at the bottom frozen solid. Especially funny if they are on park skis/poles. Figure they must be visiting from somewhere and feel kinda bad.

I tuned into the xgames recently, something I havent watched in a long while. Sean White is wearing tight disco outfits. These guys are so last year.