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Thread: How can I become a dolphin?

  1. 02-10-2013, 12:45 AM #1
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    How can I become a dolphin?

    I really want to make this happen.
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    A simple dolphioplasty.

    It's a good idea if you want to be a dolphin, otherwise I wouldn't really recommend it.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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    Put together a video and some 40 times done by a 3rd party and see if you can get an invirte to the rookie minicamp in May.

    If you can play in the defensive backfield you have a shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    A simple dolphioplasty.
    One of the truly great South Park episodes. http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...dolphinoplasty
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Put together a video and some 40 times done by a 3rd party and see if you can get an invirte to the rookie minicamp in May.

    If you can play in the defensive backfield you have a shot.
    This^^^Good luck next season.
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    I know how to turn my girlfriend into a Dolphin...
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    LSD.
    And LOTS of it!

    Just don't forget....Dolphins can't breathe underwater, either.
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    I'm really hoping you didn't post this immediately after stumbling across that thread about Dolphin Rape Caves...
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    Or the dolphins being schooled by a pod if orcas video.

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    Dolphins have really small dicks. You may already be one.
    Hello...
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Am Mr. Ed View Post
    Dolphins have really small dicks. You may already be one.
    Recent trip to a rape cave and no TR?
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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    The expression is Hung Like a Horse...not Hung Like Flipper
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    Simple re-sleeve ... PM Richard Morgan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Am Mr. Ed View Post
    The expression is Hung Like a Horse...not Hung Like Flipper
    You do know Mr. Ed was a gelding, no?
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    I think John C. Lilly wrote a how to guide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    One of the truly great South Park episodes. http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...dolphinoplasty
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    Here ya go: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1000709AAva5Sy
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