Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[DasBlunt]

Witnessed her just fucking go off (with language that would make a docker wince) on a TV cameraman who'd just filmed her yard sailing while she was doing a promo piece for Sun Peaks teenzy cat ski op.

She demanded the he delete the footage in front of her so it would never be seen.

that is just the greatness rubbing off on the world...? skiers...lol

[BrianH]

Yard sales are a thing of beauty and True Skiers (tm) take pride in ones well accomplished.

[DropCliffsNotBombs]

Yard sales are a thing of beauty and True Skiers (tm) take pride in ones well accomplished.

No kidding. I'll proudly claim my yard sales. They are rarer than Elvis sightings though...

[jonesy]

The only way you get better is by falling. In 26 days this year I've went down 3 times,so I'm not very good.

[MakersTeleMark]

I am so sick of hard snow.

0987654321

[montanaskier]

Makers...FTW

[TomCrac]

The only way you get better is by falling.

When you get good enough, you don't fall. You crash.


"In 26 days this year I've went down 3 times,so....."

Ummm ... NTTAWWT ....

[old goat]

The only way you get better is by falling. In 26 days this year I've went down 3 times,so I'm not very good.

Not necessarily. A nice yard sale might be the outcome of pushing yourself and getting better. The way I fall--uphill on my hip--is just the result of incurable gaperdom.

[spook]

The only way you get better is by falling. In 26 days this year I've went down 3 times,so I'm not very good.

yeah, but you ski slow.

[Shadam]

wot is this yard sale you speak of ???

it must be one of those flipy-spiny tricks you skiers do ...

sux 2 b u ...

[DasBlunt]

wot is this yard sale you speak of ???

it must be one of those flipy-spiny tricks you skiers do ...

sux 2 b u ...

Whenever I see a pro skier (except herr God Candide) I say, " I know you!, I saw you in a rollerblade video from 2000 something...!". the lola never cease...

[jonesy]

yeah, but you ski slow.

You should know,right in front of you.

[2nd mate]

Not necessarily. A nice yard sale might be the outcome of pushing yourself and getting better.

PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrianH]

wot is this yard sale you speak of ???

it must be one of those flipy-spiny tricks you skiers do ...

sux 2 b u ...

A yard sale is when you sell your unused ski equipment out of the back of your car in a resort parking lot to earn money for a ticket. Technically speaking it doesn't have to be your equipment.

[Son-of-Pbville]

A yard sale is when you sell your unused ski equipment out of the back of your car in a resort parking lot to earn money for a ticket. Technically speaking it doesn't have to be your equipment.

Hmm... I always took a yard sale to be the strikingly similar appearance of my bush after crazy foody wet sexy to a bunch of stuff strewn out on the freshly sprinkled yard and hit by the lawn mower.

[Shadam]

are yo talking american ???

[spook]

You should know,right in front of you.

i'm a newbie at partners. i was a little nervous. i'll stay in your side pocket next time instead of your back pocket.

[jonesy]

i'm a newbie at partners. i was a little nervous. i'll stay in your side pocket next time instead of your back pocket.

I'll bring some BIG skis next time instead of Girly skis.

[DasBlunt]

At Sushi Den, I overhear this retarded New Yorker complaining about the sushi rice not meeting his expectations, actually saying out loud, "not what I get in NY". The head sushi chef and the GM came out to his table, brought 2 different kinds of rice to show him.....most likely also to catch a glimpse of the fine rack on the chicks nearby. On my way out I asked the GM if that is actually what I heard and he laughed, "yes!".

Sushi Den chooses their rice very carefully. I have seen three different types served depending on the dish offered and temperature.

Gaper was complaining about the rice in a roll...which the gaper most likely ordered because of the asparagus.

The asian chick he was with was hot and she could not stop turning to look at me and my date.....I think I have actually fucked her, was the vibe I was giving off to over power the stupidity this guy displayed.

[jamal]

I might not be a sushi expert, but it seems like ordering rolls with a bunch of shit in them is one of the most "sushi gaper" moves you can make.

To contribute, I have a friend down in socal who has been posting all sorts of pictures in the park lately on facebook. Guy has been in the hospital twice in the last two years from crashing snowboarding, and both times he landed on his face/head. Still not wearing a helmet.

[knumbskull]

[doughboyshredder]

At Sushi Den, I overhear this retarded New Yorker complaining about the sushi rice not meeting his expectations, actually saying out loud, "not what I get in NY". The head sushi chef and the GM came out to his table, brought 2 different kinds of rice to show him.....most likely also to catch a glimpse of the fine rack on the chicks nearby. On my way out I asked the GM if that is actually what I heard and he laughed, "yes!".

Sushi Den chooses their rice very carefully. I have seen three different types served depending on the dish offered and temperature.

Gaper was complaining about the rice in a roll...which the gaper most likely ordered because of the asparagus.

The asian chick he was with was hot and she could not stop turning to look at me and my date.....I think I have actually fucked her, was the vibe I was giving off to over power the stupidity this guy displayed.

Mtngirl is right, I think. You really do come off as super creepy. Aren't you married with kid?

[buttahflake]

from yesterday at the shop.
'do you know how to open this?'

[jonesy]

^ From the looks of the skis that ski tote has been on there awhile.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

from yesterday at the shop.
'do you know how to open this?'

Tavel back in time to the 80's?

Those were my first real skis!