Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**guroo270** · 02-01-2013, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by philth

Not sure why but I cant' stop laughing at this.

I found myself thinking about this one later in the day, too. Like the email conversation RE: the sale. "So, what is it that you didn't like about 'em?"

And it made me think there might be some Daemon company that makes some sort of seamless paddle attachment for snowlerblades in case someone runs into a really deep day.

**Cocximus** · 02-01-2013, 05:40 PM

py shot, both guys are wearing Adidas track pants. The black jacket is Adidas pleather. Bet that shit is breathable... Especially at -15.

doughboyshredder · 02-01-2013, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by daught

py shot, both guys are wearing Adidas track pants. The black jacket is Adidas pleather. Bet that shit is breathable... Especially at -15.

You're a fucking tool bag.

I propose the next loser that posts a picture critiquing how someone is dressed is tracked down by the closest maggot and given a swift kick in the cunt.

**jonesy** · 02-01-2013, 08:30 PM

Look @ this dillweed in a Carhartt......frick'n Pilgram.

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doughboyshredder · 02-01-2013, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by jonesy

Look @ this dillweed in a Carhartt......frick'n Pilgram.

Carhartt made a waterproof breathable bib and jacket for a while that was absolutely bomber. I think they quit making them, although I may be wrong. I used them as ski gear for two years, and have now put them through 3 years of working outdoors. Most bomber gear I've ever had.

**jonesy** · 02-01-2013, 09:21 PM

I know your right. I still use the Waterproof jacket on rain days which we seem to have our share here in the PNWet. Good day.

Originally Posted by doughboyshredder

Carhartt made a waterproof breathable bib and jacket for a while that was absolutely bomber. I think they quit making them, although I may be wrong. I used them as ski gear for two years, and have now put them through 3 years of working outdoors. Most bomber gear I've ever had.

**coldspin** · 02-01-2013, 10:54 PM

You're a fucking tool bag.

I propose the next loser that posts a picture critiquing how someone is dressed is tracked down by the closest maggot and given a swift kick in the cunt.

LIKE

**coldspin** · 02-01-2013, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by doughboyshredder

You're a fucking tool bag.

I propose the next loser that posts a picture critiquing how someone is dressed is tracked down by the closest maggot and given a swift kick in the cunt.

LIKE!!!!

**Cocximus** · 02-01-2013, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by doughboyshredder

You're a fucking tool bag.

I propose the next loser that posts a picture critiquing how someone is dressed is tracked down by the closest maggot and given a swift kick in the cunt.

Oh sorry, I didn't realize you have a soft spot for track pants.
Want some Kappas bro?

doughboyshredder · 02-01-2013, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by daught

Oh sorry, I didn't realize you have a soft spot for track pants.
Want some Kappas bro?

Only a true gaper thinks of others as being gapers because they don't care about the new fashion trends.

My guess is that dudes a hell of a lot cooler than you.

Really, what kind of a douchebag takes a spy photo with the intent of posting it online to show how much of a nerd they are?

You suck.

**Cocximus** · 02-02-2013, 12:19 AM

Hey fucktard, this was about two guys bitching about winter and how cold it is. Nothing to do with fashion, but here you are 200 pages later in an arrogant thread setting things straight. Congrats you'll probably be chosen to give a speech at the gaper parade.

doughboyshredder · 02-02-2013, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by daught

Hey fucktard, this was about two guys bitching about winter and how cold it is. Nothing to do with fashion, but here you are 200 pages later in an arrogant thread setting things straight. Congrats you'll probably be chosen to give a speech at the gaper parade.

Relax, quit spitting at the keyboard. Wipe the drool off your face.

**PlayItLeo** · 02-02-2013, 09:11 AM

"Where's my glove?" - said by me after dropping said glove off the lift while reviewing safety protocol... while night skiing... in CT...

**DasBlunt** · 02-02-2013, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Little else happens on tgr forums other than the bar being lowered and lowered and lowered.

considering you post here, the bar has most certainly been lowered for you.

**old goat** · 02-02-2013, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by PlayItLeo

"Where's my glove?" - said by me after dropping said glove off the lift while reviewing safety protocol... while night skiing... in CT...

You need to get you some of them iphonin' , dope smokin' gloves.

**narc** · 02-02-2013, 04:43 PM

From snowheads (yes, I know)

I was in B&Q in Stafford on Tuesday (don't ask) and I noticed that they had plenty of plastic, collapsible shovels for sale like this:

http://www.diy.com/search/shovel/Gar...hovel-10767701

IIRC, they were £6.99 in the shop. Perhaps a bit flimsy for a piece of life-saving equipment - but better than nothing!

**Mr. Multiglisse** · 02-02-2013, 07:45 PM

Perhaps not a gaper quote but definitely random and odd. I'm in a short line and this racer kid, maybe 13-ish, joins me from the singles line. I recognize him from a ride we shared earlier in the day.

Racer kid: hey, did we go up together before?

Me: yes, about an hour ago.

RK: OK, cool, I can ask you my question then!
(I suppose I had passed some sort of test earlier)

Me: Fire away...

RK: So, olive oil is made from olives, right? And vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So, what is BABY OIL made from?

Me: I'm not even going to answer that...

RK: Oh, come on, babies, obviously, it has to be!

It is a small town, so I decided to change the subject.

**digger** · 02-02-2013, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Multiglisse

Perhaps not a gaper quote but definitely random and odd. I'm in a short line and this racer kid, maybe 13-ish, joins me from the singles line. I recognize him from a ride we shared earlier in the day.

Racer kid: hey, did we go up together before?

Me: yes, about an hour ago.

RK: OK, cool, I can ask you my question then!
(I suppose I had passed some sort of test earlier)

Me: Fire away...

RK: So, olive oil is made from olives, right? And vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So, what is BABY OIL made from?

Me: I'm not even going to answer that...

RK: Oh, come on, babies, obviously, it has to be!

It is a small town, so I decided to change the subject.

Gas of course. Babies have lot's of it. He'll be missing gates thinking about that for a while.

**Mr. Multiglisse** · 02-03-2013, 06:49 AM

Originally Posted by digger

Gas of course. Babies have lot's of it. He'll be missing gates thinking about that for a while.

Of course! If nothing else, this kid will have a bright future on TGR: good skier, intelligent, socially awkward and possessed of a sick sense of humour. I think that describes a few people around here...

**Shadam** · 02-03-2013, 09:55 AM

and he wants to be a dentist ???
dreams of hookers and blow ???

**old goat** · 02-03-2013, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by narc

From snowheads (yes, I know)

I have one of those. In my car.

**digger** · 02-03-2013, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Multiglisse

Of course! If nothing else, this kid will have a bright future on TGR: good skier, intelligent, socially awkward and possessed of a sick sense of humour. I think that describes a few people around here...

They make for some of the more interesting lift rides.

**gointhedistance** · 02-04-2013, 09:58 AM

Went to a small snow tubing hill this weekend... 200 ft of sitting in an inflatable tube then taking a tow rope up...

25 yr old bro-brah wearing his Go-Pro.

Tried to snap a pic, but his buddy caught me in the act.

**colonel troutman** · 02-04-2013, 02:20 PM

so let me get this straight. there was a guy at a tubing hill, collecting images of his activities and other people, and using a digital camera to do so...

is your suggestion that this person was a gaper?

**PNWbrit** · 02-04-2013, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by gointhedistance

Went to a small snow tubing hill this weekend... 200 ft of sitting in an inflatable tube then taking a tow rope up...

25 yr old bro-brah wearing his Go-Pro.

Tried to snap a pic, but his buddy caught me in the act.

I think your attempted gaper photography can expect to receive an e-beat down from DBS any time soon.