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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 01-20-2013, 04:11 PM #1051
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Ullr does not like when the subject is unhappy! And, Ullr is a god.
    You're right.

    Not only that, she looks like she's only 10. What's wrong with you shitheads
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Maybe 2 sfw pics equal 1 nsfw


    This girl was not happy
    ........

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    I swear Judge, it was consensual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmer View Post
    I miss these tits. It hasn't snowed any substantial amount since the 24th. We need some snow ullr!





    Understandably so my good man, understandably so. No Flylow for that young lady.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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    ^^^^ Note the foot pose. Could this be GSA?
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmer View Post
    I miss these tits. It hasn't snowed any substantial amount since the 24th. We need some snow ullr!






    god fucking damn!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky View Post
    You're right.

    Not only that, she looks like she's only 10. What's wrong with you shitheads
    Um, pretty sure she was at least 13. See the big red hand print on the side of her ass, that's cause she didn't do her neckwerk properly.
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    Damn, those are some "death by suffocation" size ta-tas.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...ith-dd-1450638

    I disagree with most everyone on the angry girl photo. I think Ullr is a sick bastard (see CO non-winters 2012, 2013), thus he appreciates the questionable, the wrong, and the illegal(?). Nice work guy with the angry minor photo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIORFORGETIT View Post
    god fucking damn!!!!!!
    I believe "Jesus titty-fucking Christ" would be the more appropriate blasphemy in this case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmer View Post
    I believe "Jesus titty-fucking Christ" would be the more appropriate blasphemy in this case.
    whatever it is, please post more pics of those tits

    fucking a!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Maybe 2 sfw pics equal 1 nsfw


    This girl was not happy

    Attachment 130791
    Looks to me like she's upset that you bound her hands and smacked her ass pretty good.

    Edit: ahhh, said handprint already discussed.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmer View Post
    I believe "Jesus titty-fucking Christ" would be the more appropriate blasphemy in this case.
    blasphemy? No way, I have seen the Lord in the that picture, and those tits are the promised land.
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIORFORGETIT View Post
    whatever it is, please post more pics of those tits

    fucking eh!
    FYP. She's a canuck.

    Sadly, those are all I got from her.
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    Sitting in South Fork...18" total so far, another 15-30" forecasted by Tuesday AM.

    Bring it, Ullr.

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    You should have been here yesterday!
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    Latex eh? Fun girl

    I was in South Fork a little over a year ago,chasing a storm by myself,and hanging out at one of the little hotels in town there. I made a sacrifice in this thread that night...ullr fuckin delivered. You're in for a treat. Damn,I miss it down there...
    So local it hurts...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    Sitting in South Fork...18" total so far, another 15-30" forecasted by Tuesday AM.

    Bring it, Ullr.

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    Nice. See you in the AM. Westside closed tomorrow for avy work, it's going to be good.

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    Wolf was covered in Hero snow...not blower, but I'll take it. Even got to bust out the big skis.

    Thank you, Ullr! Round two tomorrow.
    You should have been here yesterday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmer View Post
    I miss these tits. It hasn't snowed any substantial amount since the 24th. We need some snow ullr!





    A little warm down low, but there was 3' of fresh from the weekend on top of the mountain today. Thanks!
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    A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

    Rain crust was brutal today.
    Last edited by AK47bp; 09-27-2017 at 03:42 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Rain crust was brutal today.



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    Being a selfish ass......Im thinking a few more days of rain crust for more pictures!!!!!
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    ^^You'll put your eye out, kid!

    If I was Ullr I'd reward you.
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    That must be exhausting.
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    Just curious, do you guys sneak all these?
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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    Mine were texted to me when I was recovering from surgery and out of town.

    Between those and what I got when I got back to town, it sort of makes me want to fuck my knee up again.
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    Just curious, do you guys sneak all these?
    AnoN pics on the intra web inside an age restricted ski forum? doubt anyone needs to worry unless she is industry, or a dirtbag skier.
    Terje was right.

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    Is that a mullet Huck? And slays the puss? Nice!

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