Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**baron** · 12-21-2012, 12:06 PM

^^^he's sponsored by Gaper Enterprises

**MJbumper1121** · 12-21-2012, 12:30 PM

Apparently, whomever snapped this pic didn't realize the son of GSA was also in the picture.

Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

Sweats/sunnies at killington sunday

**colonel troutman** · 12-21-2012, 12:44 PM

i'm starting to enjoy the direction this thread is headed by those referencing the above photo. this image somehow reminds me of the sticker that was popular a few years back, that had calvin and hobbes pissing on calvin and hobbes in a stylized m.c. escher / fractal design.

good to see that the gsa spirit is alive and well within us all.

**guroo270** · 12-21-2012, 04:30 PM

My brother who has been away from the scene for at least 5 years saw my 186 Lhasa Pows... "You don't ride a snowboard, do you? You ride two of 'em!"

**tripice351** · 12-23-2012, 12:01 PM

Saw a guy drop his wallet, and then a beer bottle from the lift today. He yelled out, "oh no, my wallet! There's like 400 bucks in there!" The midway unloading station was 100 feet ahead, perfect timing. Him and his buddy skipped it, taking the slow ass ride all the way to the top.

**philth** · 12-23-2012, 01:11 PM

Packs inbounds on the east coast is kinda funny....in a bad kind of way.....

**TOLOCOMan** · 12-23-2012, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by tripice351

Saw a guy drop his wallet, and then a beer bottle from the lift today. He yelled out, "oh no, my wallet! There's like 400 bucks in there!" The midway unloading station was 100 feet ahead, perfect timing. Him and his buddy skipped it, taking the slow ass ride all the way to the top.

So what are you doing with the extra $400?

**The SnowShow** · 12-23-2012, 01:33 PM

While demoing Bent Chets
"are those normal skis?"

**MJbumper1121** · 12-23-2012, 02:31 PM

"I am from New Jersey. You know, just east of Pennsylvania."

**Joe Dirt** · 12-23-2012, 02:43 PM

"Mom, if baby Jesus was conceived by a virgin, is it possible that baby Satan was conceived by anal sex?"

-13 yr old on the tram at Jackson

**BigDaddy** · 12-23-2012, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by philth

Packs inbounds on the east coast is kinda funny....in a bad kind of way.....

I ski with one, but only because everyone made fun of my fanny pack. When you lose your glove, want a cold one, or need a pizza, don't come looking to me.

**krp8128** · 12-23-2012, 03:35 PM

^I wear one as well, carrying h2o, a snack and an extra layer. I hate stopping for lunch, and around here it is common to have sun in one area and biting wind and shade a few runs later.

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**The SMP** · 12-23-2012, 05:53 PM

More of a WTF moment but kind of qualifies

me: I'd like to take a look at some avalung packs
employee of respected PNW ski shop: Planning on getting in some avalanches? What exactly are you looking for?
me: No. Just a smaller avalung day/inbounds pack that will fit some layers and avy gear
employee: Where around here are you going to need avy gear inbounds?
me: ?!?

still not sure if my sarcasm meter was broken or it was an honest question. Maybe I wasn't bro-brah enough and they talk the general public out of this type of purchase?

**Flyoverland Captive** · 12-23-2012, 08:11 PM

Guy on lift, after noticing I was on tele gear: "so, how do you like cross country?"

**stuckathuntermtn** · 12-23-2012, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by The SnowShow

While demoing Bent Chets
"are those normal skis?"

"Nope!"

Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive

Guy on lift, after noticing I was on tele gear: "so, how do you like cross country?"

"I like it just fine."

**tripice351** · 12-23-2012, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by TOLOCOMan

So what are you doing with the extra $400?

Hookers and blow, of course.

**philth** · 12-24-2012, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by BigDaddy

I ski with one, but only because everyone made fun of my fanny pack. When you lose your glove, want a cold one, or need a pizza, don't come looking to me.

Ha...Oh I forgot to mention that I have been known to don a pack here or there....and I will be looking to meet you this year now that I know that you ski with beers. How are those new Worths skiing this year

**nicker** · 12-24-2012, 08:47 PM

"Yeah the problem is that's all slush" (while pointing at freshies under 22 at mammoth)

**Jim S** · 12-24-2012, 11:16 PM

Got PIZZA????? http://www.killsometime.com/videos/9...ad-of-The-Year

Today at Squaw will sitting on deck of the Cornice Cantina Mexican restaurant, a family walks up to the door and asks how much rentals are.

**TahoeJ** · 12-25-2012, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive

Guy on lift, after noticing I was on tele gear: "so, how do you like cross country?"

I really hope he was not a gaper and just fucking with you, which would make that guy damn hilarious in my book. I've been on chairs and told people on tele gear that I think their binding might broken and they may want to have someone in a shop check it out. Deadpan. I'm still waiting for someone to post about me saying that in this thread. Someday hopefully.

**toast2266** · 12-25-2012, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by Jim S

Got PIZZA?????

4 pages of it...

Guy should've yelled "do a starfish"

**Shred Baron** · 12-25-2012, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by Jim S

Got PIZZA????? http://www.killsometime.com/videos/9...ad-of-The-Year

Today at Squaw will sitting on deck of the Cornice Cantina Mexican restaurant, a family walks up to the door and asks how much rentals are.

I think a dive bar with cheap Mexican style food more appropriately describes the "Mantina".

**stuckathuntermtn** · 12-25-2012, 05:59 PM

Are people who already have their DPS 112s out, gapers? I mean it's pretty thin out there. Not like thin at Big Sky, but still, for $1,200, I don't think I'd bust them out till February. Actually, for $1,200 I'd buy 2 pairs of skis, neither of which I'd mind hitting rocks as much on.
Are old people with too much money gapers? Probably not, but it's just dumb.

**shafty85** · 12-25-2012, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Are people who already have their DPS 112s out, gapers? I mean it's pretty thin out there. Not like thin at Big Sky, but still, for $1,200, I don't think I'd bust them out till February. Actually, for $1,200 I'd buy 2 pairs of skis, neither of which I'd mind hitting rocks as much on.
Are old people with too much money gapers? Probably not, but it's just dumb.

Is my sarcasm meter broken?

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**Benny Profane** · 12-25-2012, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by BigDaddy

I ski with one, but only because everyone made fun of my fanny pack. When you lose your glove, want a cold one, or need a pizza, don't come looking to me.

As though beer is a hard to find item at a ski hill? And how often do you lose your glove? Maybe safety strings attached to your jacket next time? With a nametag?