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Thread: Why don't all you douche bags stop telling me what I "NEED" to do!

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    Why don't all you douche bags stop telling me what I "NEED" to do!

    I am fucking sick of stupid people instructing me on how to live. I don't care if Tibet needs to be freed. I don't care if it is 2 degrees warmer than it was when I was in 3rd grade, I can't do shit about it. I don't care if terrorists attacked the consulate in Benghazi. I am trying to do my thing and not offend/hurt anyone's feelings but I am starting to get pissed off with all the so called advice/instruction I am getting from the RNC, WHO, DNC, UN, NEA, AFL-CIO, CDC, EPA, PETA, AMA, et al. Fuck, give me a break!

    Perhaps this should be posted in "Get drunk, post as much as you can" thread.
    More cowbell!!!

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    YOU NEED TO STFU

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    Don't eat that cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    You NEED to pm Rontele
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    Here is what you NEED TO DO, harden the fuck up. Learn to ignore what you don't want to hear. The rest of the world will do just fine without your whiney input.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Unplug your TV. Turn off the radio. Hand in your smart phone. Done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutash View Post
    Here is what you NEED TO DO, harden the fuck up. Learn to ignore what you don't want to hear. The rest of the world will do just fine without your whiney input.
    Okay, good advice, sorry everybody.
    More cowbell!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudbumkin View Post
    I am fucking sick of stupid people instructing me on how to live. I don't care if Tibet needs to be freed. I don't care if it is 2 degrees warmer than it was when I was in 3rd grade, I can't do shit about it. I don't care if terrorists attacked the consulate in Benghazi. I am trying to do my thing and not offend/hurt anyone's feelings but I am starting to get pissed off with all the so called advice/instruction I am getting from the RNC, WHO, DNC, UN, NEA, AFL-CIO, CDC, EPA, PETA, AMA, et al. Fuck, give me a break!

    Perhaps this should be posted in "Get drunk, post as much as you can" thread.
    What do you do for a living? Do you live in a city or a more rural setting?

    I've found it's easier to deal with people's dipshit fucked up opinions when you don't have to listen to their innane worthless blather on a day to day basis. Most of the things I do for a living I thankfully can do solo and I don't have to be a team player. On occasions where I do need some support I thankfully have a few people who aren't morons and who I can tolerate at least until the particular operation is over. I also don't have any neighbors in the direct vicinity. This really cuts down on the impulse to garrote them whenever they're in their garage revving their Harley at 03:00.

    Most humans are worthless piles of shit who aren't worth the effort to kick in the face. You're never gonna change that. What you can change is the amount of exposure you have to them.

    If you can't change your situation, then Hut's Chopper quote is sound advice. Pretty much the same thing as Jer's Rule #1: Cowboy the fuck up and stop being a complete pussy.


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    Wow, that's a lot of anger. You need to seek help.

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    You need to listen to more NPR and WTF.

    Then you need to keep it to yourself JongFucking Fucker
    See what I did there with the finger moustache? 'Cause I need to make sure you know you need to not take everything so fucking seriously. Seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powder Ho View Post
    Wow, that's a lot of anger. You need to seek help.
    I don't need help. I not that angry. Jer is right though, most humans are pretty lame and want you join in their collective mind think.
    More cowbell!!!

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    I don't want you to join mine, if that's any consolation.

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    You sir are truly a candidate for initiation into the Church of The SubGenius



    A few doctrines of the Church:
    -Relax in the safety of your own delusions.

    -You'll PAY to know what you really think.

    -Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!

    and finally:
    -Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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    Jer, are you a coroner?

    I think that "The Misanthropic Coroner" would be a rad reality show.
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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    wait, why is this guy telling me what to do.
    the irony
    whatever I feel like i what to do!

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    Look at all of the beautiful special snowflakes.

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    Sounds like you really need AA/NA
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Join the Church of Climitology.

    They have all the answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutash View Post
    Here is what you NEED TO DO, harden the fuck up. Learn to ignore what you don't want to hear. The rest of the world will do just fine without your whiney input.
    this

    1234
    watch out for snakes

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    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudbumkin View Post
    I don't care if it is 2 degrees warmer than it was when I was in 3rd grade, I can't do shit about it.
    Typically you should type out the number if it is less than ten. ex. "I don't care if it is two degrees warmer...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontana View Post
    Typically you should type out the number if it is less than ten. ex. "I don't care if it is two degrees warmer...."
    For some reason that made me laugh.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie View Post
    For some reason that made me laugh.
    2nd... subtle, but strong.
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    You need to find a young hot gf.

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