The Gaper Spirit Animal

[ulty_guy]

To be pedantic, Photo #1 is actually 'None of the above'

[b0ardski]

my faith is well placed
i am humbled by the outward expression of the spirit within

[bones get broke]

That was maybe the awesome-est first post ever.....It was like a big assed cannonball right into our little kiddie pool.

Well played GSA. Well Played indeed...

[Soups]

It was at one point. Then the whole "lawyer" debacle happened, the thread was deleted, then undeleted and placed back in the main forum. Unless something awesome happens, like Pat said would, this needs to be locked and go to the HoF. It's getting to the point that the majority of this thread is tha gheyness.

Uhhhh, Nevermind.

FKNA!!! Couldn't have had a cooler way to intro yourself. Welcome!!!!

[neck beard]

To be pedantic, Photo #1 is actually 'None of the above'

You get a Chia Pet consolation prize.

The Rubber Chicken is mine. I won it.

[bendtheski]

So much win! Way to own it Sir.

I now know what my wife will be buying me for Christmas! She doesn't ski, but has come to appreciate my passion, and has witnessed my many mirthful chucklings at the postings in this thread.

In the immortal words of Brother Diamond; "Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"!

Let he who has not gaped call out the first jong. Welcome GSA!

[TahoeJ]

After about 40 pages of bullshit it's nice to see this thread come full circle. Way to own it.

[garyfromterrace]

I'm not worthy.

But, I'll show you some cool lines if you come to Shames. Best first post ever, I believe!

[Zeedashbo]

This just brightened my day. Come float in my skin track this season. Pretty please!

[Slaag Master]

...and the spirit of the GSA moved across the face of the deep

[stuckathuntermtn]

I'm not worthy



but I did enter the contest.

You, sir, are a living legend. A god among men. Also, really cool charity/contest idea.

Did anyone else hear the angles singing from Monty Python's Holy Grail in their head while reading the post? The whole thing feels rather like this:

[DeathVan]

Good Form and Great Message!

I hope we may we all ski the light.
BELIEVE

[splat]

Isn't it about time to queue the music?
We might not have a brass band or heavenly orchestrations but, wtf, we got this!

[Frank]

On this 28th day in the 11th month in the year of our lord the GSA came to us and said the following from high atop a snowy peak.....

[Kim Jong-un]

Hate to be the first one to fart at the party, but is this a charity disguised as a business, or a business disguised as a charity?

[spook]

Hate to be the first one to fart at the party, but is this a charity disguised as a business, or a business disguised as a charity?

don't forget a relationship entered into freely or as the least damaging resolution.

[Kim Jong-un]

don't forget a relationship entered into freely or as the least damaging resolution.

Good point. If it is the latter, it's the most brilliant execution of a legal checkmate I've ever seen. Getting other people pay for your ski adventures and GoPro's as you travel all over the world would be many a maggot's dream come true.

[bones get broke]

Hate to be the first one to fart at the party, but is this a charity disguised as a business, or a business disguised as a charity?

Aren't POW and 1% For the Planet the exact same way? We all seem to support those "charities" without question....Why not this one as well? If someone can shred with reckless abandon using dollars gained by the goodwill of other like minded individuals, then have at it. Isn't that the true spirit of the dirtbag skier afterall?

[Scotsman50]

My last and final post in this thread.

[spook]

My last and final post in this thread.

you're 89 pages late.

[oftpiste]

As a true believer and proud wearer of the car sticker I welcome the GSA and applaud his forthcomingness.

As a maggot however, I think it only right to say welcome JONG and demand nekkid girlfriend/wife pics. I mean, the deity's squeeze has gotta be smokin' right?

[spook]

As a true believer and proud wearer of the car sticker I welcome the GSA and applaud his forthcomingness.

As a maggot however, I think it only right to say welcome JONG and demand nekkid girlfriend/wife pics. I mean, the deity's squeeze has gotta be smokin' right?

see if any of this bullshit was real you'd be a smoking crater right now.

[oftpiste]

No, the GSA is an omnipotent and benevolent deity.

[spook]

No, the GSA is an omnipotent and benevolent deity.

well, except in cases of ridicule and harassment.

[oftpiste]

^^^ don't know why you'd say that. nothing like that going on here.