Is it true? Will the GSA ascend to his rightful place at the right hand of the throne of Ullr? Praise be the Spirit! Praise be the GSA! Will he reveal himself in human form on the intertubes thereby initiating his final ascension? I pray the closure of this thread and beginnings of new ones happens with the GSA taking his mandate to conquer even greater mountains, as he deserves to do, and bestowing his benevolence on those who believe and also those who do not or even dissent.
If the GSA comes, I will fall, bow to him, and consider Book 1 of the prophecy finished. The GSA can say with much pride, "Veni, vidi, vici."
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
Here's a little food for thought. Says it all...
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I can just picture him standing around some trendy wall street bar with some of his Morgan Stanley bro/brahs being all like "so there's this TGR forum where they dedicated a thead to me that has like two thousand comments and something like a quarter of a million views. They call me The Great One! Who wants to touch me?!"
At least that's how I think I'd handle it, and then follow up with "I'm the best skier in this bar!" or some such...
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The shirt rocks!
Spat,
If we were to see the GSA is it to soon for a "pro call out"
Will he be using his GSA power for good or evil?
The big one, is he starting a fund for his followers so they can live the life and try to walk such as he?
I want to know more!!!
Beware of false idles!
Pay the man that pays me
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My cousins in Thousand Oaks hang out with the Gretzky kid aaaallll the time. I picked them up there once. Epic home. Evidently Gretzky likes to take up an hours worth of tee times so he and his buddies can play as a 12some, gamble a bunch, and wreak havoc on Sherwood Country Club.
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
There's no gambling at Sherwood. And Wayne never slices.
Last edited by KarlStall; 07-30-2012 at 02:28 AM.
Thanks for thinkin' old school, 1000-oaks. I should bust myself in the chops for not gettin' the pic.
There's no preorders on the shirts, but at some point, I think the GSA will be coming out to claim his crown.
I guess in honor of this place, it should be a crown of clowns, with little gummy bear clowns on each point of the crown.
I know I have to own my own clown on the roller coaster ride back when it was like a realtime web broadcast perfectly tailored for TGR.
This thread, as I understand, has completely altered the life course of the GSA and set him on a new path encompassing his passion.
Which makes me think a lot more of us will be seeing him around this winter.
FKNA Splat... that is so very cool...
Own this GSA... Lead us!
I believe
'To quote my bro
"We're not K2. We're a bunch of maggots running one press at full steam building killer fukkin skis and putting smiles on our friends' faces." ' - skifishbum '08
"Adios Hugh you asshole" - Ghostofcarl '14
believe...
Splat that is great to hear! I'm exited to hear how things develop with the GSA.
The gsa can bless my skin track anytime he wants.
Training for mofro should be the new tag
god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
all good things come to those that respect the GSA!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is an interesting new chapter, perhaps I should say testament
you know there ain't no devil,
there's just God when he's drunk---- Tom Waits
This popped up in my inbox today. I think it's an omen....
DO NOT WRITE OFF GSA SCHEDULES
Restrict new offers for periods of time for overpopulated GSA Schedules - GSA has upped the anti here, and it's survival of the fittest. A glut doesn't benefit any of us, and those of you who are in already are sitting pretty, the value of your schedule will increase because the pool of competitors is about to drop. If you aren't on schedule yet, there is still time to get in, GSA has not yet posted restrictions.
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