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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal

  1. #1551
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    Quote Originally Posted by flatNshallow View Post
    the time tested "LEROY JENKINS!"
    Don’t you mean...

    “shit or get off the pot"
    "In a perfect world I'd have all 10 fingers on my left hand, so I could just use my right hand for punching."

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    Hark! The GSA exude his glory with his bright orange pants and lime green backpack. These newest revelations show that the GSA is NOT self aware!!! Rejoice!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual View Post
    Wonder if he pole-whacks?
    99% of skiers pole-whack, and the other 1% are liars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMessenger View Post
    Hark! The GSA exude his glory with his bright orange pants and lime green backpack. These newest revelations show that the GSA is NOT self aware!!! Rejoice!!!
    There must be more than one GSA as I spotted a creature matching this description in the hotel in Jackson last week - he was so 'core that he came to breakfast fully geared up including ski boots at around 7am.

    There was no rush given the spring conditions.

    He had his mate with him too and she followed his lead, so we may be seeing offspring in the future
    Find a Path That Captures Your Heart and Follow it to its End !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    99% of skiers pole-whack, and the other 1% are liars.
    Pardon my ignorance but I don't even know what pole whacking is?
    License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations

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    Hell I snow board and I pole whack,

    I'M GONNA RIP THE SHIT OUTTA THIS RUN!!!
    embrace the gape
    and believe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ski to Be View Post
    Pardon my ignorance but I don't even know what pole whacking is?
    Then you will never truly obtain "Battle Mode".
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    I am still fighting like hell to get to Battle Mode. I just figured it out lol
    Last edited by Ski to Be; 04-02-2012 at 11:39 PM.
    License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations

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    I am wondering if brother Freeheel had snow blindness when he bore testament to the glorious shirt that was allowed to grace the GSA's sacred temple; shouldn't it be "Bottles and Models"?
    You Will Respect My Authoritah!

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    Every time I think this must have played itself out, it gets a little better. While I will spend the rest of my skiing days awkwardly seeking a few fleeting moments in Battle Mode, He was clearly born there. The inspiration is limitless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ski to Be View Post
    I am still fighting like hell to get to Battle Mode. I just figured it out lol
    I have video evidence that Mofro Pole-whacks with both hands.

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    ^^ why doesn't that surprise me?

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    Dextrous as FUCK.

    Just one of the attributes of always being in Battle Mode.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    I humbly submit the distilled essence of the GSA's raiment, as seen from behind, for who can truly claim to be ahead of the GSA.

    Worshiping the Temple for Life - www.templebasin.co.nz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ski to Be View Post
    Pardon my ignorance but I don't even know what pole whacking is?
    Dare I say it...

    SEARCH JONG!

    Saucer boy is wagging a finger at you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mashed_penguin View Post
    I humbly submit the distilled essence of the GSA's raiment, as seen from behind, for who can truly claim to be ahead of the GSA.

    Yes!!!!!!!
    ????????????????????????

    Kendo Yamamoto "1984"

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    Certainly sticker material for the true believer.


    Quote Originally Posted by mashed_penguin View Post
    I humbly submit the distilled essence of the GSA's raiment, as seen from behind, for who can truly claim to be ahead of the GSA.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mashed_penguin View Post
    I humbly submit the distilled essence of the GSA's raiment, as seen from behind, for who can truly claim to be ahead of the GSA.

    Put two opposite-facing cams on top and you're golden

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashed_penguin View Post
    I humbly submit the distilled essence of the GSA's raiment, as seen from behind, for who can truly claim to be ahead of the GSA.

    Shouldn't there be a small greyish square on the top to symbolize his all seeing power?
    I wear crocs for the style, not the comfort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chatton18 View Post
    Shouldn't there be a small greyish square on the top to symbolize his all seeing power?
    Yes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crampedon View Post
    Yes.

    The true conspiracy is finally coming together
    I wear crocs for the style, not the comfort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chatton18 View Post
    Shouldn't there be a small greyish square on the top to symbolize his all seeing power?
    Ok less minimalist but I see your point Dos gopro could also be an option but you would not see them from behind. And we all know that GSA always has two gopros plus a contour, plus another gopro on his boot...



    This one is getting a bit silly...

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    FIFY!

    THE TRUE essence of the GSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMessenger View Post
    FIFY!

    THE TRUE essence of the GSA
    I believe the Messenger has just channeled some GSA greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    "fixed it"
    My humble submission to the almighty GSA.
    What if "Alternative" energy wasn't so alternative ?

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