The Gaper Spirit Animal

[Ted Striker]

^^^ or a beat-down by the GSA.

[skajah]

More popular than Gaper Clams, Wow

[flyandski365]

And Saint Freeheel raised the GoPro up on high, saying, "O GSA, bless this thy GoPro, that with it thou mayst film the gnarliest of the gnar, in thy mercy." And the GSA did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

[BaNosser]

And Saint Freeheel raised the GoPro up on high, saying, "O GSA, bless this thy GoPro, that with it thou mayst film the gnarliest of the gnar, in thy mercy." And the GSA did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Skip a bit brother ...

[Garbanzo]

Clearly the GSA has been trumped. In this old video of James Pierre (RIP) he is sporting 5 (five) GoPros at the same time, all on record.

One on each pole. One behind head on a pole. One on chest. One on ski. Mind you, the Contour is equal to 3 Go Pros, so the GSA was choosing the optimal path, not the most ubiquitous path.

[drdevon]

Clearly the GSA has been trumped. In this old video of James Pierre (RIP) he is sporting 5 (five) GoPros at the same time, all on record.

One on each pole. One behind head on a pole. One on chest. One on ski. Mind you, the Contour is equal to 3 Go Pros, so the GSA was choosing the optimal path, not the most ubiquitous path.

I fail to sense the climbing harness or other key GSA accountrements. While the stoke is here, I am left wanting more.

[oftpiste]

You blaspheme, garbanzojong. Fie upon your house!

Clearly the GSA has been trumped. In this old video of James Pierre (RIP) he is sporting 5 (five) GoPros at the same time, all on record.

One on each pole. One behind head on a pole. One on chest. One on ski. Mind you, the Contour is equal to 3 Go Pros, so the GSA was choosing the optimal path, not the most ubiquitous path.

[oftpiste]

I wonder what would happen if the GSA came across a gnome? A miracle or mayhem?

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Methinks the GSA should explore the Enchanted Forest......

[Maximus Farcisimus]

The GSA keeps me up at night.

I can't sleep.



Praise to the GSA.

BELIEVE.

[SkiFaxon]

Can we get a recap on what stickers are available?

I really like the 'believe' fish with the GoPros and skis.

[BaNosser]

Brother Freeheel.... You haven't seen the Exalted One holding a bow and arrow have you..??

I believe...

[TahoeJ]

The GSA is not sponsored like Jaime Pierre was. Go-Pro counting in such cases is irrelevant and borderline blasphemous.

[Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer]

Clearly the GSA has been trumped

BLASPHEMY! All non-believers shall be punished and smitten. Not by the GSA himself, as such a punishment would only be for the noble and chosen, such as Brother Freeheal. No, the non-believers shall be punished and struck down in the most crueling way possible...

Then did he raise on high the Holy Heli Charge of Alaska, saying, "Bless this, O GSA, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies and suspect slopes to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Mags did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and clif bars and breakfast cereals ... Now did the GSA say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Two is thine Holy Number only reserved for the number of Go-Pros thou Believer must don. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Heli Charge of Alaska in the direction of thine Non-Believer, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[HankScorpio]

Clearly the GSA has been trumped. In this old video of James Pierre (RIP) he is sporting 5 (five) GoPros at the same time, all on record.

One on each pole. One behind head on a pole. One on chest. One on ski. Mind you, the Contour is equal to 3 Go Pros, so the GSA was choosing the optimal path, not the most ubiquitous path.

I gotta say after seeing that I'm immediately going to go out and spend $1500 on 5 GoPros.

[Son-of-Pbville]

Then did he raise on high the Holy Heli Charge of Alaska, saying, "Bless this, O GSA, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies and suspect slopes to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Mags did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and clif bars and breakfast cereals ... Now did the GSA say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Two is thine Holy Number only reserved for the number of Go-Pros thou Believer must don. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Heli Charge of Alaska in the direction of thine Non-Believer, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Thats circuitous. edit: I like.

[Garbanzo]

BLASPHEMY! All non-believers shall be punished and smitten. Not by the GSA himself, as such a punishment would only be for the noble and chosen, such as Brother Freeheal. No, the non-believers shall be punished and struck down in the most crueling way possible...

Then did he raise on high the Holy Heli Charge of Alaska, saying, "Bless this, O GSA, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies and suspect slopes to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Mags did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and clif bars and breakfast cereals ... Now did the GSA say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Two is thine Holy Number only reserved for the number of Go-Pros thou Believer must don. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Heli Charge of Alaska in the direction of thine Non-Believer, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

I could swear I just saw a killer bunny sneak into the house. I hope the GSA has not sent one of these:

[pfluffenmeister]

^^^ look at the bones man!!!

[Sinecure]

I sure hope brother Freeheel is working hard on the ultimate TR video and photo edit ever. I'm starved for updates.

[Ski to Be]

The silence out of AK is eerie.

[rip]

Patience.

Just as he had foretold, the GSA has shredded for our sins. He is now laid to rest in his winnebago, and on the third day will rise again, in fulfillment of the scriptures!

[flatNshallow]

Methinks the GSA should explore the Enchanted Forest......

With beacon, harness, and... Altoids?

[skibiker]

No words from Brother freeheel since Wednesday. I fear the GSA is self-aware, and he knows Brother freeheel was documenting his presence in AK. I hope the GSA did not dispatch freeheel with mere words just as Paul Muad'Dib dispatched Feyd Rautha as the prophecy was fulfilled in Dune.

[mulex]

Freeheel must have been taken by rapture alla Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[Powpowgrl]

FYI to all you jerks out there sitting on your computers making fun of this guy because he's wearing something different than the rest of you sheep, he's in Alaska tearing up some sick pow lines. Witch is more extreme than anything any of you butt wipes will ever do. So who's the gapper now? Go jib another rail! Sick bro.

[snowswine]

^^^^^Who invited the angry lesbian????