The Gaper Spirit Animal

[Chugachjed]

I think the GSA is a test from Ullr to find who is truly faithful. California has failed Ullr's test and have been thusly cursed with warmth and sunshine.

[Snakeboy]

He has become each and every one of us, and even though a day may come, when he is "identified", he will live on forever in this collective body. As the son Ullr, he will ski for our sins.

And he will FIGHT LIKE HELL for our powder salvation.

So it is and will be.

[TahoeJ]

I sincerely hope when GSA does become self aware (only a matter of time at this point) that he embraces it with thick skin, takes it in stride and participates on TGR. At the end of the day the guy hit Utah, Whistler and Alaska (and allegedly Tahoe) all in one season so I am definitely jealous. Trending on Google just takes this whole thing to another level. Hilarious.

[Soups]

I think the GSA is a test from Ullr to find who is truly faithful. California has failed Ullr's test and have been thusly cursed with warmth and sunshine.

You're quite possibly correct. However, I have been a staunch and firm believer from the beginning and I am in Denver. The Northern CO mountains have had one of the shittiest winter ever. The GSA church of Loveland is only sitting at 221" for the year and the past month only trace snow has fallen. They have almost no snow left and it's not even April yet.

As a steadfast follower why has GSA foresaken me? The mystery of faith is sometimes hard to fathom but it shall not shake me from my beliefs.

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[Ski to Be]

When are "Fight Like Hell" stickers coming out?

With each new siting my life changes paths

I fear the many GSA wraths

Always now towards AK I am glancing

One toe up & I am now stancing

I hope that Freeheel will have a story to tell

Until then I am going to Fight Like Hell

[BGnight]

My first post in this holiest of threads. I've been following but have not felt worthy to comment on his being supreme.
Long live GSA! I am not worthy!!

[tetzen]

Notice how is Almighty Left Boot points skyward in both these appearances. Is there a message he has been trying to get across since he appeared in the tram line? Does the GSA favor lefties?

[Ski to Be]

The term "Stancing" has been coined for this

[rideit]

The epistles to the apostles have remarked upon this phenomenon, I exhort you to reference the holy:
php/239662
P.55
Verse 1353

Make haste to your studies, JONG

[tetzen]

Ah yes I see now, but it is always the left one, never the right. Always good snow follows as well. If the right toe were pointing up does it mean he is ready to smite?

[Crampedon]

Look at the tags in this article:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/todd-h...b_1376521.html

I fear the worst.

We are blown and hell hath no fury like a GSA scorned

PM JONG SLAUGHTER for instructions on self-immolation to escape.

[Chugachjed]

You're quite possibly correct. However, I have been a staunch and firm believer from the beginning and I am in Denver. The Northern CO mountains have had one of the shittiest winter ever. The GSA church of Loveland is only sitting at 221" for the year and the past month only trace snow has fallen. They have almost no snow left and it's not even April yet.

As a steadfast follower why has GSA foresaken me? The mystery of faith is sometimes hard to fathom but it shall not shake me from my beliefs.

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Ullr is testing your true faith and Colorado too is failing. The GSA is a false deity! Those that follow his path will continue to receive persisting high pressure. Keep the true faith in Ullr and low pressure will follow!


Repent sinners! Ask Ullr for forgiveness and he may grant you spring snowfall.

[freeheel80731]

Brothers,
the GSA has blessed us with a fly day in the Chugach, with steep lines & endless faceshots. In His honor I offer this photo to commemorate the day. It is all I have to offer after this great day and hope it will please the GSA. I am honored to be given the opportunity to ride in His chariot.

[Bottleman]

The Lady of the Lake,
[angels sing]
her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur
from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
the GSA, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!

[bones get broke]

The stoke is building to an almost uncontrolable level. The collective NEEDS to see the GSA in action.

[Bottleman]

The stoke is building to an almost uncontrolable level. The collective NEEDS to see the GSA in action.

He is clearly the best skier on the mountain.

[EarlyWood]

Have mercy on me GSA.....

[peds]

Hate to break it to ya, but Google search is crazy adaptive to what you've been looking at already.

It's what everyone sees - I had an agnostic friend check it out for me.

[sb4l]

This theological puzzle is starting to reveal itself
God /Muad Dib = GSA
Fremen =Maggots
Arakis = Alaska
Spice= Snow "snow is life"
Worms = Helicopters

Quote
"GSA created Alaska to train the faithful"
"One cannot go against the word of GSA"

SHI ALLUDE

Loving these dune references. The prophecy is unfolding before our very eyes. These are times of a plenty, let us rejoice and face the promised land, all hail the GSA. Train on, fellow believers.

[digger]

I wonder what would happen if the GSA came across a gnome? A miracle or mayhem?

[pfluffenmeister]

Brothers,
the GSA has blessed us with a fly day in the Chugach, with steep lines & endless faceshots. In His honor I offer this photo to commemorate the day. It is all I have to offer after this great day and hope it will please the GSA. I am honored to be given the opportunity to ride in His chariot.

you are truly blessed.




(that looks awesome!)

[Sessiøn]

A GSA topsheet needs to happen.

[TBS]

^^^I was gonna ping Iggy and Rowan about a "Training for AK" topsheet...

[stuckathuntermtn]

I noticed that I typically need to stand in that stance. especially with velcro spoilers on the back of the liners for extra forward lean. when ever there is a wait at the bar at Last Run Inn it's brutal. The Stance must be assumed, and alternated right and left. I suppose He hath touched me.

[MJbumper1121]

^^^ As if their topsheets could be any sicker.

A GSA topsheet would give disciples and unenlightened petty inviduals alike, a perma-boner.

^^^I was gonna ping Iggy and Rowan about a "Training for AK" topsheet...