The Gaper Spirit Animal

**astralboy15** · 03-28-2012, 12:36 AM

GSA getting mad coverage:

http://brobomb.com/2012/03/gaper-spirit-animal/

**Crampedon** · 03-28-2012, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by Crampedon

I see the believers giving thanks and praise, highest Ites, red, green and gold adorn them...
But one question, Acolyte Freeheel, has the silence yet been broken?

I must repeat! Is the secret safe?

**SchralphMacchio** · 03-28-2012, 02:16 AM

GSA is in Alaska - the prophecy has begun.

Let it be heard, the prophecy shall be fulfilled when GSA and Goddess Jessica are united at Squaw Valley USA.

The world shall be transformed.

**ddsnake** · 03-28-2012, 02:33 AM

Once again ....I am a believer ........

But when i see this latest photographic evidence , I yelled out loud "This is fuckin unbelievable!"

God bless GSA , the Holy Gopros , and the Blessed harness-that carried brother DeathVan thru the most harrowing times of his holy dreams.....

**rip** · 03-28-2012, 02:34 AM

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Oh great GSA please accept my meager tribute, prepared with MS paint on a shitty netbook.

**Sinecure** · 03-28-2012, 04:10 AM

Originally Posted by astralboy15

GSA getting mad coverage:

http://brobomb.com/2012/03/gaper-spirit-animal/

Those guys are clearly disciples. Look at the videos they posted dating back to January. They've been Training for Alaska since before we even knew it was a commandment.

**Beder** · 03-28-2012, 07:26 AM

I fear for freeheeler

**DaveTV** · 03-28-2012, 07:41 AM

It's hard to laugh when I sit in a cubicle and this guy is heli-skiing the Chugach - I am more a gaper than he..

**PowerWhore7** · 03-28-2012, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by DaveTV

It's hard to laugh when I sit in a cubicle and this guy is heli-skiing the Chugach - I am more a gaper than he..

As I am loading laundry in the washer this morning I am thinking the same thing...

Also, this dude is fucking huge & from the North East = will fuck you up with ease (and probably enjoy it)

Originally Posted by freeheel80731

**BigDaddy** · 03-28-2012, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by PowerWhore7

As I am loading laundry in the washer this morning I am thinking the same thing...

Also, this dude is fucking huge & from the North East = will fuck you up with ease (and probably enjoy it)

You've obviously never met DaveTV...

Dude would crush all mortals and an occasional immortal. Fortunately, he has the control and sense to respect as rare a species as the GSA and would never allow harm to come his way.

Originally Posted by DaveTV

It's hard to laugh when I sit in a cubicle and this guy is heli-skiing the Chugach - I am more a gaper than he..

My day = ruined

**biff chalupa** · 03-28-2012, 08:38 AM

I keep standing in GSA fashion, or as I call it "the stance", and can't help shaking with laughter. This is awesome. Believe.

**skibiker** · 03-28-2012, 08:43 AM

Brother freeheel - you must seek an audience with the GSA. Your words subsequent to this meeting(s) are awaited by a collective unlike anything in recent history. If you find he is self-aware, you will be instrumental in shaping his ongoing reaction by your careful choice of words. As he has taught us determination and the ability to laugh at our inner gapers, hopefully you can help him to embrace his fame, laugh at himself, and most importantly, to accept his role as the maggot leader and take his place here on the message board in permanent stickiness in the name of GSA that has been reserved for him.

But Brother freeheel, be careful. We all can clearly see in your photo above that he is indeed badass.

**BassBone** · 03-28-2012, 09:01 AM

wow. thanks for the free ticket to the guns show; GSA got some artillery! can't get over how you caught him in the pose, with different attire and a red solo cup. almost like he's in on it. or just being the badass that he always has and always will be...

I believe.

**TBS** · 03-28-2012, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by freeheel80731

it is He
never without his Hestra gloves or harness, He however graces us without his helmet or performance shell, revealing His skin tight shirt proclaiming His mantra 'Fight Like Hell'

and somebody dropped their camera onto the collective in the heli a few years back, so by pilot's orders all cameras including GoPros stay in pockets around the bird.

OK! I'm convinced it is He as well. He looks younger than I expected. Thank you Brother Freeheel. I do hope you get a chance to talk with Him. Do your guiding colleagues know they are in the midst of Awesomeness? Will His guide get still and video images for us?

Originally Posted by Ski to Be

TeleBobski

And Freeheel, is there a prohibition on GoPros while skiing? Or just around the rotorcraft? If allowed, we so need to get the SD card from at least one cam - preferably the rear-facing GoPro

Are you implying stealing from the GSA? This is sacred footage that is for his eyes. Are you trying to curse us with 10 low snow years.

No, not steal. Remove SD card, copy contents, return to camera, share video with His Acolytes. It's very much like Moses bringing us the 15 (Oops - 10!) Commandments - His wisdom and experience must be shared with the world, much like Jesus’ Apostles shared their experiences after the Resurrection.

**Canada1** · 03-28-2012, 09:12 AM

I have now added wearing a harness while drinking on down days to my regimine.

Seriously, you really never can be sure what will happen when you have a beer in hand. I might even take is up a notch and put on some body armour.

**bad dancer** · 03-28-2012, 09:24 AM

Freeheel, you have been chosen !
You have been given great responsibility.
Give our GSA the highest reverence that he deserves.
Speak only when spoken to.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 03-28-2012, 10:17 AM

Doubters, you can see the camera mounts on his helmet.

That is an amazing pose. Did you talk to him before taking that picture?

Dude IS friggin huge. Only fitting he should be able to smite thee. And also, he's heliskiing in ak right, so good for him.

**DeathVan** · 03-28-2012, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by freeheel80731

it is He
never without his Hestra gloves or harness, He however graces us without his helmet or performance shell, revealing His skin tight shirt proclaiming His mantra 'Fight Like Hell'

The Holy Headband Halo hovers above his spirit bringing peace to the GNAR

**masterofgreenbeans** · 03-28-2012, 11:24 AM

Reality hits hard.......I am a giant gaper and the GSA is CORE!!!

**GoldMember** · 03-28-2012, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by telebobski

Not to disparage Brother Freeheel's work here, but I am a little concerned that this may be a false sighting. Besides the lack of GoPros, I don't see a countour. And besides the new pants (understandable given the dark stain on the butt of the orange ones) his boots are different than previous sightings. Seems odd to get new boots just before a trip to the Holy Land.

I am encouraged that the ring on his right hand in Freeheel's pic is consistent with the Snowbird sighting. So I dearly hope that we can get a face or profile shot, or at least a photo with the pack/shovel, to confirm this glorious sighting.

And Freeheel, is there a prohibition on GoPros while skiing? Or just around the rotorcraft? If allowed, we so need to get the SD card from at least one cam - preferably the rear-facing GoPro

Probably wore his old boots out running on the treadmill.

I was having many of the same doubts but the latest photographic evidence has convinced that yes, this is indeed the Messiah in the Holy Land and not a false idol.