The Gaper Spirit Animal

**Ski to Be** · 03-20-2012, 08:59 PM

With all due respect you guys are mucking up a HOF thread with AZ Greg talk. Start a Greg AZ thread if you like
for the love of GSA

**daviski** · 03-20-2012, 09:14 PM

you all suck-- who in the world gives a fuck about alpine zone?

May the GSA turn all his devices to death ray mode and fry your irrelevant ass

**f2f** · 03-20-2012, 09:16 PM

you're right, we're not worthy.

**Micol** · 03-20-2012, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Ski to Be

With all due respect you guys are mucking up a HOF thread with AZ Greg talk. Start a Greg AZ thread if you like
for the love of GSA

Originally Posted by daviski

you all suck-- who in the world gives a fuck?

May the GSA turn all his devices to death ray mode and fry your irrelevant ass

"Let me tell you a little story. I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro. All he needed was a little time and some practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years. Did pretty well. At the end of his four years. It was the last semester. He was kicked out. You know what for? He was night putting. Just putting at night, with the 15 year old daughter of the dean. Know who that guy was? Take one good guess.
Bob Hope.
No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein. My roomate. Good guy. Don't be obsessed with your desires. The zen philosopher Basha once wrote, a flute with no holes is not a flute, and a doughnut without a hole is a danish."
In the name of the contour, the go pros and the holy harness. Amen

**daviski** · 03-20-2012, 09:29 PM

well my goodness, having read that I humbly take it all back

**Micol** · 03-20-2012, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by daviski

well my goodness, having read that I humbly take it all back

burp...

GSA234

**daviski** · 03-20-2012, 10:02 PM

a reminder--

Originally Posted by Housed

not a jibber skier kid, but probably still an asswipe:

Who apparently needs help clicking in:

Where do you need a harness at the bird? But he does look like the best skier on the mountain. The rear-facing GoPro offers unprecedented opportunities for mocking, I love it!

**splat** · 03-20-2012, 11:52 PM

I'm getting concerned....

**shroom** · 03-21-2012, 12:50 AM

must acquire sticker...

ayooo 50 pages

**Mofro261** · 03-21-2012, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by MiCol

ok my bad...quotes and such. im removing you from the net...my attention to detail in this thread sometimes slips
can't wait for my believe stickers tho!

Careful Micol, insinuating that AZ may be catching fish has repercussions.

Originally Posted by PM's from AlpineZone

Thanks so much! For OUTING ME! The fun stops when I'm outed, so be a good lil maggot and delete your post. Thanks so much!

Originally Posted by PM from AZ

Hi Mofro261! Thanks for outing me! Nice catch, now if u delete it this thread just might continue.. Thanks so much!

**akgarbageman** · 03-21-2012, 05:36 AM

this thread makes me ; )

**crank54** · 03-21-2012, 06:15 AM

Originally Posted by daviski

The GSA has good reason to show special concern over his bindings after the heinous actions of the infidels at Christy.

But where is his minion who performs his lowly binding duties? Perhaps he has been retasked by the GSA to wait at selected spots, shivering with a tripod set-up and gnawing on stale cliff bars, ready as instructed to capture his greatness from yet another perspective

Tomski -- you have been blessed, do not chastise yourself, you were in his presence and knowingly or not you looked into the all seeing eye of his rear facing go-pro. I envy you sir.

I laughed. This whole thread (apart from the AZ butthurt) is gold!

Carry on.

**Canada1** · 03-21-2012, 07:26 AM

If any exists, I would like three. I want to put them on my kids skis and then have them go up to anyone they see with believe stickers and say that they are a better skier than that party. Just my warped parenting style in action.

On a lighter note: I believe that Biff is the GSA. I believe that Biff was born in Dallas, moved to a traders desk in New York and is going to release a bunch of videos in the coming year of people with Believe stickers chasing him down blues and greens from his reverse go pro. Thus making my stoke for this whole experience even greater!

Back to training.

**b0ardski** · 03-21-2012, 07:50 AM

be fishers of maggots, give to GSA the gaper spirit you find there

**Micol** · 03-21-2012, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Mofro261

Careful Micol, insinuating that AZ may be catching fish has repercussions.

No worries, it be lost to pageth 49, Book of GSA. Soon pageth 49 will only be read by elite scholars mining for
implied interpretations at tiny universities high in the Himalayas.....I believe....

**sb4l** · 03-21-2012, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by SterlingSpikeDancer

I am just surprised that Greg took 47 PAGES to post here. You're slippin' holmes.

"Greg" has been on this post a few times, I think this may be his 3rd post if I'm not mistaken.

**drdevon** · 03-21-2012, 10:32 AM

yes ... would love a sticker

**Trackhead** · 03-21-2012, 11:19 AM

GSA Junior may have gone underground, but I think I discovered his father today. This fellow has been seen slogging around Grizzly Gulch fully outfitted with snowshoes, dragging his sled around, CLEARLY TRAINING FOR ALASKA!

**ak_powder_monkey** · 03-21-2012, 11:27 AM

that dude needs some gopros

**BassBone** · 03-21-2012, 12:21 PM

this is wild. took a LONG time to get through all this, but completely worth it. From all the holy scripture to a bacon mobius strip to Gaperade and Dos Gopros; pure gold. I have learned the errors of my ways, and am now gearing up, and training for Alaska.

In the name of the GSA, the climbing harness, and the holy gopros, Amen.

**biff chalupa** · 03-21-2012, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Canada1

On a lighter note: I believe that Biff is the GSA. I believe that Biff was born in Dallas, moved to a traders desk in New York and is going to release a bunch of videos in the coming year of people with Believe stickers chasing him down blues and greens from his reverse go pro. Thus making my stoke for this whole experience even greater!Back to training.

That would be awesome. I wonder if you're right?

**TahoeJ** · 03-21-2012, 12:53 PM

If this is all an elaborate troll it's brilliant and hats off to you. On the other hand, get back on the fucking slopes in your GSA gear already. The inspired masses are waiting.

Originally Posted by biff chalupa

That would be awesome. I wonder if you're right?

**biff chalupa** · 03-21-2012, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

If this is all an elaborate troll it's brilliant and hats off to you. On the other hand, get back on the fucking slopes in your GSA gear already. The inspired masses are waiting.

Nah, just fucking around. The GSA is real, but it's not me. Believe.