The Gaper Spirit Animal

[ShadyNasty]

You do know you have been played by our funniest in house alias.

apparently I did not

[ShadyNasty]

^^^
and after reading through the other replies in the last few pages I suppose that should have been obvious,
but thx for the heads up

[TahoeJ]

This thread is lacking in recent GSA sightings. We need some inside intel here, badly. Surely he has a spring skiing trip planned, or perhaps he's gearing up for the big one to AK.

[Lamothe]

sweet jesus when i saw alpine zone commented on the GSA thread i was really hoping he would confess to being GSA.

i mean cmon makes sense doesn't it?

[SterlingSpikeDancer]

I am just surprised that Greg took 47 PAGES to post here. You're slippin' holmes.

[f2f]

OK then, retired it is!

"joined the AlpineZone invisible"

[tBatt]

This thread is lacking in recent GSA sightings. We need some inside intel here, badly. Surely he has a spring skiing trip planned, or perhaps he's gearing up for the big one to AK.

One of my buddies has been training for AK a lot lately. He just picked up a second GoPro, actually. He's leaving on Thursday, PRAYING that he meets up with the holy GSA. I hope he does. If he does, I'm sure there will be lots and lots and lots of pics of his radness.

[Clownshoe]

Actually, AZ chimed in 20 pages ago ( or was it 40). You Jongs gotta pay more attention)

[TwinTipFlip]

So lemme get this right:

(1) You are inviting seventh graders (2) to join your forum, (3) with seasoned moderators that keep the "bar high", (4) and have "fun".

TGR does condone many things, but this shit aint allowed.

We need to settle this with shotguns at 10 feet.

I live in Coloroado.

The stalking, ridicule, and juvenile seventh-grader sniping has clearly crossed the line and I am asking you all to stand back and take a look at how childish this all is...

I also would like to take this opportunity to formally invite all reading this to come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados at http://forums.alpinezone.com/.

seasoned moderators "keep the bar high"

"Come join the fun"! [/I]

[Ski to Be]

I humbly submit some more prose

Training for Alaska.pdf

[Frank]

Ski to be


^^^^^

That shit is gold

[wheels]

The book of wheels

Proverb 1 (I)

And the false proffet sprung from the loins of the devil to cast doubt upon the deciples and true believers. Hold fast in your beliefs for the mighty GSA hath arrived to claim his throne at the right hand of ullr. Cast off AZ Greg who preaches the devils work with forked tounge. Let us pray

Give us this day our daily red bull and deliver us from ice and crud

Forgive us for poaching powder as we forgive those who trespass on our stashes

Lead us not into hard packed east coast ice with AZ Greg but deliver us to powder

In the name of the contour, the go pros and the holy harness. Amen

[philth]

^^^
and after reading through the other replies in the last few pages I suppose that should have been obvious,
but thx for the heads up

HAaaaahaa. Welcome to the machine ShadyNasty

[philth]

Hey, somebody give a summary of the available sticker situation and who to talk to please.

[MJbumper1121]

I lol'd at this one. Very well done.

I can't wait to see a "believe" sticker in person. I may just squeal with delight.

Life was bleak before the discovery of GSA... (sigh)...

Attachment 112383

[badbluto]

I do....she will!

[daviski]

The GSA has gone to ground

we were never worthy, now look what we've done

chased a virtual deity into hiding where he will train and plan quietly with his acolytes

We are a shallow and stupid people who chase greatness from our midst

GSA -- please return, you are both welcome and needed

[Clownshoe]

So lemme get this right:

(1) You are inviting seventh graders (2) to join your forum, (3) with seasoned moderators that keep the "bar high", (4) and have "fun".

TGR does condone many things, but this shit aint allowed.

We need to settle this with shotguns at 10 feet.

I live in Coloroado.

Do you really think that....

I mean, don't you get....

ah forget it

[tomski]

This is an old sighting!. Do not get excited. I have witnessed the miracle in Whistler on the same day as brother Clownshoe and other mags have. Unfortunately I was not fully aware of the prophet other than the Gaper Quote thread. The one loaded a chair on front of me!. If I known, I would have sacrificed a faceshot run for some pikas traverse and rabbit tracks action. Oh forgive me.

[Ski to Be]

Classic GSA footage . Thanks. He always makes sure his bindings and boots are securely fastened.

[daviski]

The GSA has good reason to show special concern over his bindings after the heinous actions of the infidels at Christy.

But where is his minion who performs his lowly binding duties? Perhaps he has been retasked by the GSA to wait at selected spots, shivering with a tripod set-up and gnawing on stale cliff bars, ready as instructed to capture his greatness from yet another perspective

. Unfortunately I was not fully aware of the prophet other than the Gaper Quote thread. The one loaded a chair on front of me!. If I known, I would have sacrificed a faceshot run for some pikas traverse and rabbit tracks action. Oh forgive me.

Tomski -- you have been blessed, do not chastise yourself, you were in his presence and knowingly or not you looked into the all seeing eye of his rear facing go-pro. I envy you sir.

[JayPowHound]

Officially setting the AZ Greg Win over/under for this thread at 11...

[Micol]

fuck your spam, hard to burn old or broken gapros in effigy with your wet blanket on our bonfire greg, if you don't like it go start you own website... oh wait

You never give up do you?

Dude, wtf is your problem? Do the TGR founders spam your site repeatedly and offensively? No? I didn't think so, so stfu because you clearly don't know shit about maturity


and I just checked, your whole site is devoted to the North East, which gets like one thread here. So for those of us who have never been there, what the hell does your site offer other than net-tampons for unstoppable anal bleeding from massive amounts of butthurt?

DOuchebag. This guy is a moderator at another forum and he is trolling here like a Jehova's witness.

Now added to my ignore list, don't forget to do the same!

Greg, How come the friendly moderators at alpine zone have not deleted this thread yet, hyping the absolute awesomeness of the GSA.
http://forums.alpinezone.com/showthread.php?p=697410

Is it because the GSA is slamming hot NJ Italian chicks non stop when hes back on his home turf?

Time to get over yourself AZ, or maybe retire and turn it over to someone else with a better understanding of the word subtle since you've reached self immolation.

apparently I did not

So lemme get this right:

(1) You are inviting seventh graders (2) to join your forum, (3) with seasoned moderators that keep the "bar high", (4) and have "fun".

TGR does condone many things, but this shit aint allowed.

We need to settle this with shotguns at 10 feet.

I live in Coloroado.

There's some whales in there AZ! AZ for the big azz haul !! Ha!
Crampy , I cant believe you

[f2f]

Campy , I cant believe you, f2f not surprised

i'm sorry, what? i love you too, but i think you've got it wrong. i was just replying to greggy's retirement post with an appropriate Parrot Sketch quote. i'd say the "whoosh" is on you, my friend. greggy and i go a long way. you may say we share passwords even

[Micol]

i'm sorry, what? i love you too, but i think you've got it wrong. i was just replying to greggy's retirement post with an appropriate Parrot Sketch quote. i'd say the "whoosh" is on you, my friend. greggy and i go a long way. you may say we share passwords even

ok my bad...quotes and such. im removing you from the net...my attention to detail in this thread sometimes slips
can't wait for my believe stickers tho!