Luffski's Ski Stompin' Thread

[TomCrac]

This shit is getting out of control... Lifting gloves for push-ups....wtf?

[klauss]

While I would take the shorter line, I also have a duty to regulate that line. 183 bents get stomped on when seen. I have the support of a TAPOUT t under my hardshell when I go aggro so no worries there.

After watching the video it definitively looks like a doubles line on the side there and all the crowds in the long line are coming from the lodge. I can see why that dude got sensitive though. Poor form by aggro dude.

Reading that Colter facebook thread was very popcorn worthy. Almost makes me ashamed of my TAPOUT t...almost.

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

THIS SCUMBAGS NAME IS JONATHAN WADE.

HE IS THE HOUSEKEEPING MANAGER AT THE PERUVIAN LODGE.

A TRANSPLANT FROM WATERFORD, NEW YORK BUT NOW CLAIMS TO BE A LOCAL.

FROM FB, JONATHON WADE- "Don't ski alta if we are a bunch of douche bags. Douche your twat & keep your stink outta alta. If 6 people (who were all in pairs by the way) try to poach a line that is 60 pairs deep somebody HAS to call them on being stoooopid. Nice try on your attempt to dis the soul of alta. Stay home on a pow day. Keep your phony goldbricking ass out of my beach community"

THIS SCUMBAG WOMANIZING LOSER APPARENTLY HAS BEEN SHUNNED BY WOMEN HIS WHOLE LIFE.

LOSER.

[dvlr]

It's not 15 seconds and if any of you ski you know that. It's several people in front of you who if they chose to ski the line you are thinking of are going to shred the fresh instead of you. THAT'S what it is. If you want to reduce it to a conflict of power, soon you will have your face re-arranged. There's always someone bigger than your fat ass in line.


QFT

Whats 'elite' about expecting people to use some common sense and not cut in front of 75 powder starved skiers? Using the word 'sheeple' smacks of elitism.

This whole thing is just a complete shitshow. Embarrassing for everyone. I can't fathom why anyone would put this on the intertubes,

15 seconds, not going anywhere, sure dude.

I guess...dude was just way too over aggravated about waiting a little bit...his powder wasnt going anywhere...i just think he took it too far and don't know that he'd have taken the same tone with someone bigger..

I will repeat i am not condoning what luffy did..im one of the "sheeple" that will go tot he end of the line when that lift has one..i only cut and use that "access point" when the lines are non existent. BUT....BUT...it is clearly NOT marked and he CLEARLY didnt break any "written" rules..."bro/brah code" probably...enough to get his skis stomped on??? Not likely...aggro dude needs to tone it down a bit and relax...its only skiing, and it was only 15 more seconds.

[that dude who did that thing]

This thread is typical of every resort town I've ever been to. Would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Thanks to all, though, you provided entertainment value far in excess of what I paid for it.

[krick]

Holy shit - I thought aggro dude was just a run of the mill juiced up a-hole, but having just read that fb thread he's something special. I would kill to see what happened if the GSA cut line on him.

[JongFresh]

Apparently the name and the picture of this guy in his gear match up as confirmed by the all knowing Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001145805032

Will wonders never cease.

Also here's the direct link of the all-time flaming that this guy is burying himself with. What a ghey-per

https://www.facebook.com/colter.hinc...66062570179371

[fishbenk]

Holy fuck, what a fb thread!!! I don't know why anyone would air out so much shit on a public fb thread but I am sure it will come back to haunt him. Sounds like Alta is going to be the first resort with a shooting in the lift line. I guess its time for Alta skiers to start packing!!!

[LightRanger]

1. First full TGR shitshow thread I've read in a long time. Bravo, Luffski. This shit brings teh lulz. (I'll admit that it was jongslaughter's callout thread that brought me in.)

2. What G said about 100 posts back: "No sign. What's the problem?" The line at the bottom of Sherwood at Alpine often backs up on one side, but not the other. People ski to that side of the line, their loss. If there's some unspoken rule that everybody is supposed to magically know, then just say "Hey man, I know there's no sign, but the standard is that the entrance you're in is for when there's no line, so people don't have to go around." Sure, it takes more class, tact, and intelligence to do more than yell and rant, but it generally leads to not getting clocked in the back of the skull when you stomp of the skis of somebody with a shorter temper than Luffski. I guess you have to live outside the magical canyon of assbaggery to understand this.

3. "Alta is for assholes."

4. In that FB argument, Jonathon Wade quotes Lebowski endlessly and seems to claim some sort of Dudeism livestyle, but he missed the point. The Dude wasn't a ridiculous aggro asshole. The guy who said "keep your goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community" was the asshole Malibu police chief--i.e. Wade. Fucking misogynistic dipshit.

5. Alta lift-ops are morons. At least the guys who set up the line that morning are. I mean, seriously?

6. What is it with LCC and East Coast transplants? Everybody involved in this shit...

[Chugachjed]

Fuck, somebody needs to throw that guy a boot party.

[givethepigeye]

Wow, this thread gets better everyday.

[Skidog]

It's not 15 seconds and if any of you ski you know that. It's several people in front of you who if they chose to ski the line you are thinking of are going to shred the fresh instead of you. THAT'S what it is. If you want to reduce it to a conflict of power, soon you will have your face re-arranged. There's always someone bigger than your fat ass in line.


QFT


15 seconds, not going anywhere, sure dude.

Dumbass did you watch the video?...aggro dude was like 1 group back when he stepped out and stomped on luffers skis...max he wouldve waited another 15-20 seconds for his chance on to get on lift. I know all the lines wouldve been gone be then...ppppffftt..NOT...Again notice not one other person in line is really bent about luffers poor form.

Luffers shouldve decked dude..but i understand that he fears losing his job...

I still dont think aggro wouldve done it if the dude cutting in line was bigger..luffers isnt a big dude and i think that had something to do with it. Whatever though..this is stupid.

[Tunco]

Again notice not one other person in line is really bent about luffers poor form.

Editing is great, aint it. No one else got agro but seems to me lots of other people were upset as well but edited out at the end there. Lets see the whole video.

[MTT]

Oh wow! Just looked at the facebook stuff.
Does this Wade guy understand that Alta managment is not going to be thrilled to see a video of an employee asult someone in a lift line Then same manager brags about it. then manager (Alta Employee) Uses vulger langage directed at ? Female customer of alta. Manager Employee Wade. then tells the world in general to not come to Alta if you don't like the way I roll
Kinda said really. This is not going to end well for Wade (Aggro Alta dude)gh

Wade if you are reading this, Think this through. You are out of control. Your not in High School Alta Managment is reading this thread.

Too bad you cannot undo facebook.

[smartyiak]

Wade if you are reading this, Think this through.

The saddest part is: there's plenty of people like him in the world and I can almost guarantee, he probably has...and still thinks it's cool...even the misogynistic homophobic rant on FB.

Hopefully his "followers" look back at his comments (and their support of them) and realize how effed they are.

[userA]

nobody has told me what "powder starved" is, wtf is powder starved?
bobbY

[whyturn]

Not justifying either guy cause I was not there -
But what is it with Internet rants and people losing jobs. I had a vid of a ski patroller cussing f bombs at me for being out of bounds and pulled my ticket. Did not like f bombs but I was poaching and got caught. This was a few years back and was over then. We were both wrong.
But I wonder if these situations would be different without video. I think the public opinion forces firing vs maybe some other discipline. I get it with Rodney king but dude, it's a lift line. Both people seem wrong to me, but again, I was not there.
Can't we all just ski and ride together, except at Alta cause they don't allow riding

[MTT]

The saddest part is: there's plenty of people like him in the world and I can almost guarantee, he probably has...and still thinks it's cool...even the misogynistic homophobic rant on FB.

Hopefully his "followers" look back at his comments (and their support of them) and realize how effed they are.

The internet used to be seperate from your real life, but this is no longer the case.

The Face book stuff should already sitting in Alta Human Resourses. Legal advice being requested. people way up the food chain, Sayin FUCK!! I am going to have to deal with this

[powder11]

Who would've thought that transplants from the tri-state area (ie:New York) would act like a couple of assholes in the liftline at Alta?

[luffski]

Not to fuel this fire, but raw footage wont be put up. Im not putting that lift employees face up who told me to go back to the end of the line because I fear her getting ridiculed. There were 2-3 people that said stuff to me as I went to the back of the line. 1 of them is the dude clearly visible in the last section of video in a bright blue jacket. The other was a co-worker about 10 people back who just asked if I was ok. There was someone else yelling but I can't tell who it is from the video. I also am discussing things with PearljamEd as we schuss away from the scene that weren't yelled for all people in line to hear, so I would like to have some decorum and pass on posting more negative material. Tunco, why don't you appoint a loca SLC mag like SFB to view the raw footage in person if its a big deal. I see him and skinnypenem on a regular basis in my travels. Not much heckling from the public other the one or two people, otherwise there would be more aggro-douche footage.

[smartyiak]

The Face book stuff should already sitting in Alta Human Resourses. Legal advice being requested. people way up the food chain, Sayin FUCK!! I am going to have to deal with this

I thought the aggro-dude lift-line episode was ridiculous, but didn't really think it mattered all that much...just some guy over the top; situation over.

But when I saw the FB stuff, my first thought was: I wonder what the PR folks are thinking...Probably: "We're going to have to deal with this." ...and "Fuck...I really don't want to deal with this." Actually not true; my first thought was: "WTF?!?!?!" ...followed by the PR stuff.

[Harry Caray]

I have the support of a TAPOUT t under my hardshell when I go aggro so no worries there.

Quoted for the funnies.

The Face book stuff should already sitting in Alta Human Resourses. Legal advice being requested. people way up the food chain, Sayin FUCK!! I am going to have to deal with this

Seriously. I got chills of embarrassment reading his posts. I'd say kick his balls in but I don't think he's grown up enough for that to be applicable.

[leroy jenkins]

nobody has told me what "powder starved" is, wtf is powder starved?
bobbY

A first world problem.

[Tunco]

Apparently the name and the picture of this guy in his gear match up as confirmed by the all knowing Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001145805032

Will wonders never cease.

Also here's the direct link of the all-time flaming that this guy is burying himself with. What a ghey-per

https://www.facebook.com/colter.hinc...66062570179371

Wow, that guy is a cock.

[leroy jenkins]

Hes a father. That is really sad. Poor kid.