Check Out Our Shop
Page 34 of 107 FirstFirst ... 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 ... LastLast
Results 826 to 850 of 2664

Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 12-11-2011, 10:07 PM #826
    TransplantedFromRMNP's Avatar
    TransplantedFromRMNP
    TransplantedFromRMNP is online now country road take me home
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Denver
    Posts
    1,362
    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    he's just looking for child support in the form of bros
    zing! lol
    stay outta my line
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 12-12-2011, 05:52 PM #827
    Sinecure's Avatar
    Sinecure
    Sinecure is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Alpine Meadows, CA
    Posts
    4,461
    Maybe this will help. She can save your life, throws bombs (real ones) and skis better than most of you. A beautiful pro patroller on a pole.

    Last edited by Sinecure; 12-13-2011 at 12:04 PM.
    **
    I'm a cougar, not a MILF! I have to protect my rep! - bklyn

    In any case, if you're ever really in this situation make sure you at least bargain in a couple of fluffers.
    -snowsprite
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 12-12-2011, 06:13 PM #828
    My Pet Powder Goat's Avatar
    My Pet Powder Goat
    My Pet Powder Goat is offline <--- FEED ME!!
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    the Can-Utardia / LMCC VT
    Posts
    11,491
    well, I'm in love.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 12-12-2011, 07:56 PM #829
    chadeau's Avatar
    chadeau
    chadeau is offline 40oz of Social Skills
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    153
    I mysteriously came across these during one of my journeys through the Internets. May Ullr be pleased with this humble offering of sexy shenanigans, on the mountain nonetheless. May Ullr bless the sea to sky corridor!

    Click image for larger version.  Name: playboy-girls-snowboarding-02.jpg  Views: 722  Size: 123.0 KB  ID: 106257

    Click image for larger version.  Name: playboy-girls-snowboarding-03.jpg  Views: 905  Size: 84.2 KB  ID: 106254

    Click image for larger version.  Name: playboy-girls-snowboarding-04.jpg  Views: 786  Size: 97.9 KB  ID: 106255

    Click image for larger version.  Name: playboy-girls-snowboarding-06.jpg  Views: 640  Size: 90.3 KB  ID: 106258

    Click image for larger version.  Name: playboy-girls-snowboarding-09.jpg  Views: 832  Size: 121.1 KB  ID: 106259

    Click image for larger version.  Name: playboy-girls-snowboarding-10.jpg  Views: 887  Size: 81.9 KB  ID: 106260
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 12-12-2011, 08:20 PM #830
    My Pet Powder Goat's Avatar
    My Pet Powder Goat
    My Pet Powder Goat is offline <--- FEED ME!!
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    the Can-Utardia / LMCC VT
    Posts
    11,491
    Ullr is most certainly NOT pleased. (I have a boner tho) Homegrown offers only please.


    now remove and post pic of your sister/GF/mom as retribution for such an obvious transgression
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 12-12-2011, 08:31 PM #831
    JayPowHound's Avatar
    JayPowHound
    JayPowHound is offline Custom User
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Where the climate suits my clothes.
    Posts
    5,603
    Quote Originally Posted by chadeau View Post
    I mysteriously came across these during one of my journeys through the Internets.
    This guy doesn't get it. FAIL.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 12-12-2011, 08:38 PM #832
    Tippster's Avatar
    Tippster
    Tippster is offline Media Whore
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Stuck in perpetual Meh
    Posts
    35,244
    For a sacrifice to be a true sacrifice you must bleed a bit at the very least. Posting pix you find on the net isn't investing anything in the process.

    The point was to post girls you actually know IRL.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 12-12-2011, 10:02 PM #833
    HotCarl's Avatar
    HotCarl
    HotCarl is offline I like big dumps
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Pugetopolis,WA
    Posts
    1,371
    Its true. Get it right,ya twats. Ullr wants self-shooters(gf's) and shots of filthy,amateur sluts. Do so correctly,and you will be rewarded. Like me,at the bottom of Wolf Creek pass,waiting for a deep,deep next two days

    Put in work,son...
    So local it hurts...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 12-13-2011, 08:49 AM #834
    Caucasian Asian's Avatar
    Caucasian Asian
    Caucasian Asian is offline not quite white
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    THOR-Foothills
    Posts
    6,053
    Click image for larger version.  Name: 1 (9).jpg  Views: 688  Size: 18.0 KB  ID: 106279

    This is how it's done.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 12-13-2011, 12:49 PM #835
    The AD's Avatar
    The AD
    The AD is online now Bugs
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    28,545
    Quote Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian View Post
    This is how it's done.
    Damn straight.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 12-22-2011, 09:06 AM #836
    Zesty Not Spicy's Avatar
    Zesty Not Spicy
    Zesty Not Spicy is offline That's clever
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Sea-Town
    Posts
    303
    ^^^ Not sure 3" qualifies. That's more like Ullr taking a little piss on the PNW. We'll need more sacrafices.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 12-22-2011, 07:04 PM #837
    PowTron's Avatar
    PowTron
    PowTron is offline Death and Destruction
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    ColoRADo
    Posts
    5,957
    ULLR, please change this pattern for all of the West. You must heed this, and I offer you a classic pin-up style shot of my wife.

    Click image for larger version.  Name: IMG_3039_2.jpg  Views: 866  Size: 635.8 KB  ID: 106620
    You should have been here yesterday!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 12-22-2011, 07:28 PM #838
    AlpiNord's Avatar
    AlpiNord
    AlpiNord is offline Still practicing being 24
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    On another tangent.
    Posts
    4,028
    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    ULLR, please change this pattern for all of the West......
    Not all of the west, but bumping a little of the blower today a touch north will be somewhat acceptable.
    Best regards, Terry
    (Direct Contact is best vs PMs)

    SlideWright.com
    Ski, Snowboard & Tools, Wax and Wares
    Repair, Waxing, Tuning, Mounting Tips & more
    Add TGR handle to notes & paste 5% TGR Discount code during checkout: 1121TGR
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 12-29-2011, 10:37 AM #839
    PowTron's Avatar
    PowTron
    PowTron is offline Death and Destruction
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    ColoRADo
    Posts
    5,957
    Well, all the folks in WA, ID, MT, and WY can thank me for the sacrifice I gave up on 12-22-11. I SHOULD have been more specific when I said "all of the west" as CO has not gotten CRAP.

    You should have been here yesterday!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 12-29-2011, 02:28 PM #840
    mrwaffles989's Avatar
    mrwaffles989
    mrwaffles989 is offline Incarcerated
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Scranton, PA
    Posts
    135
    Dearest Ullr,

    Please accept my gift, and in return, grant some snow to Colorado.

    Thanks,
    MrWaffles



    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: Central Coast-20111210-00729.jpeg  Views: 249  Size: 212.1 KB  ID: 106709   Click image for larger version.  Name: Laramie-20111127-00706.jpeg  Views: 262  Size: 227.3 KB  ID: 106710  
    Last edited by mrwaffles989; 12-29-2011 at 02:32 PM. Reason: fukkin attachments
    The furthur we go, the stranger it gets...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 12-29-2011, 02:31 PM #841
    irul&ublo's Avatar
    irul&ublo
    irul&ublo is offline "The Harmonizer"
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Suckramento
    Posts
    21,977
    I am glad that Tanner hall has not posted in this thread
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 12-29-2011, 02:54 PM #842
    TNKen's Avatar
    TNKen
    TNKen is offline Cold? The Heater.
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Way East Tennessee
    Posts
    4,634
    It appears that Ullr has discovered Post #834 and was not amused.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 12-29-2011, 03:05 PM #843
    ass-to-mouth
    ass-to-mouth is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    1,479
    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I am glad that Tanner hall has not posted in this thread
    O no u didnt!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 12-30-2011, 08:33 AM #844
    mntlion's Avatar
    mntlion
    mntlion is online now gear pimp extraordinaire
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Banff
    Posts
    22,524
    Quote Originally Posted by MFJ&S View Post




    posty, no worky...

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 12-30-2011, 09:40 AM #845
    MFJ&S
    MFJ&S is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    da nortwoods
    Posts
    91
    Quote Originally Posted by mntlion View Post
    posty, no worky...

    WTF??? They were up yesterday. Tried to repost and no luck!!!!!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 01-06-2012, 12:27 AM #846
    TightLine
    TightLine is offline Registered Abuser
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    12
    Alright.....wtf am I doing wrong? How hard does it have to be to post naked pictures of my girl? We need some damn snow in the northeast!! When I hit "your media" it says I have to be logged in but I'm already logged in!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 01-06-2012, 12:58 AM #847
    That was Pontus's Avatar
    That was Pontus
    That was Pontus is offline Kjøttdeig Kjøre Snowboard
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Rawesome, BC
    Posts
    1,390
    Hit the photo button, looks like a little tree in a frame. Hurry the fuck up and post some tits'n'ass, we need snow goddamnit!
    Life is simple. Go Explore.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 01-06-2012, 01:12 AM #848
    TightLine
    TightLine is offline Registered Abuser
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    12
    You're going to have to walk me through this. The tree in the frame button prompts me for a URL. I'm looking to post pics directly from my hard drive.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 01-06-2012, 01:19 AM #849
    That was Pontus's Avatar
    That was Pontus
    That was Pontus is offline Kjøttdeig Kjøre Snowboard
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Rawesome, BC
    Posts
    1,390
    then find an image hosting site and upload 'em there then post the url in between the img tags
    Life is simple. Go Explore.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 01-06-2012, 01:33 AM #850
    TightLine
    TightLine is offline Registered Abuser
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    12
    Yeah, I'd rather not have to do that. I thought there was a way to download directly from your computer to TGR.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Earth Day Now More Than Ever | MotoGP »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules