Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

**gatorboy** · 11-28-2011, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by f2f

i'm either gay, or desensitized to softcore pr0n -- the only thing i could think of was "nice shoes".

#1

You'd be desensitized if you'd said "nice shotgun"

**waxman** · 11-28-2011, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by f2f

i'm either gay, or desensitized to softcore pr0n -- the only thing i could think of was "nice shoes".

my first thought was "is that a Beretta?"

**iceman** · 11-28-2011, 10:05 PM

Bill Dance just cracked me the fuck up.

Kind of a "Winnebago Man" as narrated by Bobby Bowden vibe.

**Caucasian Asian** · 11-28-2011, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by waxman

my first thought was "is that a Beretta?"

Not sure if that's a Beretta, but it looks like shes got a Schofield as well.

**The AD** · 11-28-2011, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by f2f

i'm either gay, or desensitized to softcore pr0n -- the only thing i could think of was "nice shoes".

Since you thought "nice shoes" I'm going to go with gay.

**f2f** · 11-28-2011, 10:17 PM

hmm. i wasn't expecting that: too many closeted gun-lovers on this forum. sorry, jocks. i didn't grow up in a weapons-obsessed culture.

go stroke your barrels now.

**f2f** · 11-28-2011, 10:26 PM

**TahoeJ** · 11-28-2011, 10:36 PM

Funny. When I got that issue of Time in the mail this week I saw that cover and laughed - what a bunch of bullshit. There's a reason people have anxiety attacks but not vacation attacks.

**iceman** · 11-28-2011, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

There's a reason people have anxiety attacks but not vacation attacks.

Okay, what's the reason?

**wicked_sick** · 11-28-2011, 11:23 PM

**splat** · 11-28-2011, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Okay, what's the reason?

They don't go to Somalia for spring break?

**Lurch** · 11-29-2011, 11:03 AM

This is what the gate to heaven looks like but without the tops.

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**Mark-R** · 11-29-2011, 03:48 PM

"get ready to punch snow in the throat"

http://moncton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ332915918

**skiATL** · 11-29-2011, 04:22 PM

heres some stuff thats from another board, so Ill just post a bunch of it here. Sorry if there's reposts.

**Meadow Skipper** · 11-29-2011, 09:52 PM

**Tunco** · 11-29-2011, 10:33 PM

**That was Pontus** · 11-30-2011, 12:18 AM

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http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDX...R2XKMDXZHQ26YX

**Tunco** · 11-30-2011, 05:58 AM

**Tippster** · 11-30-2011, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by That was Pontus

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDX...R2XKMDXZHQ26YX

For those who don't want to click:

25,866 of 26,105 people found the following review helpful:
Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern"
This review is from: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee (Apparel)
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

**splat** · 11-30-2011, 11:11 AM

When does your shirt arrive, Tipp? We'll need photos.

**Tippster** · 11-30-2011, 12:00 PM

Dude. I'm the seller.

**frorider** · 11-30-2011, 12:17 PM

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Steve C. Wilson, File AP Photo
FILE - In this March 25, 2010, file photo, Syracuse coach Jim Boeheim, left, and associate head basketball coach Bernie Fine sit on the bench at the end an NCAA West Regional semifinal college basketball game against Butler in Salt Lake City. Fine was fired Sunday, Nov. 27, 2011, in the wake of an investigation of child molestation allegations against him. In statement released Sunday night, Kevin Quinn, the school's senior vice president for public affairs, says Fine has been "terminated, effective immediately."