No kick turns
No mercy
Those guys are a riot, I like this one too:
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
i liked the "this is fucking hard" pun, myself personally![]()
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"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
"I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso
Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
Remember to eat your shrooms.
http://www.hybridmoment.com/
Life is simple. Go Explore.
Some fine acting in this one:
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"...You must be a big skier then." I said "no, I'm a petite size 2." Awkward silence.... - Parvo
Heard Hugh lost a testy in the tram line at Kitzbühel via altercation with the local monoboard team circa '93. Has been bitter about game theory since.- Klauss
www.dpsskis.com
www.point6.com
formerly an ambassador for a few others, but the ski industry is... interesting.
Fukt: a very small amount of snow.
Flying the Bluehouse colors in Western Canada! Let me know if you want some rad skis!!
"He is god of snow; the one called Ullr. Son of Sif, step son of Thor. He is so fierce a bowman and ski-runner that none may contend! He is quite beautiful to look upon and has all the characteristics of a warrior. It is wise to invoke the name of Ullr in duels!"
-The Gylfaginning
A young woman, just arrived in New York City, was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before
she could leap from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor and we are off
to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you,
bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to
go to Italy, the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but
comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would
bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until
dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me
food and I get a free trip to Italy ."
"I see," the captain says.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
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