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Thread: I just swallowed my gum - WWMD?
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04-15-2011, 09:03 AM #26
Just fuckin' with ya
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I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.
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04-15-2011, 10:18 AM #27
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Originally Posted by Gumwad
Are you sure it's your gum? Did it have your name on it?Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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04-15-2011, 10:55 AM #28
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The inanity of this thread has OldLarry written all over it.
"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
-Aldo Leopold
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04-15-2011, 10:58 AM #29
Good-lookin' wool
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True, but he's never been that shy. Originally Posted by flyandski365
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04-15-2011, 11:09 AM #30
Post whore.
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Listen Pin head "furious masturbation" is not the answer for everything! More of a back up plan. Originally Posted by MagicMtnPinhead
"Hold my beer...Watch this!"
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04-15-2011, 12:46 PM #31
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UPDATE
Thanks to all of you! Yesterday was pretty rough but doing much better today. I'm thinking about having another stick of gum today. Is it too soon? Maybe I'll have a stick of spearmint and work my way back to cinnamon.
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04-15-2011, 01:25 PM #32
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2 possibilities:
1) Shit
2) Go Blind
Unfortunately, it is likely you will have trouble choosing.Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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04-15-2011, 01:35 PM #33
He heard it in a lovesong
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You do what you want. I'm checkin the spare.
"Can't you see..."
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04-15-2011, 10:10 PM #34
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You just swallowed your cum? Fack dude. That's fucked. No going back from there.
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04-16-2011, 07:07 AM #35
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Hand-check your shit thoroughly for the next ten days. Then every other day after that for a month.
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04-16-2011, 11:32 AM #36
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Wash it down with something that rhymes with gum..... that gag reflex is a natural thing too.
I remember being told it takes much longer to digest gum than regular food when I was little...
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04-18-2011, 10:23 AM #37
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Whoa! It looks like your workplace is considerably more "casual" than mine. Originally Posted by jm2e
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04-18-2011, 10:27 AM #38
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Two things I'm still not getting:
1. The need for this thread.
2. The need for an alias."...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
-Aldo Leopold
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04-18-2011, 10:44 AM #39
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Originally Posted by flyandski365
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Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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04-18-2011, 12:56 PM #40
yawn.
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the alpinezone force is strong with this one.
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04-18-2011, 01:13 PM #41
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Are you a StuckAtHunter alias? Originally Posted by flyandski365
Thats the only explanation I have.... Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR
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04-18-2011, 01:29 PM #42
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I guess with the profusion of unnecessary aliases and retarded WWMD threads, this didn't seems like that much of a stretch. Fuck, whatever been writing a paper and my brain is fried.
"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
-Aldo Leopold
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04-18-2011, 06:37 PM #43
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Fuck, man - that's a hard road to travel. But look at it this way: at least you didn't witness your girlfriend getting killed and partially eaten by a polar bear. Originally Posted by Gumwad
Vibes, bro - ++++++++++++++++++++++++vibes+++++++++++++++++++++ +++
be strong.
...and never take your girlfriend to Svalbard without a high-powered rifle.
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