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Thread: I just swallowed my gum - WWMD?

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    I just swallowed my gum - WWMD?

    Posting under an alias (obviously). I leaned back to stretch at my desk and the gum ended up caught in my throat. I couldn't cough it back up so I took a drink of water and swallowed it.

    WWMD?

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    choke to death on it. for the good of us all.

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    Since you're under an alias, you should tell us something more revealing than swallowing gum

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    furious masturbation obviously

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    Blow fart bubbles pussy !
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    If you aren't adult enough to have a doctor check for stuck gum, you shouldn't be chewing "big people gum"
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidewall View Post
    Since you're under an alias, you should tell us something more revealing than swallowing gum
    It was Trident Cinnamon flavor.

    Boy, that is cathartic, thanks for the advice!

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    Sounds like you really need an Ear Nose Throat forum rather than just us dentists?
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    Make a visit to your vet and asked to get butt raped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
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    pee in her butt... Wait what was the question?
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    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    According to my wife, you will die of some sort of ass cancer very soon.

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    I eat almost every piece of gum I chew. I will be chewing it and over time, break off little pieces subconsciously and swallow it. 20 minutes later I'm always like "WTF happened to the gum I was chewing". I don't chew gum much anymore due to this habit.
    I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.

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    deep throat a shop vac

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    Send a facebook message to the husband of the woman you were fucking last year that you don't want your new girlfriend to find out about and ask him for a Heimlich?
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    Thanks for the sig.

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    Are you a horse?

    If so you made need an Equine Tracheostomy


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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    deep throat a shop vac
    This. Or chug a bottle of ex-lax

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    what's your real username?

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    Don't fly for 72 hours, TSA will pick it up on their scan and think it's plastic explosive....better yet, fly and post the TR, it is sure to be entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crock View Post
    "Spot on, Bevin."

    Nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumwad View Post
    It was Trident Cinnamon flavor.

    Boy, that is cathartic, thanks for the advice!
    No problem champ

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    Being that your posting as a alias I highly suspect it's not gum you swallowed.
    You know, you can swear on this site. Fuck, shit bitch. See?

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    Iceman swallows gum in jeans

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