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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

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    Nah, E's tits are far bigger
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    Happy Valentines day Ullr

    Lets get this going.

    A minor offering to ensure all this Hawaiian rain turns into frozen goodness for all of us to share. (She's not a minor)
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    I thought it might be time to bump this thread for a little St. Paddy's day powder. The parade was good...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockBoy View Post
    The wife's not gonna be happy when she sees a few dollars missing from the savings and a note on the door that reads, "Gone to AK for the week. Remember to walk the dog."
    Quote Originally Posted by kannonbal View Post
    Damn it. You never get a powder day you didn't ski back. The one time you blow off a day, or a season, it will be the one time it is the miracle of all history. The indescribable flow, the irreplaceable nowness, the transcendental dance; blink and you miss it.
    Some people blink their whole lives.

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    ^^^Ewwwh! That bitch ain't "A plea to Ullr", her nasty face is a massive middle finger to Ullr.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    ^^^Ewwwh! That bitch ain't "A plea to Ullr", her nasty face is a massive middle finger to Ullr.
    haha... fag

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    I agree with Viva.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SterlingSpikeDancer View Post
    I thought it might be time to bump this thread for a little St. Paddy's day powder. The parade was good...
    The milk's gone bad!!!

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    ULLR aint looking at her face...just sayin
    ROLL TIDE ROLL

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    Amen to that, I know that Ullr knows beauty is only a light switch away!
    Quote Originally Posted by RockBoy View Post
    The wife's not gonna be happy when she sees a few dollars missing from the savings and a note on the door that reads, "Gone to AK for the week. Remember to walk the dog."
    Quote Originally Posted by kannonbal View Post
    Damn it. You never get a powder day you didn't ski back. The one time you blow off a day, or a season, it will be the one time it is the miracle of all history. The indescribable flow, the irreplaceable nowness, the transcendental dance; blink and you miss it.
    Some people blink their whole lives.

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    The face ain't the only problem here.

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    Like Ullr doesn't get drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    ULLR aint looking at her face...just sayin
    Quote Originally Posted by SterlingSpikeDancer View Post
    Amen to that, I know that Ullr knows beauty is only a light switch away!
    Quote Originally Posted by tief schnee View Post
    Like Ullr doesn't get drunk.
    You guys are killin' me. Maybe he'll like the chica on the left....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    The face ain't the only problem here.
    Oh yeah... I forgot... Tits aren't your 'thing.'

    She's certainly not a ten, but she ain't that bad and I'm betting she's got some sort of charm that gets some guys going. I've certainly done a whole lot worse in my past. A whole lot...
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    She looks enthusiastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubersheist View Post
    I'm betting she's got some sort of charm that gets some guys going.
    She shows up at last call and lifts her shirt?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Whoa, I was a little drunk last night. At least I didn't wake up next to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    You guys are killin' me. Maybe he'll like the chica on the left....
    Were you guys looking at the one in the middle? Holy shit you need calibration. That girl on the left is lovely. Not so much the other.
    Quote Originally Posted by skuba View Post
    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    She shows up at last call and lifts her shirt?
    Hey, a good 'can-do' attitude and a smile is plenty for me!
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    How about a last hurrah for the Easter weekend?

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    ^^^
    Hurrah!!

    Too much blabbing on this page, not enough hotties. Ullr, you have treated Colorado very well this year. In fact, I just rode 14-16" of winter like pow on Loveland pass today, May 11, 2011. I offer up my girl to you as a thank you for a great year.

    Pics are loaded to a private photobucket gallery of mine. You'll need the password to see 'em I think. The password is: tgrullr

    you're welcome.




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    Last edited by pbourdon; 05-11-2011 at 10:30 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
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    Solid bump.

    Someting tells me tomorrow Ullr will deliver in CO too.
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    "Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater

    "once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master

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    Just had two weeks great skiing in the Gothics and Adamants, then I came home to this... Takk for en fantastisk vinter Ullr





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    MORHE PLESE!!1!

    Keep the stoke going. Im planning on skiing NZ in August.
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    MORHE PLESE!!1!

    Keep the stoke going. Im planning on skiing NZ in August.

    It doesn't work like that brother. You want snow for yourself in Enn-Zed, you've gotta submit an offering yourself. And yes, this shit works. Rode another 8-10" of good stuff on the pass today.
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
    the-one-track-mind

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    With temps dropping to the ground faster than the girl pictured below, it's time to get this thread back in motion...





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