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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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    I was listening to NPR once and this lesbian was talking. I was all "Damn that lesbo has a hot voice" She then announced she was a trans-lesbian.

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    This thread needs more NSFW



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    Quote Originally Posted by Crock View Post
    That was awesome. This was in the related vids:



    "I'm gonna go cry now"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bong_hits_4_Jesus View Post
    Nice skate boots.

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    "Life's not a bitch. Life's a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy." - Aesop

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    Quote Originally Posted by bong_hits_4_Jesus View Post
    This thread needs more NSFW

    No more need for the ladies to carry that pesky funnel when this dual purpose piss assister is available.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bong_hits_4_Jesus View Post
    This thread needs more NSFW



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    Proper pole plant technique FTW.
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    We can tell you think you're awesome- it's pretty obvious. I love it when you try to convince us all too, It's like a tripped out Willy Wonka boat trip across the galaxy of fail you call an existence and it is indeed awesome to watch. I mean, your fail is so dense it has become a "black hole of fail" that has a gravitational pull strong enough to attract the fail of others, hence the "dating sucks" thread scenario.

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    Staying on track with the snow theme.

    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Last edited by wicked_sick; 02-15-2011 at 09:56 PM.
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    Fixed it.

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    Thanks. i accidentally posted when i wasnt finished.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    Why continue running the engine when you know you're not making a runway? esp. in a vintage plane it seems stupid to just completely nuke the engine. Considering the situation he made a hell of a landing, but I think all around it would have been better had he saved the engine and what little remaining power he had left for an immediate landing once he knew he wasn't making it to a runway.

    Hell of a video though, thanks for posting.
    I thought their offices would be strewn with bunny-fucking and condom dispensers, a veritable enchanted forest of cock shafts and twat mist. - JoeStrummer

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    Apetor is my new role model

    Apetor the mad Norwegian finds new ways to entertain himself in winter (turn volume to loud for full effect):


    Same guy goes ice skating:


    If you go to YouTube there are many more by him, equally insane.
    "... Enjoy yourselves, keep your brain in your head and your head firmly attached to your body, the body active and alive, and I promise you this much: I promise you this one sweet victory over our enemies, over those deskbound people with their hearts in a safe deposit box and their eyes hypnotized by desk calculators. I promise you this: you will outlive the bastards." – Edward Abbey

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    ^ that's better than Cee Lo Green upstaging Lady Gaga at the Grammys!

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    I know it's only Wednesday but what the hell

    http://www.beeg.com/big-tits-round-a...en-your-boobs/

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    Courtesy of regretsy.com:

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    10,000 different odors and VULVA Original has certainly captured one.
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    The bottle is to be shaken gently and when only a tiny amount of this intoxicating substance is applied to the back of the hand the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina exudes and immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies, stimulating the cinematic visions of the imagination.

    Breathe in and enjoy the scent of a beautiful woman anytime, anywhere!

    The scent comes in a 2ml bottle inside a box for protection

    How to use it

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    in the pleasures of the true aroma of that most coveted substance.

    The sense of smell then stimulates the cinematic visions

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    It not only enables men to achieve greater gratification during solo sex, women too can use the erotic essence to coax their partner out from their shell.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    TGIF.


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    X2 TGIF

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    More snapper less humor

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