Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

**RootSkier** · 01-15-2011, 03:53 AM

Originally Posted by karpiel

sick shit

Get help.

**farmguy** · 01-15-2011, 11:14 AM

Looks inviting

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**45hill** · 01-15-2011, 03:23 PM

**BigKuba** · 01-15-2011, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Cross

I like boobs and butts. V and I had the same brilliant idea but unfortunately we are not nearly as artistically inclined:

**adam** · 01-15-2011, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by karpiel

sick shit.

Seriously. You're Clear Creek is showing.

**karpiel** · 01-15-2011, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by adam

Seriously. You're Clear Creek is showing.

That nearly killed me.

**advres** · 01-16-2011, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by karpiel

That nearly killed me.

And seriously, do you ever post anything that isn't about fat people/naked fat people/extremely ugly fat people/buttholes? It's not shock value, it's just your sick twisted head looking for shit NO ONE wants to see.

**karpiel** · 01-16-2011, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by gameface

And seriously, do you ever post anything that isn't about fat people/naked fat people/extremely ugly fat people/buttholes? It's not shock value, it's just your sick twisted head looking for shit NO ONE wants to see.

But I want to be your friend.

**f2f** · 01-16-2011, 12:38 AM

from now on karpiel =

**wicked_sick** · 01-16-2011, 01:06 AM

This thang makes a racket

**karpiel** · 01-16-2011, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by f2f

from now on karpiel =

Thanks, they both look like pretty rad people that would be fun to party with.

**f2f** · 01-16-2011, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by karpiel

Thanks, they both look like pretty rad people that would be fun to party with.

or show your picture collection to.

**climberevan** · 01-16-2011, 10:08 PM

Ahhh...Atlanta. I drove out of there once during an ice storm and it looked like the Rapture had occurred. Cars littered the roadsides.

I tried to embed, but couldn't figure it out.

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N1Im1xbjWQ&sns=fb"]YouTube - Atlanta Weather Update for Jan. 11, 2011[/nomedia]

**carvedog** · 01-17-2011, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by climberevan

Ahhh...Atlanta. I drove out of there once during an ice storm and it looked like the Rapture had occurred. Cars littered the roadsides.

I tried to embed, but couldn't figure it out.

asshole - I want my two minutes back.

don't bother with the embed

**pyromaniacman129** · 01-17-2011, 08:15 PM

**wicked_sick** · 01-17-2011, 09:01 PM

**Captain Awesome** · 01-18-2011, 04:44 PM

**advres** · 01-18-2011, 08:58 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/942873935.html

What the fuck people! I need a motherfuckin job, and I have a resume that says I am fucking fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not one of them responded, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Cover Letter? Here's my fucking cover letter!
Now, I'm really low on money, and I'll suck a dick if I have to...that's right!
Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that motherfucker and I'll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! FUCK NO! What'd you say? You lost your keys? FUCK IT! I'll shoot the goddamn lock off your door with my laser eyes! That's how bad I need a motherfuckin job! Your brother is gay and you're not cool with that? I'll de-gay him with reverse buttsex. Don't believe me?! Then hire me and I'll fucking show you!

OBJECTIVE
I need a motherfuckin job.

SHIT I HAVE DONE
-I invented the moon.
-Atlantis was around til 1988, but sunk when I shot out of my mom's vagina like a silver bullet into a wolverine.
-I am also a wolverine.
-Had sex with the Spice Girls.
-The blowjob machine was originally my idea until that bastard Clint Eastwood stole it.
-I have prophetic visions of the apocolypse.
-Watched the movie "Juwanna Mann" at least 18 times. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247444/
-Created a new genre of dance in which people get so into it that radiation waves pulsate off of them, I like to call this the microrave.
-I reverse engineered a door, I now know how it works.
-When I was 8, a frisbee flew into my backyard and I blew it up with my mind.
-My brother is the Eiffel Tower
-Direct descendant of Beowulf
-Can make weapons out of anything, very useful in a hostile work environment
-Beat my pornography addiction when I was 19
-Proficient in Microsoft Office and Photoshop

RELEVANT WORK EXPERIENCE
GlomGlom Corporation of Evil Doing
POSITION: Front Desk/Administrative Assistant
DUTIES: Setting up sex scandals in which to blackmail wealthy politicians, forwarding email, burning down the houses of the poor, loan sharking, answering phones, greeting clients in a manner that would frighten most people

GreenHate Enterprises
POSITION: Once Again, I was a fucking Front Desk/Administrative Assistant
DUTIES: Organizing the dumping of bio-waste into the ocean, peeing in lakes, digging holes to fill with garbage, making garbage out of perfectly good and useful items, filling said wholes with said garbage, creating fake facts about Greenpeace and publishing them on the internet(I am internet savvy), good at filing...documents of hate.

REFERENCES
Glomgor Evil
GlomGlom Corporation of Evil Doings
gorlock@peanutbutternipples.com

Sloblor the Muck Monster
GreenHate Enterprises
sloblor@greenhate.com

So, now that you know the real me, are you gonna hire me or not? I would like to remind you that I can make weapons out of anything.

Sincerely,

Steve Madonna
stevemadonnayeah@gmail.com

remember.....anything.

Cleveland Steamer · 01-18-2011, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by wicked_sick

Carrot Bukakke?

Cleveland Steamer · 01-18-2011, 10:15 PM

This is the greatest video I have ever seen
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-D7UneS0E"]YouTube - Hurra Torpedo covers "Total Eclipse of the Heart"[/nomedia]