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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    with or without gloves?
    Well even at $1000 an hour, you'd probably only get $10 worth. Maybe you could convince her she was doing a hand cream ad for a non profit.


    And because I have to teach tomorrow, to remind me that "adults" are always worse than 8th graders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    The interviewer in that segment was in my home room in high school. Just saying...
    but is she queen of the castle?

    at least they're not manhands
    holy fucking shitballs

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    that 3000 man hours was well spend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiski View Post
    I wonder what she charges for a hand-job.
    If it's too much, maybe she gives a good discount for the dutch rudder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldenboy View Post
    If it's too much, maybe she gives a good discount for the dutch rudder.
    had to look that one up.

    I just have to ask, how did 'dutch rudder' enter your vocab?

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    dutch rudder, while always a fun activity, never really hit mainstream awareness until the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

    You need to watch this movie.

    Clip here. No idea how to embed

    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uloCd2W8qu4"]YouTube - Zack and Miri Make a Porno- Dutch Rudder[/nomedia]

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    We've won it. It's going to get better now. You can sort of tell these things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_roon View Post
    had to look that one up.

    I just have to ask, how did 'dutch rudder' enter your vocab?
    A road trip weekend where everyone was saying dutch rudder all the time, because they'd seen the movie Zack and Miri (as alias mentioned). It was funny even without having seen the movie, and even more funny after watching the movie months later.

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    i hope this works. TGIF.

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    Hate to follow up ^ with this lame thing but I laughed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    i hope this works. TGIF.
    I see your point.
    "You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit

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    well..i've heard of blue balls before, but...

    Czech Rep. go figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    Maybe we should have a whole thread dedicated to this link. Wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    i hope this works. TGIF.
    Wow! I'll take more of her please for my Friday special. Same chick that's putting on her jeans in the other flick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zesty Not Spicy View Post
    Wow! I'll take more of her please for my Friday special. Same chick that's putting on her jeans in the other flick?
    It's Mrs. TGR.

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    Happy Fistivus, bitchasses!


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