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Thread: I bruised my spleen......

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    Steamy Gamble Mud Guest

    I bruised my spleen......

    I also ruptured my Pancreas......

    It happened trying this rollercoaster box.....anyone have any tips?


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    That was an EPIC FAIL!
    215 to carry and the tour stars laying up

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    you need more speed (that thing's a double )
    In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...

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    OH SHIT! EPIC! I would start off by not trying to 50-50 that shit like a gape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asspen View Post
    OH SHIT! EPIC! I would start off by not trying to 50-50 that shit like a gape.
    what's a gape? I'm gonna nale it next time.

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    Yeah--don't ski or do any other sports until your doc tells you it's ok. seriously. you do not want to fuck with your spleen, and you most definitely don't want to fuck with your pancreas.

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    a couple of things:

    a) your poles are WAAAYYY too long
    and
    2) your pants and jacket colors are too dark and earth toned

    also, maybe bend the knees more, but this is pointless if you don't fix the first two
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoAskAlice View Post
    a couple of things:

    a) your poles are WAAAYYY too long
    and
    2) your pants and jacket colors are too dark and earth toned

    also, maybe bend the knees more, but this is pointless if you don't fix the first two

    This.

    And thats a double roller coaster man, you need at least 4 tall t's on, and maybe even a basketball jersey. I've seen it done without the jersey but it was sketchy as hell.
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