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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 12-23-2009, 12:58 PM #501
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    should have posted this last night though ....before Ullr decided to fuck us with lackluster snow totals.
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    Alright Ullr,

    I've never contributed to this thread before, but I'm going to be at Jay Peak next week and need a MINIMUM of two 1'+ powder days while I'm there! I offer you ass, with and without the flash...



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  4. 12-24-2009, 12:58 AM #504
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    Could have done without the last post.









    just saying.
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  5. 12-24-2009, 01:59 AM #505
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    Could have done without the last post.




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    just saying.
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  6. 12-24-2009, 04:35 AM #506
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleYellowFriend View Post
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    This guy, hes a funny one, everyone take note.
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  8. 12-24-2009, 06:50 AM #508
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    ^^^

    You better not be breaking the rules with that post. Ullr will be angry.

    If not, very strong work there for sure. Probably not enough to keep it from raining in VT this weekend, though. You should post more to appease him.
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  9. 12-25-2009, 02:39 AM #509
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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernSpotted... View Post
    ^^^

    You better not be breaking the rules with that post. Ullr will be angry.

    If not, very strong work there for sure. Probably not enough to keep it from raining in VT this weekend, though. You should post more to appease him.
    I'll admit rules were broken, but i'm sure it will please Ullr. Current GF has a strictly now electronics in the bedroom. As far as I can tell I have two options, 1) Have sex in other rooms, or 2) Get real fucking sneaky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain_man View Post
    1) Have sex in other rooms, or 2) Get real fucking sneaky.
    you know your mission soldier, its your choice to accept it or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain_man View Post
    I'll admit rules were broken, but i'm sure it will please Ullr. Current GF has a strictly now electronics in the bedroom. As far as I can tell I have two options, 1) Have sex in other rooms, or 2) Get real fucking sneaky. 3) Get a new fucking girlfriend...
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    Hey Jaypowhound don't mind Mountain Fag. That was a fine ass you offered and I feel Ullr is pleased.

    Mountain bith can't even figure out how to post in this thread which is an offering not proving you can search and grab images off the fucking internet.

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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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  13. 12-25-2009, 11:09 PM #513
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain_man View Post
    I'll admit rules were broken, but i'm sure it will please Ullr. Current GF has a strictly now electronics in the bedroom. As far as I can tell I have two options, 1) Have sex in other rooms, or 2) Get real fucking sneaky.
    Those are always the ones you wish you had a shot of later. just sayin...
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    ^^^ To the top. Front Range needs snow!
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    Dear Mags, I don't know what Ullr means, but I'll go with it.

    There is this 38 y/o cougar, actually a gma now cause her slut 15 y/o had a kid too. At work, fuckin dumbest bitch I've ever met, but she'd let me do anything to her... ANd I mean Annnnnnnnnnnything.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Airpoppoff View Post
    Dear Mags, I don't know what Ullr means, but I'll go with it.

    There is this 38 y/o cougar, actually a gma now cause her slut 15 y/o had a kid too. At work, fuckin dumbest bitch I've ever met, but she'd let me do anything to her... ANd I mean Annnnnnnnnnnything.








    I think ^^^^^ this is what you meant to do.
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  18. 12-28-2009, 01:10 AM #518
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    she has analabia?
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    is that a tongue growing out of her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dk_alaskan View Post
    is that a tongue growing out of her?
    maybe he's *inside* sticking his tongue *out*?!? That'd be crazy...
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    He did say "ANYTHING"!
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  22. 12-28-2009, 09:47 AM #522
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDingleberry View Post
    I think ^^^^^ this is what you meant to do.
    well i wanted to keep it tight for people on minibooks yanno
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    BuMp It Up,

    & goodnight all
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    Ol Brenda looks pretty hot in this pic. Not bad at all for a GILF.

    And isn't that the clit comin out of her....heard it doesn't really exist though.
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  25. 12-30-2009, 08:38 AM #525
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    That's not a GILF, at least for the OP. It's a GIFT...a Grandma "I" Fucked Today.

    Hell yeah.
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