"Life's not a bitch. Life's a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy." - Aesop
NSR, but entertaining anyway
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I'm a cougar, not a MILF! I have to protect my rep! - bklyn
In any case, if you're ever really in this situation make sure you at least bargain in a couple of fluffers.
-snowsprite
Sinecure, you are still failing to grasp the point of this thread...
Maybe she's his wife.
to the top!
please Ullr, let the forecast be wrong and bring snow to the local (vancouver) mtns for the next week instead of rain!
Originally Posted by Smoke
For you Ullr, I would like to express my gratitude for your blessings yesterday. Now if you could deliver the next offering anytime after the 25th when I'm done visiting fam that'd be great.
I offer you...her(no need for names)
ps-she eagerly enjoys der poopenhausen, Ullr.
THAT should help!
Holy Mary Mother of God. Thank you.
Hmmm ... you gave me a good idea about installing wine bottle holders under my kitchen cabinets.
I suck at posting pictures of my girlfriends boobs
Buy nice things here.
www.motorcityglassworks.com
can't believe I just found this thread!
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Flying the Bluehouse colors in Western Canada! Let me know if you want some rad skis!!
"He is god of snow; the one called Ullr. Son of Sif, step son of Thor. He is so fierce a bowman and ski-runner that none may contend! He is quite beautiful to look upon and has all the characteristics of a warrior. It is wise to invoke the name of Ullr in duels!"
-The Gylfaginning
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
For once,this is appropriate.....
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So local it hurts...
if you click on those a couple times they get real big!
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"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
Is that a cat turd on the dining room floor?
Not a classic of mine, but I know whose ex...still gotta love the t-shirt
We need snow here locally so I can do some skinning...please, ULLR
"There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
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