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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boom Heir View Post
    Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...

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    FTW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke
    Cell phones are great in the backcountry. If you're injured, you can use them to play Tetris, which helps pass the time while waiting for cold embrace of Death to envelop you.

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    Jeeez! Areolas the size of dinner plates!


    Quote Originally Posted by Boom Heir View Post
    Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boom Heir View Post
    Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...
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    Your pics are better. Shes better as a brunetter or darker hair.

    Nice.
    Quote Originally Posted by skuba View Post
    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boom Heir View Post
    Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleYellowFriend View Post
    uhh.... ewwwww...
    You're right your first post was much better...

    You do know this is a skiing forum, are you lost?


    Back on topic...pics will be posted as soon as exams are done.
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    NSR, but entertaining anyway

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    In any case, if you're ever really in this situation make sure you at least bargain in a couple of fluffers.
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    Sinecure, you are still failing to grasp the point of this thread...

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    Maybe she's his wife.

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    to the top!

    please Ullr, let the forecast be wrong and bring snow to the local (vancouver) mtns for the next week instead of rain!
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke
    Cell phones are great in the backcountry. If you're injured, you can use them to play Tetris, which helps pass the time while waiting for cold embrace of Death to envelop you.

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    For you Ullr, I would like to express my gratitude for your blessings yesterday. Now if you could deliver the next offering anytime after the 25th when I'm done visiting fam that'd be great.

    I offer you...her(no need for names)









    ps-she eagerly enjoys der poopenhausen, Ullr.

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    THAT should help!

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    Holy Mary Mother of God. Thank you.

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    Hmmm ... you gave me a good idea about installing wine bottle holders under my kitchen cabinets.

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    I suck at posting pictures of my girlfriends boobs
    Buy nice things here.
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    can't believe I just found this thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A-wreck View Post
    I suck at posting pictures of my girlfriends boobs
    Send them to me and I'll post'em.
    Flying the Bluehouse colors in Western Canada! Let me know if you want some rad skis!!

    "He is god of snow; the one called Ullr. Son of Sif, step son of Thor. He is so fierce a bowman and ski-runner that none may contend! He is quite beautiful to look upon and has all the characteristics of a warrior. It is wise to invoke the name of Ullr in duels!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flowtorch View Post
    ps-she eagerly enjoys der poopenhausen, Ullr.
    damn your killing me here Flow.

    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    can't believe I just found this thread!
    I don't know that I have heard of a 5K post JONG, but there you have it. This is the most money thread on TGR.
    Quote Originally Posted by skuba View Post
    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    can't believe I just found this thread!
    post fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    Hmmm ... you gave me a good idea about installing wine bottle holders under my kitchen cabinets.
    Haha, now that's fuggin funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carvedog View Post
    I don't know that I have heard of a 5K post JONG, but there you have it. This is the most money thread on TGR.
    I deserve that. In my defense, I spend most of my time on TGR on a work laptop, so stay away from NSFW threads. And when I'm on my home desktop and want to look at NSFW stuff, well, I always assumed that there was better stuff elsewhere. I stand corrected!
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    For once,this is appropriate.....
    So local it hurts...

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    if you click on those a couple times they get real big!

    "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

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    Is that a cat turd on the dining room floor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I deserve that. In my defense, I spend most of my time on TGR on a work laptop, so stay away from NSFW threads
    Well....that sounds pretty reasonable, gotta keep the overlords happy.

    I have learned the hard way, to never, ever click on a link that blurred posts up. Ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by skuba View Post
    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

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    Not a classic of mine, but I know whose ex...still gotta love the t-shirt



    We need snow here locally so I can do some skinning...please, ULLR
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